Most people have not.
But if so, what did you see.
Jot it down below.

Have you ever had
an excessive amount of
The 'Tussin DM?

I'm owned by a cat.
She keeps rubbing on my leg.
But that's what they do.

Write something profound.
Then wad it up and burn it.
The world will not care.

Bonne ann

Bonne ann

Joyeux anniversaire


anniversaire


Amour image


Amour image photo


Bonne ann

I'm trying to put
down an answer but I'm out
of words to put down

shabby bathroom mats
do not make me spend money
check out my website

he's hung like a horse
how do you hang a horsey?
with a rope of course

What's your favorite
penile elongation
technique you have tried?

The brick and kite string
has done wonders for my schlong.
It's gained two inches!

It's also turned black,
but women love a black cock,
although it stinks some.

i do? I did? well
if that happened, them dolls would
slap me in the face...

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.

Thank you for that in-
-formation anonymous!
I understand now!

Do not say "crakers".
Use "Saltine Americans".
Get with the times, dude!

VHS is a
Very Horny Scallywag
with muppet sex dolls.

I have seen the signs.
Impending doom will now come.
In the guise of gifts.

Who is V H S?
Why does he/she post so much?
At least he/she is


Not spamming

I hate haiku

well peace and stuffiing
and TURKEY and apple pies
plus cheese and crackers

and if Darth were here
he would go on about there
being lots of poop

AFTER eating all that

i am missing the
Darth and all his endless poop
jokes, but such is poop

i wonder if we
need boldness in the face of
all these damned rules made

she said words can't hurt
but like a razor to the wrist
they cut the spirit

more than the flesh, my
soul bleeds from the psychic wounds
of this rotten world

how do i say fuck
off in engrish to a thing
spitting out spam in

china somewhere, um
off fuck??? dishonorable but
we live in zeeze times, ya?

Elizabeth sleeps
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet

how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.

no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like

amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks

i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive

Hello!

raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas

so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot

even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades

Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell

it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker

Why so immature?

it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons

Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here

reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton

do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad

Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better

A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH