leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must
ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
by Get A Life
hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions
by Anonymous Poet
sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls
by Haiku half-wit
Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing
by Haiku half-wit
a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus
by wookie for you
the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways
by YS
coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child
by next time drink the coke
love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh
by beach blanket rapture
fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos
by wookie for you
japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke
by wookie for you
your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants
by wookie for you
my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke
by Obi Wana canoodle
gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end
by wookie for you
slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him
by stroke stroke stroke
the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi
by stroke stroke stroke
oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star
by wookie for you
the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience
by stroke stroke stroke
i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical
by wookie for you
self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it
by advice to the wookster
a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty
by wookie for you
kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to
by wookie for you
this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
by wookie for you
some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me
by wookie for you
star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid
by wookie for you
such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it
by wookie for you
graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost
No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!
by laughing at you
flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex
by wookie for you
Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy
You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!
by William Nippress
stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too
inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa
by Basic building block of The Universe
lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me
by septic funeral
if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars
by Anonymous Poet
stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!
by Anonymous Poet
stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit
by dope v. antidope
how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination
'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals
by Haiku half-wit
someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are
by fridge is broke
crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet
by Haiku half-wit
life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal
by Haiku half-wit
his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so
by Anonymous Poet
before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes
by Anonymous Poet
Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes
by William Nippress
"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom
by Lord William lord of haiku realm
twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming
by Anonymous Poet
new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to
by YS
