Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

All hope is now lost.
Genocide by a Tweeto.
(A Cheeto that tweets.)

Drink some orange food dye
in the hopes of blending in
and avoid the camps.

You will not be starved.
You will be force fed Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper.
Haiku # 55656, December 5, 2016 12:39 am ET
by df
What is green and dangerous? A gooseberry with a machine gun - October Weather
Haiku # 55655, December 4, 2016 7:04 pm ET
by October Weather of Tenerife
self referential
you broke your own stupid rule
evil figpucker
Haiku # 55654, December 4, 2016 6:54 pm ET
by Garth Wigsucker
>>I'm only human.
Occasionally I fart.
And it's not a fart.
>>In line at Walmart.
In loose fitting khaki shorts.
What a mess I made.
>>The intercom blared,
"Clean up at register six.
Bring Clorox and gloves."
>>People then took pics
to upload onto Facebook.
That's my five minutes.
Haiku # 55652, December 4, 2016 5:39 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Merry Christmas!
Funny how the spam
vanishes after I drop
a poop bomb, ain't it.
Haiku # 55647, December 1, 2016 10:09 pm ET
by df
Okay, vhs.
If you think praying will work,
Pray all you wan to.

Or... you can try to email Janis to see if you can learn the code to log in to the website host and delete all the spam as it comes in. Imagine, actually doing something about it. Wow. He helps those who help me. Good luck.

Oh....

POOP!

Happy?
Haiku # 55646, December 1, 2016 10:06 pm ET
by df
you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"

warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?
Haiku # 55645, December 1, 2016 4:45 pm ET
by vhs
Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...



...with you...



...I hate haiku.
Haiku # 55644, December 1, 2016 7:54 am ET
by Adam
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Haiku # 55584, December 1, 2016 5:26 am ET
by yeopipyr of USA
My name is David
I am the worstest person
Elevator farts!
Haiku # 55583, November 30, 2016 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My name is Adam
I am the best person lol
Plz reply to this!
Haiku # 55582, November 30, 2016 9:14 am ET
by Adam of San Francisco, Mexico
Hey there, vhs.
Do you know HTML?
Or any coding?

You should ask Janis
to let you be an admin
to wipe out the spam.
Haiku # 55578, November 30, 2016 4:34 am ET
by
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Haiku # 55577, November 30, 2016 1:16 am ET
by sport
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Haiku # 55573, November 29, 2016 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 55569, November 29, 2016 4:15 am ET
by tyweewrr of USA
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Haiku # 55561, November 28, 2016 2:37 pm ET
by pyrerroi of USA
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by Bertie of The great white north
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Haiku # 55556, November 28, 2016 5:47 am ET
by tttwyypu of USA
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Haiku # 55555, November 28, 2016 4:45 am ET
by oeiterou of USA
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Haiku # 55554, November 28, 2016 4:45 am ET
by ttwyyput of USA
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with quills and cotton paper,
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Haiku # 55553, November 28, 2016 1:10 am ET
by
I must go tinkle.
I've returned from tinkling.
And nothing has changed.
Haiku # 55552, November 28, 2016 1:08 am ET
by
This is not funny.
So please try to stop laughing.
Unless you pay me.
Haiku # 55551, November 28, 2016 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thermo's 2nd Law.
We are addicted to death.
It's how we survive.
Haiku # 55550, November 28, 2016 1:03 am ET
by
Nothing you write here
will have the slightest effect
on the universe.
Haiku # 55549, November 28, 2016 1:01 am ET
by
Most people have not.
But if so, what did you see.
Jot it down below.
Haiku # 55548, November 28, 2016 12:59 am ET
by
Have you ever had
an excessive amount of
The 'Tussin DM?
Haiku # 55547, November 28, 2016 12:58 am ET
by
I'm owned by a cat.
She keeps rubbing on my leg.
But that's what they do.
Haiku # 55546, November 28, 2016 12:57 am ET
by
Write something profound.
Then wad it up and burn it.
The world will not care.
Haiku # 55545, November 28, 2016 12:54 am ET
by of
Bonne ann
Haiku # 55544, November 27, 2016 1:51 pm ET
by yemeder of london
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Haiku # 55543, November 27, 2016 1:50 pm ET
by pinerey of paris
Joyeux anniversaire


anniversaire


Amour image


Amour image photo


Bonne ann
Haiku # 55542, November 27, 2016 1:49 pm ET
by tempere of serter
I'm trying to put
down an answer but I'm out
of words to put down
Haiku # 55540, November 26, 2016 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 55539, November 26, 2016 4:01 am ET
by deplorable mittens
he's hung like a horse
how do you hang a horsey?
with a rope of course
Haiku # 55538, November 25, 2016 10:15 pm ET
by adorable kittens
What's your favorite
penile elongation
technique you have tried?

The brick and kite string
has done wonders for my schlong.
It's gained two inches!

It's also turned black,
but women love a black cock,
although it stinks some.
Haiku # 55537, November 25, 2016 7:35 pm ET
by 5-7-5 24-7-365
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if that happened, them dolls would
slap me in the face...
Haiku # 55536, November 25, 2016 12:40 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 55535, November 25, 2016 10:58 am ET
by titirtpi of USA
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by piyppoii of USA
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by wtuwytww of USA
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by tuuirote of USA
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by wrteiyet of USA
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Haiku # 55530, November 25, 2016 10:54 am ET
by uouyooye of USA
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