Frog legs are tasty.
It's good that they are ugly.
Else they'd be extinct.
by df
Addicted to Death.
We have no other option.
This is God's design.
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Trump Tower Restaraunt. I'm not impressed. Hibachi Grill buffet has better food.
Capture of culture
Endless evolving effort
Roller coaster ride
by Anonymous Poet
Stars hide behind clouds.
As if playing peek-a-boo.
I hate them.
by Unanimous Poet
I don't love my wife.
I should watch some creepy porn.
Then let her find it.
Or fart in public.
Or maybe hit on her friends.
She needs to hate me.
by
there was just no way
to know how far we'd come, now
except to look back
by Sango Orangutango of infinite jest
This web-borne assault
On our haiku garden space
Enrages me so
Time for us to move
More signal to noise ratio
Can't stop the signal
by Sango Orangutango of a time long ago
Love becomes vacant.
Lust becomes Armageddon.
Instead, go surfing.
by
Original Spam,
Turning inedible meat
into white-trash lunch.
There's more Spam here than
a Philippino breakfast.
I'd rather eat dog.
by df
Gen-X-fiance.
Gen-X-perienced drinker.
Gin-X and tonic.
by Do you miss MS-DOS? Mom called it "Miss do's". As opposed to "Miss Don'ts"
Gen-X Files.
Gen-X-rated website star.
Gen-X-ray vision.
by That goth kid up 'til 5 am drinking coffee at IHOP.
then there the black eyed
kids phenom in the world so
when the hell did life
become the x-files
or some damn Call of Cthulhu
game story arc?
by vhs
i have seen strange things
in the evangelical world
and i think it's nuts
even if i believe
the eurythmics did say
dont mess with a...pause
missionary man
hey hey...i know not haiku
but sort of you know
by vhs
RFID chips
and tracking our lives just makes
me sick to myself
I know right wing up
the ass stuff but hmm, i like
the ReCap here hmm
by Place Cafe/(aka vhs) of Place Cafe
coffee's last mile, and
here i am trying to come
up with profound stuff
when today's children
go, mom what does rewind mean
but ducktails is back :)
by vhs of David Tennant is Scrooge Mc/The Doctor
Momma always said,
"Coffee is AS coffee does."
I think I get it.
by Darth Figpucker
Momma always said,
"Coffee is coffee does."
But what does it MEAN?!
by Darth Figpucker
Bob pees sitting down.
There is nothing wrong with that.
He does not have legs.
by me
so who forgot old
gen x and i gave my friend
a def leppard disk
it is hip to say
history lives, we are tre
irrelevant and
resistance is kind
of dumb if we must resist
resistance and of
course, irony do
not forget irony k
we are all xers now
by vhs
We were number one
But now something bad happened
And now we rank last
by Anonymous Poet
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a poem
Not a haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Memes live in memesvile
And memes are as dank as memes
And memes are REAL dank
by Memer of Lazytown
You have pinkie toes.
Do you appreciate them?
They have a tough job.
by Anatomy Academy
Endless toss and turn,
Over a whole day awake,
Cry insomnia.
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
well you know one way
of looking at this mess is
to see it as an
on going dada
art project with our posts thus
breaking spam moments
but i speak old crap
and i wish to go to say
Easter Island you
know, see the statues
by vhs
Hey Darth, honestly,
My post won't help search engines.
Cause the way it works.
It simply hides links
On front page, but they're still there.
Google still sees stuff.
Janis needs to fix
The filter of posts itself.
Update the code, damn.
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
Hi Vigilante.
I'd prefer "Spam Haiku blocked"
to seeing "Hello!"
It would also be good if you could block their name like the wuporiwix or whatever. They rely on the search engines picking up that rare character string that relates back to other posts on other websites.
In other words, if they post html code or "Hello!" then just change their name to "spam post".
That's a lot to ask.
I'm happy with what you've done.
My daughter is yours.
by Darth Figpucker
Celebrate custom
One morning, seven days, eight nights
Delight in belief!
by Billy
I could probably
Make a script to block all spam;
Kill non-unique posts,
But really, would you
Prefer to see "Hello!" or
"Spam haiku hidden".
(They're both pretty equally spammy, imo).
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
Would be nice if it
also blocked the word "Hello!"
because that's just gay.
by Anonymous Poet
coder as artist
i know you know some things and
I keep that in mind...
by vhs
It seems to have worked!
It blocks greater than and less
than coding symbols.
I have been saying
this for longer than my schlong...
in my dreams, that is.
I knew my rudeness
would eventually work.
Like it did for Trump!
by df
I am so happy!
Thank you, sir vigilante!
You are our hero!
... maybe...
fart test
by df
Hoping your plan works
We are all counting on you
'cause we are lazy
by Relative mist
Aha! It does work!
It hides new spam after me!
Try your worst, spammers!
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
http://www.google.com
This is just a test, don't mind me.
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
Damn, it didn't work.
Back to the old drawing board.
See what I can do.
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
(Beta)
I'm testing a script,
To get rid of spam links on
Pages that I post.
If Janis won't help,
Won't purge the site of the spam,
I guess that I'll try.
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
Praise vandalism
Unless we do not agree
Then you go to jail
by Relativist
Actions do affect
Careful what you say and do
Don't be an asshole
by Shirley Smothers
yes and all the mad
ascii skills and i still
need to get a stint
for my heart, i think
by vhs
The pig man
With his knives and chains
Carves himself
Revelers come forth
With their masks, suits, and dresses
Applaud happily
Chanting with rhythm
"Carve, Pigman! Carve Pigman! Carve!
He squeals with delight
Slabs of meat
Fall towards the floor
Eat! Eat! Eat!
by An old fuck up of Back on this site for the day
To really be rude,
I should change the font to white.
That would be funny!
by Darth Figpucker
I am nearly bushed.
Being a whore takes its toll.
I poop equations.
I get paid for it.
And I get paid rather well.
Bums are better off.
by Darth Figpucker
I had a strange dream.
I taught a class in rudeness.
Everyone loved it.
by Darth Figpucker
well looks like the art
project here it is getting
bigger by the moot
by vhs
This world needs a war.
There are too many people.
Release the virus.
by of
the words come out so
even in the last days there
are last words to speak
by vhs
You fail at counting
Meanwhile I will be mounting
Another mother
by Touching the magic of Disney
we are innocent
corrupted by bad music
shaming our future
by elegant eclipse of succulent blips