Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker
Haiku # 55480 November 19, 2016 1:08 pm ET
by vhs
Why so immature?
Haiku # 55479 November 19, 2016 12:49 pm ET
by 18 year old
it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons
Haiku # 55478 November 19, 2016 11:13 am ET
by vhs
Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here
Haiku # 55476 November 19, 2016 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton
Haiku # 55475 November 19, 2016 5:31 am ET
by Blamshingo Blebloba
do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad
Haiku # 55470 November 19, 2016 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better
Haiku # 55464 November 18, 2016 4:57 pm ET
by Adam
A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Haiku # 55462 November 18, 2016 4:49 pm ET
by DON'T of JUST DON'T
This is not a haiku
I am sooooo funny
Hehehvdhehdhehhdhehhdbddb
Haiku # 55458 November 18, 2016 1:24 pm ET
by Lolnope l
I am a robot
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP
Haiku # 55457 November 18, 2016 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it seems i am but
alone and here and would i
but kick this spam off...
Haiku # 55456 November 18, 2016 12:59 pm ET
by vhs
most lovely thing we
got to post on website free
boner pills sold here...XXX
Haiku # 55454 November 17, 2016 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
where is all the spam
coming from, here, or there or
what gives of this horde?
Haiku # 55453 November 17, 2016 10:51 am ET
by vhs
out the lime in the
coconut fury present
bananas beavis
Haiku # 55450 November 16, 2016 2:56 pm ET
by vhs
Hey, want some candy?
Chocolate, gum, lollipops
Here in my pocket
Haiku # 55444 November 16, 2016 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wish i had the
way to block all this spam since
what good does prayer do?
Haiku # 55424 November 14, 2016 1:14 pm ET
by vhs
"this is how things were"
versus this is how things are
"how could these things be"
Haiku # 55407 November 13, 2016 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
we did have it too
easy in gen x but we
also had it, that

space, that cake, that world
the idea of closure and
the end of history....
Haiku # 55406 November 13, 2016 12:13 pm ET
by vhs
not so long ago
it was all fun and games but
now, spam spam spam spam

bloody vikings...
Haiku # 55404 November 12, 2016 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
train tells me it's right
and it scares me all the time
so...need to go home
Haiku # 55403 November 12, 2016 1:39 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
danger awaits you!
hiding around the corner
ten foot tall penguin
Haiku # 55402 November 11, 2016 10:44 pm ET
by An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of kind bud
this is not the late
1990s and we say
things like it is, chat
Haiku # 55398 November 11, 2016 11:21 am ET
by vhs
so basically
eight years of bitching about
predictable shit

Haiku # 55391 November 10, 2016 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
i thought that was frank sinatra
Haiku # 55390 November 10, 2016 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
I am overwhelmed by your post
This is the best idea
Love Haiku
Love my heart
Haiku # 55381 November 10, 2016 2:24 am ET
by Sherril of MI
Donald Trump is hot.
I want to fuck his toupee.
And make punk rock spikes.
Haiku # 55379 November 9, 2016 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh is that right? well...
live with it, deal with it, fuck
it, get on with life
Haiku # 55378 November 9, 2016 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
smug redneck faces
our country is a huge joke
mass suicide. please.
Haiku # 55377 November 9, 2016 9:51 am ET
by Rick Snyder Has IBS
Change "In God We Trust"
to "Grab 'Em By The Pussy".
Write this on your cash.
Haiku # 55376 November 9, 2016 3:46 am ET
by df
I am saddened.
Racism triumphs again.
Turn on the ovens.

Invest in methane.
Or perhaps cyanide gas.
You'll make a fortune.

On the other hand.
"Just grab 'em by the pussy."
I think I like it.
Haiku # 55375 November 9, 2016 3:44 am ET
by df
President Donald
This is going to cost us
Can not believe it
Haiku # 55374 November 9, 2016 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
D
Haiku # 55366 November 8, 2016 8:43 pm ET
by df
Getting stoned on farts.
A fascinating concept.
I bet it would work.

You must collect them.
Like in a party balloon.
Huff them like nitrous.
Haiku # 55352 November 8, 2016 8:37 pm ET
by df
Poop is worse than spam.
I could post animal porn.
Whatever it takes.

But still no progress.
The spam goes undeleted.
I'll go sniff my farts.
Haiku # 55351 November 8, 2016 8:34 pm ET
by df
eh well you know i
just started wearing glasses
I had them, i was

off and on, you know
it's ok, i'll get used to them
part of, older...
Haiku # 55349 November 8, 2016 5:31 pm ET
by vhs
poop is worse than spam
IMHO, just sayen'
old people are strange
Haiku # 55348 November 8, 2016 1:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see shit on a
page, i react with some ick
then i put this up
Haiku # 55347 November 7, 2016 9:35 pm ET
by vhs
This is getting old.
I am getting sick of shit.
Next: DONKEY BONER!
Haiku # 55346 November 7, 2016 3:56 pm ET
by df
how to avoide spam?
why not use the new google recaptcha?
very useful!!!
Haiku # 55338 November 7, 2016 12:23 pm ET
by Nima
Rare, lean Angus beef.
Thin cut with Romain, dijon,
and ripe tomatoes.

Served on hearty wheat
that's slightly toasted and
a glass of red wine.

Beaujolais is best.
But what the hell do I know.
Merlot if you must.

Better than bologna or sponge meat and Hell-man's "mayo" with Velveeta on white bread and the amusing prison toilet fermented Kool-Aid... Not that I would know.... ahem.
Haiku # 55333 November 6, 2016 11:29 pm ET
by df
I have to agree.
Sandwiches are indeed nice.
If made properly.
Haiku # 55332 November 6, 2016 11:19 pm ET
by df
Why do anything?
It all adds up to nothing.
Sandwiches are nice
Haiku # 55331 November 6, 2016 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'll get a goddamn coffee now and surprise them by bringing my own mug and sugar b/c fucking white sugar sucks and I don't like using paper cups w/ plastic lids... so Goddamn wasteful and we should take better care of my planet instead of being such filthy fucking humans. (Pigs are cleaner than humans as far as how much trash they make). If only humans had a shorter life span then they wouldn't be such an environmental problem. We need humans with a shorter shelf live. In praise of tobacco, alcohol, and pharmacy drugs. And those damn pharm drugs still won't cure up my blue zit testicles, Goddamnitall.
What was I talking about?... oh yeah.... coffee....
Haiku # 55329 November 5, 2016 6:27 pm ET
by df
And if so, then what
do you watch on TV while
you are fondling?
Haiku # 55328 November 5, 2016 6:22 pm ET
by df
Seriously though,
do you ever lounge all day
playing with your balls?
Haiku # 55327 November 5, 2016 6:21 pm ET
by df
I have a concern.
Could Skittles make me be gay?
With their gay colors?
Haiku # 55326 November 5, 2016 6:18 pm ET
by df
I'm tired of blue.
I would like rainbow colors.
So I'll try Skittles.
Haiku # 55325 November 5, 2016 6:16 pm ET
by df
Perhaps it could be
interspecies relations
with sea animals.
Haiku # 55324 November 5, 2016 6:13 pm ET
by df
I wonder if it's
'cause I eat a half gallon
of berries each day.
Haiku # 55323 November 5, 2016 6:11 pm ET
by df
Removing blue stains?
I now buy blue underwear.
Smurfette does the same.
Haiku # 55322 November 5, 2016 6:10 pm ET
by df
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