Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55233
I can't find anything reliable about any upcoming wars on youtube. Maybe things will be okay. Assuming someone assassinates Trump and Clinton at the same time and aliens come down to show us how to take better care of this planet and we stop using so much frivolous stuff like junk food and the internet. I think I'm finally getting better. I just blew out the hugest booger I've ever made in my life. We're talking epic. Thanks Science for modern meds, eh? Steroid nasal spray. Now I can beat my wife and have an excuse. Ha ha. Being able to breathe again has made me randy. Ah life.
Haiku #55233
Posted: October 29, 2016 3:12 pm ET
Poet & location: df