Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 30 Days and 77414 Haiku later...

how do i say fuck
off in engrish to a thing
spitting out spam in

china somewhere, um
off fuck??? dishonorable but
we live in zeeze times, ya?
Haiku # 55520, November 23, 2016 12:20 pm ET
by vhs
Elizabeth sleeps
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet
Haiku # 55501, November 23, 2016 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???
Haiku # 55500, November 22, 2016 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55499, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by iurorrit of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55498, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by trottrer of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55497, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by wpyioewp of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55496, November 22, 2016 2:56 am ET
by otouuyep of USA
no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like
Haiku # 55495, November 21, 2016 8:03 pm ET
by studboy of Los Angeles, Calif
amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks
Haiku # 55493, November 21, 2016 1:51 pm ET
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive
Haiku # 55492, November 21, 2016 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 55490, November 21, 2016 12:40 pm ET
by powwteiu of USA
raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas
Haiku # 55484, November 20, 2016 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot
Haiku # 55483, November 20, 2016 1:44 pm ET
by vhs of also a scorpio
even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades
Haiku # 55482, November 20, 2016 7:30 am ET
by ash
Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell
Haiku # 55481, November 20, 2016 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker
Haiku # 55480, November 19, 2016 1:08 pm ET
by vhs
Why so immature?
Haiku # 55479, November 19, 2016 12:49 pm ET
by 18 year old
it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons
Haiku # 55478, November 19, 2016 11:13 am ET
by vhs
Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here
Haiku # 55476, November 19, 2016 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton
Haiku # 55475, November 19, 2016 5:31 am ET
by Blamshingo Blebloba
do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad
Haiku # 55470, November 19, 2016 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better
Haiku # 55464, November 18, 2016 4:57 pm ET
by Adam
A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Haiku # 55462, November 18, 2016 4:49 pm ET
by DON'T of JUST DON'T
This is not a haiku
I am sooooo funny
Hehehvdhehdhehhdhehhdbddb
Haiku # 55458, November 18, 2016 1:24 pm ET
by Lolnope l
I am a robot
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP
Haiku # 55457, November 18, 2016 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it seems i am but
alone and here and would i
but kick this spam off...
Haiku # 55456, November 18, 2016 12:59 pm ET
by vhs
most lovely thing we
got to post on website free
boner pills sold here...XXX
Haiku # 55454, November 17, 2016 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
where is all the spam
coming from, here, or there or
what gives of this horde?
Haiku # 55453, November 17, 2016 10:51 am ET
by vhs
out the lime in the
coconut fury present
bananas beavis
Haiku # 55450, November 16, 2016 2:56 pm ET
by vhs
Hey, want some candy?
Chocolate, gum, lollipops
Here in my pocket
Haiku # 55444, November 16, 2016 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wish i had the
way to block all this spam since
what good does prayer do?
Haiku # 55424, November 14, 2016 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
"this is how things were"
versus this is how things are
"how could these things be"
Haiku # 55407, November 13, 2016 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
we did have it too
easy in gen x but we
also had it, that

space, that cake, that world
the idea of closure and
the end of history....
Haiku # 55406, November 13, 2016 12:13 pm ET
by vhs
not so long ago
it was all fun and games but
now, spam spam spam spam

bloody vikings...
Haiku # 55404, November 12, 2016 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
train tells me it's right
and it scares me all the time
so...need to go home
Haiku # 55403, November 12, 2016 1:39 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
danger awaits you!
hiding around the corner
ten foot tall penguin
Haiku # 55402, November 11, 2016 10:44 pm ET
by An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of kind bud
this is not the late
1990s and we say
things like it is, chat
Haiku # 55398, November 11, 2016 11:21 am ET
by vhs
so basically
eight years of bitching about
predictable shit

Haiku # 55391, November 10, 2016 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
i thought that was frank sinatra
Haiku # 55390, November 10, 2016 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
I am overwhelmed by your post
This is the best idea
Love Haiku
Love my heart
Haiku # 55381, November 10, 2016 2:24 am ET
by Sherril of MI
Donald Trump is hot.
I want to fuck his toupee.
And make punk rock spikes.
Haiku # 55379, November 9, 2016 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh is that right? well...
live with it, deal with it, fuck
it, get on with life
Haiku # 55378, November 9, 2016 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
smug redneck faces
our country is a huge joke
mass suicide. please.
Haiku # 55377, November 9, 2016 9:51 am ET
by Rick Snyder Has IBS
Change "In God We Trust"
to "Grab 'Em By The Pussy".
Write this on your cash.
Haiku # 55376, November 9, 2016 3:46 am ET
by df
I am saddened.
Racism triumphs again.
Turn on the ovens.

Invest in methane.
Or perhaps cyanide gas.
You'll make a fortune.

On the other hand.
"Just grab 'em by the pussy."
I think I like it.
Haiku # 55375, November 9, 2016 3:44 am ET
by df
President Donald
This is going to cost us
Can not believe it
Haiku # 55374, November 9, 2016 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
D
Haiku # 55366, November 8, 2016 8:43 pm ET
by df
Getting stoned on farts.
A fascinating concept.
I bet it would work.

You must collect them.
Like in a party balloon.
Huff them like nitrous.
Haiku # 55352, November 8, 2016 8:37 pm ET
by df
Poop is worse than spam.
I could post animal porn.
Whatever it takes.

But still no progress.
The spam goes undeleted.
I'll go sniff my farts.
Haiku # 55351, November 8, 2016 8:34 pm ET
by df
eh well you know i
just started wearing glasses
I had them, i was

off and on, you know
it's ok, i'll get used to them
part of, older...
Haiku # 55349, November 8, 2016 5:31 pm ET
by vhs
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