Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Most people have not.
But if so, what did you see.
Jot it down below.
Haiku # 55548, November 28, 2016 12:59 am ET
by
Have you ever had
an excessive amount of
The 'Tussin DM?
Haiku # 55547, November 28, 2016 12:58 am ET
by
I'm owned by a cat.
She keeps rubbing on my leg.
But that's what they do.
Haiku # 55546, November 28, 2016 12:57 am ET
by
Write something profound.
Then wad it up and burn it.
The world will not care.
Haiku # 55545, November 28, 2016 12:54 am ET
by of
Bonne ann
Haiku # 55544, November 27, 2016 1:51 pm ET
by yemeder of london
Bonne ann
Haiku # 55543, November 27, 2016 1:50 pm ET
by pinerey of paris
Joyeux anniversaire


anniversaire


Amour image


Amour image photo


Bonne ann
Haiku # 55542, November 27, 2016 1:49 pm ET
by tempere of serter
I'm trying to put
down an answer but I'm out
of words to put down
Haiku # 55540, November 26, 2016 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
shabby bathroom mats
do not make me spend money
check out my website
Haiku # 55539, November 26, 2016 4:01 am ET
by deplorable mittens
he's hung like a horse
how do you hang a horsey?
with a rope of course
Haiku # 55538, November 25, 2016 10:15 pm ET
by adorable kittens
What's your favorite
penile elongation
technique you have tried?

The brick and kite string
has done wonders for my schlong.
It's gained two inches!

It's also turned black,
but women love a black cock,
although it stinks some.
Haiku # 55537, November 25, 2016 7:35 pm ET
by 5-7-5 24-7-365
i do? I did? well
if that happened, them dolls would
slap me in the face...
Haiku # 55536, November 25, 2016 12:40 pm ET
by vhs
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55535, November 25, 2016 10:58 am ET
by titirtpi of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55534, November 25, 2016 10:58 am ET
by piyppoii of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55533, November 25, 2016 10:57 am ET
by wtuwytww of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55532, November 25, 2016 10:55 am ET
by tuuirote of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55531, November 25, 2016 10:55 am ET
by wrteiyet of USA
Definitely pent topic matter, appreciate it for selective information.
Haiku # 55530, November 25, 2016 10:54 am ET
by uouyooye of USA
Thank you for that in-
-formation anonymous!
I understand now!
Haiku # 55529, November 25, 2016 7:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do not say "crakers".
Use "Saltine Americans".
Get with the times, dude!
Haiku # 55528, November 25, 2016 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
VHS is a
Very Horny Scallywag
with muppet sex dolls.

Haiku # 55527, November 25, 2016 6:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have seen the signs.
Impending doom will now come.
In the guise of gifts.
Haiku # 55526, November 25, 2016 6:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is V H S?
Why does he/she post so much?
At least he/she is


Not spamming

I hate haiku
Haiku # 55525, November 24, 2016 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well peace and stuffiing
and TURKEY and apple pies
plus cheese and crackers

and if Darth were here
he would go on about there
being lots of poop

AFTER eating all that
Haiku # 55524, November 24, 2016 1:28 pm ET
by vhs
i am missing the
Darth and all his endless poop
jokes, but such is poop
Haiku # 55523, November 24, 2016 11:18 am ET
by vhs
i wonder if we
need boldness in the face of
all these damned rules made
Haiku # 55522, November 23, 2016 11:31 pm ET
by vhs
she said words can't hurt
but like a razor to the wrist
they cut the spirit

more than the flesh, my
soul bleeds from the psychic wounds
of this rotten world
Haiku # 55521, November 23, 2016 11:21 pm ET
by vhs
how do i say fuck
off in engrish to a thing
spitting out spam in

china somewhere, um
off fuck??? dishonorable but
we live in zeeze times, ya?
Haiku # 55520, November 23, 2016 12:20 pm ET
by vhs
Elizabeth sleeps
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet
Haiku # 55501, November 23, 2016 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???
Haiku # 55500, November 22, 2016 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55499, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by iurorrit of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55498, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by trottrer of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55497, November 22, 2016 2:59 am ET
by wpyioewp of USA
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
Haiku # 55496, November 22, 2016 2:56 am ET
by otouuyep of USA
no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like
Haiku # 55495, November 21, 2016 8:03 pm ET
by studboy of Los Angeles, Calif
amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks
Haiku # 55493, November 21, 2016 1:51 pm ET
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA
i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive
Haiku # 55492, November 21, 2016 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 55490, November 21, 2016 12:40 pm ET
by powwteiu of USA
raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas
Haiku # 55484, November 20, 2016 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot
Haiku # 55483, November 20, 2016 1:44 pm ET
by vhs of also a scorpio
even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades
Haiku # 55482, November 20, 2016 7:30 am ET
by ash
Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell
Haiku # 55481, November 20, 2016 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker
Haiku # 55480, November 19, 2016 1:08 pm ET
by vhs
Why so immature?
Haiku # 55479, November 19, 2016 12:49 pm ET
by 18 year old
it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons
Haiku # 55478, November 19, 2016 11:13 am ET
by vhs
Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here
Haiku # 55476, November 19, 2016 6:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton
Haiku # 55475, November 19, 2016 5:31 am ET
by Blamshingo Blebloba
do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad
Haiku # 55470, November 19, 2016 1:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better
Haiku # 55464, November 18, 2016 4:57 pm ET
by Adam
A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Haiku # 55462, November 18, 2016 4:49 pm ET
by DON'T of JUST DON'T
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