The pig man
With his knives and chains
Carves himself
Revelers come forth
With their masks, suits, and dresses
Applaud happily
Chanting with rhythm
"Carve, Pigman! Carve Pigman! Carve!
He squeals with delight
Slabs of meat
Fall towards the floor
Eat! Eat! Eat!
by An old fuck up of Back on this site for the day
To really be rude,
I should change the font to white.
That would be funny!
by Darth Figpucker
I am nearly bushed.
Being a whore takes its toll.
I poop equations.
I get paid for it.
And I get paid rather well.
Bums are better off.
by Darth Figpucker
I had a strange dream.
I taught a class in rudeness.
Everyone loved it.
by Darth Figpucker
well looks like the art
project here it is getting
bigger by the moot
by vhs
This world needs a war.
There are too many people.
Release the virus.
by of
the words come out so
even in the last days there
are last words to speak
by vhs
You fail at counting
Meanwhile I will be mounting
Another mother
by Touching the magic of Disney
we are innocent
corrupted by bad music
shaming our future
by elegant eclipse of succulent blips
You said you loved me
But that was a big fat lie
And now you must die
by Shirley Smothers
Captain Kangaroo
Doing naughty things to you
poo and super glue
by Anonymous Poet
yes i know sometimes
i do haiku sometimes i
undo haiku...peace
by vhs
you misunderstand
haiku; it's more than just three
meagre broken lines
by Feliway66 of Bud / HU
you misunderstand
haiku; it
by Feliway66 of Budapest, HU
fifty five thousand
six hundred seventy one
and they are all bad!
by compost heap
i think that was you
know like survivalist food
for sale in buckets
and jim bakker and
his we can make a table
with these buckets...he's
probably crazy
by vhs
Subterranean
That is the future my friends
Start digging your holes
by Renowned Futurist of an obscure tabloid
what is profound is
of course the fact that a guy
who teaches skool is
just a blip in the
life of someone passing through
that skool of passing...
by vhs of strangers in the night, forever beeping
You are reading words
The words will make you think things
Then you will forget
by Profound Intellectual of a fancy university
Christmas is coming
Bad elf under mistletoe
Santa rides the sleigh
by Billy of Northern VA
Men who fuck chickens
look down on those who fuck goats
because that's just sick.
by df
No, Garth, you are wrong.
A self-referring poem
is not poetry.
So what is it then?
Sad comedy at its best.
But that's okay too.
Here's an example:
This haiku is so stupid.
You see what I mean?
by df of Los Gofuckyourselfistanibadvilleberg
All hope is now lost.
Genocide by a Tweeto.
(A Cheeto that tweets.)
Drink some orange food dye
in the hopes of blending in
and avoid the camps.
You will not be starved.
You will be force fed Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper.
by df
What is green and dangerous? A gooseberry with a machine gun -
October Weather
by October Weather of Tenerife
self referential
you broke your own stupid rule
evil figpucker
by Garth Wigsucker
>>I'm only human.
Occasionally I fart.
And it's not a fart.
>>In line at Walmart.
In loose fitting khaki shorts.
What a mess I made.
>>The intercom blared,
"Clean up at register six.
Bring Clorox and gloves."
>>People then took pics
to upload onto Facebook.
That's my five minutes.
by Darth Figpucker of Merry Christmas!
Funny how the spam
vanishes after I drop
a poop bomb, ain't it.
by df
Okay, vhs.
If you think praying will work,
Pray all you wan to.
Or... you can try to email Janis to see if you can learn the code to log in to the website host and delete all the spam as it comes in. Imagine, actually doing something about it. Wow. He helps those who help me. Good luck.
Oh....
POOP!
Happy?
by df
you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"
warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?
by vhs
Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...
...with you...
...I hate haiku.
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by Adam of San Francisco, Mexico
Hey there, vhs.
Do you know HTML?
Or any coding?
You should ask Janis
to let you be an admin
to wipe out the spam.
by
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