I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.

I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.

Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.

no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)

Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!

While sleeping I fear.
A thousand tasks are undone.
And so is my sleep.

And then I awake.
Holy shit, it's Christmas break!
I think I'll get baked.

God, I miss egg nog.
How is that shit even made?
I need to find out.

Spam haiku hidden.
It gives me an erection.
But my wife does not.

Jesus will return.
I don't think He'll have a choice.
Santa Claus is dead.

well everyone is
sounding like the grinch stole xmas
but dr seuss like in

style. he fought WWII
and of course was Theo
Drieser. green eggs but

NO Green Spam thank you

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Sexy equations
spread sides to multiply.
Spew result with pen.

I've not slept for days.
My thoughts are blurred together.
Frogs in a blender.

Janis is moping.
The Janitor is mopping
This haiku? Stopping.

Woah, it must be you.
A bunch of spam posts are gone!
Hey, how's it going?

Janis, why don't you
Haikus sent with tags?
Would stop all the spam.

I'm here in person
Moping around this corner
Of the good 'ol web

seasons also of
the body wearing down and
realizng older age

Could anyone get
Hold of Janis recently?
Reply to email?

20 years of tags.
The internet was a diff
-erent place back then.

Seasons of abuse.
Now Bad Haiku hardens to
block HTML.

Reincarnation.
I want to be a monkey.
All they do is fuck.

One whole semester
of calculus 1 homework
finished in 2 days.

How much did I charge?
Four-hundred twenty-five bucks.
I'm now exhausted.

I may be a whore,
but I'm the best whore there is.
The Arabs love me.

Spam is disgusting.
I'm talking about the "meat".
If you call it that.

Frog legs are tasty.
It's good that they are ugly.
Else they'd be extinct.

Addicted to Death.
We have no other option.
This is God's design.

Capture of culture
Endless evolving effort
Roller coaster ride

Stars hide behind clouds.
As if playing peek-a-boo.
I hate them.

I don't love my wife.
I should watch some creepy porn.
Then let her find it.

Or fart in public.
Or maybe hit on her friends.
She needs to hate me.

there was just no way
to know how far we'd come, now
except to look back

This web-borne assault
On our haiku garden space
Enrages me so

Time for us to move
More signal to noise ratio
Can't stop the signal

Love becomes vacant.
Lust becomes Armageddon.
Instead, go surfing.

Original Spam,
Turning inedible meat
into white-trash lunch.

There's more Spam here than
a Philippino breakfast.
I'd rather eat dog.

Gen-X-fiance.
Gen-X-perienced drinker.
Gin-X and tonic.

Gen-X Files.
Gen-X-rated website star.
Gen-X-ray vision.

then there the black eyed
kids phenom in the world so
when the hell did life

become the x-files
or some damn Call of Cthulhu
game story arc?

i have seen strange things
in the evangelical world
and i think it's nuts

even if i believe
the eurythmics did say
dont mess with a...pause

missionary man
hey hey...i know not haiku
but sort of you know

RFID chips
and tracking our lives just makes
me sick to myself

I know right wing up
the ass stuff but hmm, i like
the ReCap here hmm

coffee's last mile, and
here i am trying to come
up with profound stuff

when today's children
go, mom what does rewind mean
but ducktails is back :)

Momma always said,
"Coffee is AS coffee does."
I think I get it.

Momma always said,
"Coffee is coffee does."
But what does it MEAN?!

Bob pees sitting down.
There is nothing wrong with that.
He does not have legs.

so who forgot old
gen x and i gave my friend
a def leppard disk

it is hip to say
history lives, we are tre
irrelevant and

resistance is kind
of dumb if we must resist
resistance and of

course, irony do
not forget irony k
we are all xers now

We were number one
But now something bad happened
And now we rank last

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a poem
Not a haiku

Memes live in memesvile
And memes are as dank as memes
And memes are REAL dank

You have pinkie toes.
Do you appreciate them?
They have a tough job.

Endless toss and turn,
Over a whole day awake,
Cry insomnia.

well you know one way
of looking at this mess is
to see it as an

on going dada
art project with our posts thus
breaking spam moments

but i speak old crap
and i wish to go to say
Easter Island you

know, see the statues

Hey Darth, honestly,
My post won't help search engines.
Cause the way it works.

It simply hides links
On front page, but they're still there.
Google still sees stuff.

Janis needs to fix
The filter of posts itself.
Update the code, damn.

Hi Vigilante.
I'd prefer "Spam Haiku blocked"
to seeing "Hello!"

It would also be good if you could block their name like the wuporiwix or whatever. They rely on the search engines picking up that rare character string that relates back to other posts on other websites.

In other words, if they post html code or "Hello!" then just change their name to "spam post".

That's a lot to ask.
I'm happy with what you've done.
My daughter is yours.

Celebrate custom
One morning, seven days, eight nights
Delight in belief!