i always wonder
who the hell is posting here
and quite about what

It is only natural.
She drowned under the moonlight.
Strangled by her bra.

Saul last breath pleads:
Pull down the shades
Don

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding stone - bye

carrie fisher just
died, i know celebrities
pass all the time but

my childhood just died
a bit right there, and i have
no more words to say...

mayhaps but you know
we must work together to
fullfilll our own

personal visions
doesn't make sense does it ah
libertarian christians...

Stop it man of earth
I know the haikus sound great
But they spam a lot




Do you even know what I mean?

Bottle shop is closed
Escape is not an option
Rain hits my face cold

Broken thought swirls dark
Broken man looms dangerous
Broken wife hides tears

from gloom in the womb
emergency room to tomb
carcass soon exhumed

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill

"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct

"that's too God damned Chuck Pallihiniuk"

intellctually
lazy too, nice slice to the balls
with occam's razor

"Go out in a blaze of glory with drugs, hookers, and automatic weapons"

Everything's for naught.
The 2nd Law of Thermo.
It has been ordained.

for some reason i
feel "thus spake zarathustra"
is playing right now

because those is good
haiku... why not, it is nice
to see those haiku

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender

"Stupor Nostra"

An eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues

well the chinese said
may we live in interesting
times, here we are

cheeto hitler ???

:P

Donald Trump with nukes.
It's time to thin out the herd.
Go Fuhrer Cheeto!

holy shit batman
someone cleaned up the website
janis, we love you

I'd like to get stoned.
My evil wife would be pissed.
She is such a bitch.

I know Jesus well.
He lives down the street from me.
But not much longer.

The Cheeto Hitler
will send him back home to Hell.
I mean Mexico.

Merry Christmas from
Jesus Claus Santa Christ; He
forgives your candy.

no, the martains got
santa claus, voldor almost
killed him but he won.

(reference Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, terrible movie, no taboo sex, not Cannibal Holocaust or anything like that but it is a cute movie)

Jesus stole the sleigh.
He pawned the toys to buy drugs.
What a great New Years!

While sleeping I fear.
A thousand tasks are undone.
And so is my sleep.

And then I awake.
Holy shit, it's Christmas break!
I think I'll get baked.

God, I miss egg nog.
How is that shit even made?
I need to find out.

Spam haiku hidden.
It gives me an erection.
But my wife does not.

Jesus will return.
I don't think He'll have a choice.
Santa Claus is dead.

well everyone is
sounding like the grinch stole xmas
but dr seuss like in

style. he fought WWII
and of course was Theo
Drieser. green eggs but

NO Green Spam thank you

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Sexy equations
spread sides to multiply.
Spew result with pen.

I've not slept for days.
My thoughts are blurred together.
Frogs in a blender.

Janis is moping.
The Janitor is mopping
This haiku? Stopping.

Woah, it must be you.
A bunch of spam posts are gone!
Hey, how's it going?

Janis, why don't you
Haikus sent with tags?
Would stop all the spam.

I'm here in person
Moping around this corner
Of the good 'ol web

seasons also of
the body wearing down and
realizng older age

Could anyone get
Hold of Janis recently?
Reply to email?

20 years of tags.
The internet was a diff
-erent place back then.

Seasons of abuse.
Now Bad Haiku hardens to
block HTML.

Reincarnation.
I want to be a monkey.
All they do is fuck.