Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55259
Electrified mosquito racquets.

Satisfying zaps
crackle with light saber noise
as blood suckers die.

Some spell it racket.
They should have their balls shocked off.
Though they are quite loud.

I mean the racquets.
The racquets make a racket
when they kill insects.

Those who misspell racquet would also make a racket when having their balls shocked off and it would also be satisfying, but I wouldn't want to listen to all that when I'm trying to get a few hours sleep at 1:00 a.m., if you know what I mean, so please sound proof your torture chamber basement. It also helps keep cops away. Thanks very much.
Haiku #55259
Posted: November 2, 2016 12:21 am ET
Poet & location: df of chasing amps