Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

carrie fisher just
died, i know celebrities
pass all the time but

my childhood just died
a bit right there, and i have
no more words to say...
Haiku # 55838, December 27, 2016 1:07 pm ET
by vhs of good night...
mayhaps but you know
we must work together to
fullfilll our own

personal visions
doesn't make sense does it ah
libertarian christians...
Haiku # 55837, December 27, 2016 12:55 pm ET
by vhs of romana 2012 dr who for president
Stop it man of earth
I know the haikus sound great
But they spam a lot

Do you even know what I mean?
Haiku # 55836, December 27, 2016 12:14 pm ET
by Woman of venus of Neptune
Bottle shop is closed
Escape is not an option
Rain hits my face cold
Haiku # 55835, December 27, 2016 4:56 am ET
by Sabu of Melbourne
Broken thought swirls dark
Broken man looms dangerous
Broken wife hides tears
Haiku # 55834, December 27, 2016 4:49 am ET
by Sabu of Melbourne
from gloom in the womb
emergency room to tomb
carcass soon exhumed
Haiku # 55833, December 27, 2016 12:55 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect
Haiku # 55832, December 26, 2016 12:09 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
Haiku # 55831, December 26, 2016 12:08 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to
Haiku # 55830, December 26, 2016 12:06 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill
Haiku # 55829, December 26, 2016 12:03 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off
Haiku # 55828, December 26, 2016 12:02 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct
Haiku # 55827, December 26, 2016 12:01 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"that's too God damned Chuck Pallihiniuk"

lazy too, nice slice to the balls
with occam's razor
Haiku # 55826, December 26, 2016 11:45 am ET
by vhs
"Go out in a blaze of glory with drugs, hookers, and automatic weapons"

Everything's for naught.
The 2nd Law of Thermo.
It has been ordained.
Haiku # 55825, December 26, 2016 8:55 am ET
by df
for some reason i
feel "thus spake zarathustra"
is playing right now

because those is good
haiku... why not, it is nice
to see those haiku
Haiku # 55824, December 25, 2016 2:04 pm ET
by vhs
"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward
Haiku # 55823, December 25, 2016 12:07 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to
Haiku # 55822, December 25, 2016 12:05 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth
Haiku # 55821, December 25, 2016 12:03 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish
Haiku # 55820, December 25, 2016 12:01 am ET
by Man of Earth
"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
Haiku # 55819, December 25, 2016 12:00 am ET
by Man of Earth
"Stupor Nostra"

An eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
Haiku # 55818, December 24, 2016 11:58 pm ET
by Man of Earth
"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues
Haiku # 55817, December 24, 2016 11:57 pm ET
by Man of Earth
well the chinese said
may we live in interesting
times, here we are
Haiku # 55816, December 24, 2016 2:41 pm ET
by vhs
cheeto hitler ???

Haiku # 55815, December 24, 2016 2:41 pm ET
by vhs
Donald Trump with nukes.
It's time to thin out the herd.
Go Fuhrer Cheeto!
Haiku # 55814, December 24, 2016 12:20 pm ET
by df
holy shit batman
someone cleaned up the website
janis, we love you
Haiku # 55813, December 24, 2016 5:46 am ET
by ash
I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.
Haiku # 55812, December 23, 2016 2:22 pm ET
by DF
I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.
Haiku # 55811, December 23, 2016 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.
Haiku # 55810, December 23, 2016 2:16 pm ET
by df
no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)
Haiku # 55809, December 23, 2016 11:40 am ET
by vhs
Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!
Haiku # 55808, December 23, 2016 7:12 am ET
by df
While sleeping I fear.
A thousand tasks are undone.
And so is my sleep.

And then I awake.
Holy shit, it's Christmas break!
I think I'll get baked.

God, I miss egg nog.
How is that shit even made?
I need to find out.
Haiku # 55807, December 23, 2016 7:08 am ET
by df
Spam haiku hidden.
It gives me an erection.
But my wife does not.
Haiku # 55806, December 23, 2016 6:54 am ET
by df
Jesus will return.
I don't think He'll have a choice.
Santa Claus is dead.
Haiku # 55805, December 23, 2016 6:48 am ET
by df
well everyone is
sounding like the grinch stole xmas
but dr seuss like in

style. he fought WWII
and of course was Theo
Drieser. green eggs but

NO Green Spam thank you
Haiku # 55804, December 22, 2016 12:08 pm ET
by Place Cafe/(aka vhs) of somewhere in belfast maine
cool analyzing about the topic
Haiku # 55803, December 22, 2016 9:08 am ET
by vigi
Sexy equations
spread sides to multiply.
Spew result with pen.
Haiku # 55802, December 22, 2016 3:57 am ET
I've not slept for days.
My thoughts are blurred together.
Frogs in a blender.
Haiku # 55801, December 22, 2016 3:47 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Janis is moping.
The Janitor is mopping
This haiku? Stopping.
Haiku # 55800, December 22, 2016 12:51 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Woah, it must be you.
A bunch of spam posts are gone!
Hey, how's it going?

Janis, why don't you
Haikus sent with tags?
Would stop all the spam.
Haiku # 55799, December 21, 2016 6:45 pm ET
by Vigilante Janitor of The Internet
I'm here in person
Moping around this corner
Of the good 'ol web
Haiku # 55798, December 21, 2016 4:20 pm ET
by Janis
seasons also of
the body wearing down and
realizng older age
Haiku # 55797, December 21, 2016 3:34 pm ET
by vhs
Could anyone get
Hold of Janis recently?
Reply to email?
Haiku # 55796, December 21, 2016 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
20 years of tags.
The internet was a diff
-erent place back then.
Haiku # 55795, December 21, 2016 2:52 pm ET
by Janis
Seasons of abuse.
Now Bad Haiku hardens to
block HTML.
Haiku # 55794, December 21, 2016 2:45 pm ET
by Adam
I want to be a monkey.
All they do is fuck.
Haiku # 55791, December 21, 2016 7:32 am ET
by df
One whole semester
of calculus 1 homework
finished in 2 days.

How much did I charge?
Four-hundred twenty-five bucks.
I'm now exhausted.

I may be a whore,
but I'm the best whore there is.
The Arabs love me.
Haiku # 55790, December 21, 2016 6:36 am ET
by df
Spam is disgusting.
I'm talking about the "meat".
If you call it that.
Haiku # 55789, December 21, 2016 6:31 am ET
by df
Frog legs are tasty.
It's good that they are ugly.
Else they'd be extinct.
Haiku # 55788, December 21, 2016 6:27 am ET
by df
Addicted to Death.
We have no other option.
This is God's design.
Haiku # 55787, December 21, 2016 5:05 am ET
by Darth Figpucker, Inc. of Trump Tower Restaraunt. I'm not impressed. Hibachi Grill buffet has better food.
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