Do not say "crakers".
Use "Saltine Americans".
Get with the times, dude!

VHS is a
Very Horny Scallywag
with muppet sex dolls.

I have seen the signs.
Impending doom will now come.
In the guise of gifts.

Who is V H S?
Why does he/she post so much?
At least he/she is


Not spamming

I hate haiku

well peace and stuffiing
and TURKEY and apple pies
plus cheese and crackers

and if Darth were here
he would go on about there
being lots of poop

AFTER eating all that

i am missing the
Darth and all his endless poop
jokes, but such is poop

i wonder if we
need boldness in the face of
all these damned rules made

she said words can't hurt
but like a razor to the wrist
they cut the spirit

more than the flesh, my
soul bleeds from the psychic wounds
of this rotten world

how do i say fuck
off in engrish to a thing
spitting out spam in

china somewhere, um
off fuck??? dishonorable but
we live in zeeze times, ya?

Elizabeth sleeps
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet

how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like

amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks

i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive

Hello!

raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas

so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot

even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades

Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell

it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker

Why so immature?

it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons

Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here

reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton

do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad

Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better

A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

This is not a haiku
I am sooooo funny
Hehehvdhehdhehhdhehhdbddb

I am a robot
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

it seems i am but
alone and here and would i
but kick this spam off...

most lovely thing we
got to post on website free
boner pills sold here...XXX

where is all the spam
coming from, here, or there or
what gives of this horde?

out the lime in the
coconut fury present
bananas beavis

Hey, want some candy?
Chocolate, gum, lollipops
Here in my pocket

i wish i had the
way to block all this spam since
what good does prayer do?

"this is how things were"
versus this is how things are
"how could these things be"

we did have it too
easy in gen x but we
also had it, that

space, that cake, that world
the idea of closure and
the end of history....

not so long ago
it was all fun and games but
now, spam spam spam spam

bloody vikings...

train tells me it's right
and it scares me all the time
so...need to go home

danger awaits you!
hiding around the corner
ten foot tall penguin

this is not the late
1990s and we say
things like it is, chat

so basically
eight years of bitching about
predictable shit

i thought that was frank sinatra

I am overwhelmed by your post
This is the best idea
Love Haiku
Love my heart

Donald Trump is hot.
I want to fuck his toupee.
And make punk rock spikes.

oh is that right? well...
live with it, deal with it, fuck
it, get on with life