Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 364 Days and 77358 Haiku later...

Wanna write haikus
But my mind is in a blank:
Was Basho a nerd?
Haiku # 45830, January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by Nawaz
what's the word of now
what's the world of today now?
what is tomorrow?
Haiku # 45829, January 5, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by YS
oh wookie for you
your pulsating zapooper
it makes me chortle
Haiku # 45828, January 5, 2010 6:18 pm ET
by uranus
fearless seafarers
we ride great waves 'neath Fuji
white cap claws descend
Haiku # 45827, January 5, 2010 3:46 pm ET
by tribute to hokusai
the last word isn't
always the best nor does it
turn out to be it
Haiku # 45826, January 5, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
it repeats itself
gives time to distract the
tormented and damned

the lost souls that don't
want to change, just bend others
to their own sick wills
Haiku # 45825, January 5, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by YS
Nippress & Ash = lots of
StarWars themed gay sex!
Haiku # 45824, January 5, 2010 12:15 pm ET
by zapopy
a law unto one self
using others and feeling
no guilt for a dead

bottomless apetite
Haiku # 45823, January 5, 2010 11:11 am ET
by VS
so one can't conquer
real life so one has to try
and conquer peaceful

but guarded poets
who in the end have had zilch
of trolling poems
Haiku # 45822, January 5, 2010 11:10 am ET
by YS
water in motion
The Great Wave rising above
stoic Mt. Fuji
Haiku # 45821, January 5, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Haiku half-wit honors Hokusai
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I
dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45820, January 5, 2010 8:31 am ET
by take II
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45819, January 5, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Sumatra Mandehling french roast whole bean
God that is so good
Guatemalan Coffee beans
The taste is superb!

If you like Coffee you'll love these!
Haiku # 45818, January 5, 2010 7:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Ex coming today
She has not turned up again
That's why she is Ex!

At least she is reliable in being unreliable! LOL
Haiku # 45817, January 5, 2010 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
It's minus seven
Light is Chromatic again
Snow? Hmmm I wonder!
Haiku # 45816, January 5, 2010 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
with my zapooper
our star wars themed orgasms
go supernova
Haiku # 45815, January 5, 2010 3:29 am ET
by wookie for you
dearest zapoop-hole
thanks for the gay orgasms
you are the gayest
Haiku # 45814, January 5, 2010 3:21 am ET
by wookie for you
zapruder is gay
he doesn't like you to know
because he doesn't
Haiku # 45813, January 5, 2010 2:46 am ET
by wookie for you
you suck
Haiku # 45812, January 5, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fifty years later
yet the death dance remains 'neath
these plastic wrappings
Haiku # 45811, January 4, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by barnyard memories remembered
a friggin' wonder
I never took the axe to
stop all her yappin'
Haiku # 45810, January 4, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by barnyard matricide
stop your crying go
pluck 'em and clean 'em it's your
dinner treat it right
Haiku # 45809, January 4, 2010 10:20 pm ET
by barnyard directives
hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming
Haiku # 45808, January 4, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by barnyard boogie
leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
Haiku # 45807, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
Haiku # 45806, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
Haiku # 45802, January 4, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
Haiku # 45801, January 4, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
Haiku # 45800, January 4, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
Haiku # 45799, January 4, 2010 10:33 am ET
by Get A Life
hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions
Haiku # 45798, January 4, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls
Haiku # 45797, January 3, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing
Haiku # 45796, January 3, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus
Haiku # 45795, January 3, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by wookie for you
the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways
Haiku # 45794, January 3, 2010 4:28 pm ET
by YS
coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child
Haiku # 45793, January 3, 2010 4:25 pm ET
by next time drink the coke
love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh
Haiku # 45792, January 3, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by beach blanket rapture
fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos
Haiku # 45791, January 3, 2010 8:13 am ET
by wookie for you
japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke
Haiku # 45790, January 3, 2010 7:59 am ET
by wookie for you
your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants
Haiku # 45789, January 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by wookie for you
my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke
Haiku # 45788, January 3, 2010 7:55 am ET
by Obi Wana canoodle
gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end
Haiku # 45787, January 3, 2010 7:53 am ET
by wookie for you
slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him
Haiku # 45786, January 3, 2010 7:52 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi
Haiku # 45785, January 3, 2010 7:49 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star
Haiku # 45784, January 3, 2010 7:48 am ET
by wookie for you
the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience
Haiku # 45783, January 3, 2010 7:46 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical
Haiku # 45782, January 3, 2010 7:40 am ET
by wookie for you
self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it
Haiku # 45781, January 3, 2010 7:33 am ET
by advice to the wookster
a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty
Haiku # 45780, January 3, 2010 7:00 am ET
by wookie for you
kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to
Haiku # 45779, January 3, 2010 6:53 am ET
by wookie for you
this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
Haiku # 45778, January 3, 2010 6:51 am ET
by wookie for you
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