Have you ever wanted to take a large catapult and launch puppies from it into shark infested waters?

That explains a lot.
The way the universe is.
I don't own a gun.

It is disturbing.
Each time you kill a kitten,
God will masturbate.

I've made up my mind.
I need a dirty young whore.
Like Pink Floyd's Young Lust.

Where's the best pizza?
Sao Paulo, Brazil, of course.
It is worth the trip.

Italiano Pie.
American Pie spin off.
He fucked a pizza.

Fat girl porn is strange.
She went by "Pizza The Slut".
Star Wars porno spoof.

Enjoy Pizza Hut.
Pizza the Hut was awesome.
Space Balls was genius.

What is really gross:
Collect dandruff and add salt.
Parm cheese substitute.

Do NOT order ham
if ever you're in Asia;
it will be sponge "meat".

There is too much spam.
It is rather disgusting.
More than the real Spam.

I was a clean youth.
In my late years I partied.
And will until death.

the system is slow
the abuses of youth creep
up and take the down

path of the wounded
body, staking a claim on
the golden adult

You disappoint me
Go get sleepy mourning buds
Love music davie

Body decaying.
Collect dead parts dropping off.
Skin, hair, phlegm, penis.

I should not be here.
Why do we keep doing it?
Like a bad marriage.

I had a nightmare.
My wife had removed my balls.
I let her do it.

Rock n Roll Gigh School
I Wanna Be Sedated
Pinhead, Blitzkrieg Bop

i think the ramones
might be necessary to
cut through the spam here

Electrified mosquito racquets.

Satisfying zaps
crackle with light saber noise
as blood suckers die.

Some spell it racket.
They should have their balls shocked off.
Though they are quite loud.

I mean the racquets.
The racquets make a racket
when they kill insects.

Those who misspell racquet would also make a racket when having their balls shocked off and it would also be satisfying, but I wouldn't want to listen to all that when I'm trying to get a few hours sleep at 1:00 a.m., if you know what I mean, so please sound proof your torture chamber basement. It also helps keep cops away. Thanks very much.

It's looo-og, it's loooo-og,
it's big, it's heave it's wood.
It's looo-og, it's looo-og,
it's better than bad, it's good!

It rolls down stairs, in singles or pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.
It's great as a snack, fit's right on your back, it's log log log!

i wonder how many poems here
are actually just spam

I want to jack off.
The bedroom door will not lock.
Guess I'll read a book.

Venereal Disease Hippopotamus Foreskin Scabs?

VDHFS
Your car is waiting for you
give me a dollar

This is gibberish
Capital sea love Barney
Did smoke affect you?

PHONY WRESTELECTION SCRIPT HAIKU
Trump speaks gibberish,
Clinton is lying again,
We need Ric Flair now!

Fuck the electoral college.
Lets get rid of that shit right now.
Dinosaurs didn't need it, so why should we?
Seriously, I'd like my vote to matter.
Under the electoral college, it does not.
Fuck the electoral college and all who support it.

Dinosaurs are cool.
If I could vote them back and
humans out, I would.

I can't find anything reliable about any upcoming wars on youtube. Maybe things will be okay. Assuming someone assassinates Trump and Clinton at the same time and aliens come down to show us how to take better care of this planet and we stop using so much frivolous stuff like junk food and the internet. I think I'm finally getting better. I just blew out the hugest booger I've ever made in my life. We're talking epic. Thanks Science for modern meds, eh? Steroid nasal spray. Now I can beat my wife and have an excuse. Ha ha. Being able to breathe again has made me randy. Ah life.

That sucks about your friend and I'm sorry to hear that. I've never had a bad experience w/ shrooms b/c I think they are quite mild even when you take large dose. Acid on the other hand, I can see as being quite dangerous on all levels.

war and rumors of
wars on the youtube as the
leaders shit their pants

damn typoes but you
know under duress things have
ways of turning out

i lost a friend when
he was tripping on mushrooms
accidental thing

it still haunt me to this dy

confessional po
-ems are a long lived life, I'm
still alive although

I need some sleep now.
Please don't pilfer my penis.
I need it to pee.

Tripping on mushroom
while at a national park
hot spring was awesome.

Gaseous output
of humans destroys the earth --
retain your flatus.

I need a long rest.
Five years sleep would do nicely.
Or perhaps just death.

Oregon kicks ass.
People there love to get high.
We got free ice cream!

I went to Boston.
The people there were not nice.
They never smiled.

How much for a heart?
How much is your liver worth?
Mine is not worth much.

I just locked the door.
Never know who is outside.
They'll sell my organs.

Lemurs have femurs.
But negros do not grow knees.
Well... maybe they do.

Mountain biking nuns
seek enlightenment through pain
and broken femurs.

Toxic shock syndrome
is not possible to get
for Kaitlyn Jenner.

Raw oysters can kill.
But then so can raw bullets.
Swallow molten lead.

I keep hearing things.
The ghosts want me to come home.
They need groceries.

I'd like a teen whore.
I don't care about my wife.
I know it is wrong.