Electrified mosquito racquets.
Satisfying zaps
crackle with light saber noise
as blood suckers die.
Some spell it racket.
They should have their balls shocked off.
Though they are quite loud.
I mean the racquets.
The racquets make a racket
when they kill insects.
Those who misspell racquet would also make a racket when having their balls shocked off and it would also be satisfying, but I wouldn't want to listen to all that when I'm trying to get a few hours sleep at 1:00 a.m., if you know what I mean, so please sound proof your torture chamber basement. It also helps keep cops away. Thanks very much.