Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55706
The pig man
With his knives and chains
Carves himself

Revelers come forth
With their masks, suits, and dresses
Applaud happily

Chanting with rhythm
"Carve, Pigman! Carve Pigman! Carve!
He squeals with delight

Slabs of meat
Fall towards the floor
Eat! Eat! Eat!
Haiku #55706
Posted: December 12, 2016 3:02 pm ET
Poet & location: An old fuck up of Back on this site for the day