The native women are overweight from eating too much processed cheese.
Christmas lights are choking the town square and likely will not be removed until after Valentines day.
Venereal diseases aren't really as bad as they tell you in high school.
I'm listening to tool and avoiding Facebook at the moment so you should be proud.
It's sad that Carrie went in such a horrible violent way, but I guess that's life.
Some Asian girls have big boobs. I enjoy telling them they have big boobs just to see what kind of reaction I get... "Hey, wow! You have big boobs!"
The mega-roman candles give you the best bang for your buck... Next to Eccentrica Gallumbits, that is.