I must go tinkle.
I've returned from tinkling.
And nothing has changed.
by
This is not funny.
So please try to stop laughing.
Unless you pay me.
by Anonymous Poet
Thermo's 2nd Law.
We are addicted to death.
It's how we survive.
by
Nothing you write here
will have the slightest effect
on the universe.
by
Most people have not.
But if so, what did you see.
Jot it down below.
by
Have you ever had
an excessive amount of
The 'Tussin DM?
by
I'm owned by a cat.
She keeps rubbing on my leg.
But that's what they do.
by
Write something profound.
Then wad it up and burn it.
The world will not care.
by of
Bonne ann
by yemeder of london
Bonne ann
by pinerey of paris
I'm trying to put
down an answer but I'm out
of words to put down
by vhs
shabby bathroom mats
do not make me spend money
check out my website
by deplorable mittens
he's hung like a horse
how do you hang a horsey?
with a rope of course
by adorable kittens
What's your favorite
penile elongation
technique you have tried?
The brick and kite string
has done wonders for my schlong.
It's gained two inches!
It's also turned black,
but women love a black cock,
although it stinks some.
by 5-7-5 24-7-365
i do? I did? well
if that happened, them dolls would
slap me in the face...
by vhs
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by titirtpi of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by piyppoii of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by wtuwytww of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by tuuirote of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by wrteiyet of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
by uouyooye of USA
Thank you for that in-
-formation anonymous!
I understand now!
by Anonymous Poet
Do not say "crakers".
Use "Saltine Americans".
Get with the times, dude!
by Anonymous Poet
VHS is a
Very Horny Scallywag
with muppet sex dolls.
by Anonymous Poet
I have seen the signs.
Impending doom will now come.
In the guise of gifts.
by Anonymous Poet
Who is V H S?
Why does he/she post so much?
At least he/she is
Not spamming
I hate haiku
by Anonymous Poet
well peace and stuffiing
and TURKEY and apple pies
plus cheese and crackers
and if Darth were here
he would go on about there
being lots of poop
AFTER eating all that
by vhs
i am missing the
Darth and all his endless poop
jokes, but such is poop
by vhs
i wonder if we
need boldness in the face of
all these damned rules made
by vhs
she said words can't hurt
but like a razor to the wrist
they cut the spirit
more than the flesh, my
soul bleeds from the psychic wounds
of this rotten world
by vhs
how do i say fuck
off in engrish to a thing
spitting out spam in
china somewhere, um
off fuck??? dishonorable but
we live in zeeze times, ya?
by vhs
Elizabeth sleeps
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet
by Anonymous Poet
how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???
by vhs
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by iurorrit of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by trottrer of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by wpyioewp of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by otouuyep of USA
no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like
by studboy of Los Angeles, Calif
amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive
by vhs
Hello!
by powwteiu of USA
raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas
by Anonymous Poet
so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot
by vhs of also a scorpio
even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades
by ash
Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell
by Anonymous Poet
it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker
by vhs
Why so immature?
by 18 year old
it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons
by vhs
Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here
by Anonymous Poet