Why do anything?
It all adds up to nothing.
Sandwiches are nice

I think I'll get a goddamn coffee now and surprise them by bringing my own mug and sugar b/c fucking white sugar sucks and I don't like using paper cups w/ plastic lids... so Goddamn wasteful and we should take better care of my planet instead of being such filthy fucking humans. (Pigs are cleaner than humans as far as how much trash they make). If only humans had a shorter life span then they wouldn't be such an environmental problem. We need humans with a shorter shelf live. In praise of tobacco, alcohol, and pharmacy drugs. And those damn pharm drugs still won't cure up my blue zit testicles, Goddamnitall.
What was I talking about?... oh yeah.... coffee....

And if so, then what
do you watch on TV while
you are fondling?

Seriously though,
do you ever lounge all day
playing with your balls?

I have a concern.
Could Skittles make me be gay?
With their gay colors?

I'm tired of blue.
I would like rainbow colors.
So I'll try Skittles.

Perhaps it could be
interspecies relations
with sea animals.

I wonder if it's
'cause I eat a half gallon
of berries each day.

Removing blue stains?
I now buy blue underwear.
Smurfette does the same.

Testicular zits.
Apparently abnormal.
The pus is bright blue.

I'm trying to keep
up but i can only sign on
when I'm not at work

etc etc etc etc, and
when FarmVille is the art the
vanilla wins too

much credence, not that there's
"anything wrong with that" but
chaos vs. order

It was tan and fibrous from eating lots of veggies like a good little boy and came out rather easily. It had a slight skunk-funk to it from eating pomelo fruit (like a grapefruit, but sweeter).
The skunk smell reminded me of making marijuana cookies. I'll have to do that again some day.
Your welcome.

I think I'll poop now.
I'll give you the details.
Be back in flush...

Kim Kardashian
would make a good president
for next election.

I don't regret it.
Will this condemn me to hell?
Christ, I sure hope so.

I once threw mud balls
at passing cars when I skipped
kindergarten class.

Neither Donald Trump
nor Secretary Clinton
are worth a cat turd.

The drug war of Rody Duterte is rather interesting. While in America we might condemn such actions and cruel and inhumane, if you knew the extent of the drug problem over there and its severity, you might come to understand that they really have no choice but to eliminate drugs by whatever means possible.
It isn't pretty, but it's by far the lesser of two evils. It's easy and necessary for liberal politicians in the US to look down on "gestapo" methods to eliminate amphetamine addiction, but it's gotten to the point where there is no other way. Time will show that his methods are quite successful and sometimes civil rights must take a back seat to eliminate poverty and crime.
The fact that he's now "in bed" with the commies is partly the fault of the US attitude towards his methods. The US should mind its own damn business.

Pressurized testes.
My penis is not happy.
Please let your wife know.

Remember in high school, that one teacher with the really big tits?
And when it got cold her nips would stand up.
That was awesome!

Have you ever wanted to take a large catapult and launch puppies from it into shark infested waters?

That explains a lot.
The way the universe is.
I don't own a gun.

It is disturbing.
Each time you kill a kitten,
God will masturbate.

I've made up my mind.
I need a dirty young whore.
Like Pink Floyd's Young Lust.

Where's the best pizza?
Sao Paulo, Brazil, of course.
It is worth the trip.

Italiano Pie.
American Pie spin off.
He fucked a pizza.

Fat girl porn is strange.
She went by "Pizza The Slut".
Star Wars porno spoof.

Enjoy Pizza Hut.
Pizza the Hut was awesome.
Space Balls was genius.

What is really gross:
Collect dandruff and add salt.
Parm cheese substitute.

Do NOT order ham
if ever you're in Asia;
it will be sponge "meat".

There is too much spam.
It is rather disgusting.
More than the real Spam.

I was a clean youth.
In my late years I partied.
And will until death.

the system is slow
the abuses of youth creep
up and take the down

path of the wounded
body, staking a claim on
the golden adult

You disappoint me
Go get sleepy mourning buds
Love music davie

Body decaying.
Collect dead parts dropping off.
Skin, hair, phlegm, penis.

I should not be here.
Why do we keep doing it?
Like a bad marriage.

I had a nightmare.
My wife had removed my balls.
I let her do it.

Rock n Roll Gigh School
I Wanna Be Sedated
Pinhead, Blitzkrieg Bop

i think the ramones
might be necessary to
cut through the spam here

Electrified mosquito racquets.

Satisfying zaps
crackle with light saber noise
as blood suckers die.

Some spell it racket.
They should have their balls shocked off.
Though they are quite loud.

I mean the racquets.
The racquets make a racket
when they kill insects.

Those who misspell racquet would also make a racket when having their balls shocked off and it would also be satisfying, but I wouldn't want to listen to all that when I'm trying to get a few hours sleep at 1:00 a.m., if you know what I mean, so please sound proof your torture chamber basement. It also helps keep cops away. Thanks very much.

It's looo-og, it's loooo-og,
it's big, it's heave it's wood.
It's looo-og, it's looo-og,
it's better than bad, it's good!

It rolls down stairs, in singles or pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.
It's great as a snack, fit's right on your back, it's log log log!

i wonder how many poems here
are actually just spam

I want to jack off.
The bedroom door will not lock.
Guess I'll read a book.

Venereal Disease Hippopotamus Foreskin Scabs?

VDHFS
Your car is waiting for you
give me a dollar

This is gibberish
Capital sea love Barney
Did smoke affect you?

PHONY WRESTELECTION SCRIPT HAIKU
Trump speaks gibberish,
Clinton is lying again,
We need Ric Flair now!

Fuck the electoral college.
Lets get rid of that shit right now.
Dinosaurs didn't need it, so why should we?
Seriously, I'd like my vote to matter.
Under the electoral college, it does not.
Fuck the electoral college and all who support it.

Dinosaurs are cool.
If I could vote them back and
humans out, I would.