Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"

warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?
Haiku # 55645 December 1, 2016 4:45 pm ET
by vhs
Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...



...with you...



...I hate haiku.
Haiku # 55644 December 1, 2016 7:54 am ET
by Adam
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Haiku # 55584 December 1, 2016 5:26 am ET
by yeopipyr of USA
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I am the worstest person
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Haiku # 55583 November 30, 2016 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My name is Adam
I am the best person lol
Plz reply to this!
Haiku # 55582 November 30, 2016 9:14 am ET
by Adam of San Francisco, Mexico
Hey there, vhs.
Do you know HTML?
Or any coding?

You should ask Janis
to let you be an admin
to wipe out the spam.
Haiku # 55578 November 30, 2016 4:34 am ET
by
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Haiku # 55577 November 30, 2016 1:16 am ET
by sport
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Haiku # 55573 November 29, 2016 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 55569 November 29, 2016 4:15 am ET
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Haiku # 55568 November 29, 2016 4:15 am ET
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by rtrotuyp of USA
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Haiku # 55561 November 28, 2016 2:37 pm ET
by pyrerroi of USA
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The guy is a piece of shit
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by Bertie of The great white north
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Haiku # 55556 November 28, 2016 5:47 am ET
by tttwyypu of USA
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Haiku # 55555 November 28, 2016 4:45 am ET
by oeiterou of USA
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Haiku # 55554 November 28, 2016 4:45 am ET
by ttwyyput of USA
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with quills and cotton paper,
this site might improve.
Haiku # 55553 November 28, 2016 1:10 am ET
by
I must go tinkle.
I've returned from tinkling.
And nothing has changed.
Haiku # 55552 November 28, 2016 1:08 am ET
by
This is not funny.
So please try to stop laughing.
Unless you pay me.
Haiku # 55551 November 28, 2016 1:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thermo's 2nd Law.
We are addicted to death.
It's how we survive.
Haiku # 55550 November 28, 2016 1:03 am ET
by
Nothing you write here
will have the slightest effect
on the universe.
Haiku # 55549 November 28, 2016 1:01 am ET
by
Most people have not.
But if so, what did you see.
Jot it down below.
Haiku # 55548 November 28, 2016 12:59 am ET
by
Have you ever had
an excessive amount of
The 'Tussin DM?
Haiku # 55547 November 28, 2016 12:58 am ET
by
I'm owned by a cat.
She keeps rubbing on my leg.
But that's what they do.
Haiku # 55546 November 28, 2016 12:57 am ET
by
Write something profound.
Then wad it up and burn it.
The world will not care.
Haiku # 55545 November 28, 2016 12:54 am ET
by of
Bonne ann
Haiku # 55544 November 27, 2016 1:51 pm ET
by yemeder of london
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Haiku # 55543 November 27, 2016 1:50 pm ET
by pinerey of paris
Joyeux anniversaire


anniversaire


Amour image


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Bonne ann
Haiku # 55542 November 27, 2016 1:49 pm ET
by tempere of serter
I'm trying to put
down an answer but I'm out
of words to put down
Haiku # 55540 November 26, 2016 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
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do not make me spend money
check out my website
Haiku # 55539 November 26, 2016 4:01 am ET
by deplorable mittens
he's hung like a horse
how do you hang a horsey?
with a rope of course
Haiku # 55538 November 25, 2016 10:15 pm ET
by adorable kittens
What's your favorite
penile elongation
technique you have tried?

The brick and kite string
has done wonders for my schlong.
It's gained two inches!

It's also turned black,
but women love a black cock,
although it stinks some.
Haiku # 55537 November 25, 2016 7:35 pm ET
by 5-7-5 24-7-365
i do? I did? well
if that happened, them dolls would
slap me in the face...
Haiku # 55536 November 25, 2016 12:40 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 55535 November 25, 2016 10:58 am ET
by titirtpi of USA
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Haiku # 55534 November 25, 2016 10:58 am ET
by piyppoii of USA
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Haiku # 55533 November 25, 2016 10:57 am ET
by wtuwytww of USA
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Haiku # 55532 November 25, 2016 10:55 am ET
by tuuirote of USA
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Haiku # 55531 November 25, 2016 10:55 am ET
by wrteiyet of USA
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Haiku # 55530 November 25, 2016 10:54 am ET
by uouyooye of USA
Thank you for that in-
-formation anonymous!
I understand now!
Haiku # 55529 November 25, 2016 7:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do not say "crakers".
Use "Saltine Americans".
Get with the times, dude!
Haiku # 55528 November 25, 2016 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
VHS is a
Very Horny Scallywag
with muppet sex dolls.

Haiku # 55527 November 25, 2016 6:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have seen the signs.
Impending doom will now come.
In the guise of gifts.
Haiku # 55526 November 25, 2016 6:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is V H S?
Why does he/she post so much?
At least he/she is


Not spamming

I hate haiku
Haiku # 55525 November 24, 2016 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well peace and stuffiing
and TURKEY and apple pies
plus cheese and crackers

and if Darth were here
he would go on about there
being lots of poop

AFTER eating all that
Haiku # 55524 November 24, 2016 1:28 pm ET
by vhs
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