life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal

his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so

before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes

Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes

"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom

twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming

new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to

sitting in stillness
with monkey mind chattering
peace seems far away

Sad lot of haiku's
Don't start on other people
or retaliate

Good advice is free
Learning lessons takes longer
Use my name in Vain!

Writes poems on the snow
then watches them disappear
under soft white cloak

What a rocky ride
Our rock completes trip round Sun
Next trip as rocky?

:'(

on the island of
narcissus 'twas ne'er a deep
reflection 'pon words

but the reflected
image of great longing to
be seen heard and loved

it has become more
of the poets, rather than
the poems themselves

the zapruder film
a pornographic display
of power elite

listen to a vision
pay attention to today-
tomorrow we fail.

stomp your aching heart
shift your focus to the loins
and move that pelvis

piss on your flame and
eat a spoonful of shit 'cause
birth to death it sucks

flickering candle
lit by heart aching for peace
within and without

StormPooper and Darth
Gaydar are Nippress and
Ash who were married
last year in a gay Star
Wars themed wedding!
Janis The Hutt was there
as well as Homo Fett!

Nippress and Ash...Gay
lovers for 2010!

self loathing and bored
let him rot in his own hell
starve the beast, that's all

Mummy mummy look
Look at me I'm amusing
Aren't I brave mummy.

warning accepted
bad haiku is full of young
and not so young gun

slingers who unleash
a hail of slurs and affronts
without much effect

keep that to yourself
that's just more ammunition
for me to play with

first-time sex in the '60's
oft' a paid experience
good girls didn't "do

it" back then hence
I call it an "incident"
for better or worse

#45725 Oracle/All-seer
must adjust his antennae
misdirected they be

did you just call sex
an "incident" because that's
how a virgin lies

perhaps a case of
projection I'll pass this 'long
to my two children

and the incident
referred happened in sixty-
four a good year for

a sixteen year old's
sexual awakening
don't you think..Sherlock?!!

don't act like you've had
sex when we know you haven't
day dreaming virgin

vase found of blue glass
yellow daffodil at rest-
colorful passing.

Beauty is liquid
Raindrop down the window pane
A silver droplet

once sucked into a
black hole 'twas the night I lost
my virginity

Information lost?
Evaporating Black Holes?
Stephen says its so.

A jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With hands on your hips

Bring your knees in tight
It'''s the pelvic thrust that
Drives you insane

Let's do the time warp again!

Inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture Show

"A jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With hands on your hips

Bring your knees in tight
It

Physics heresy
Stephen Hawkings Paradox
Information lost?

Physics heresy
Stephen Hawking

Conclusion Jumping
Not a good exercise plan
Loose friends, not inches

we comb the vomit
out onto the floor that night
the dog ate it then

i suck you suck we
all suck but some suck more than
others.. REALLY SUCK!

I suck you suck we
all suck here in our
'lil haiku heaven

what was that noise..James?!!
mind your dining room manners
and what matters most

Flatulence...sweet phrase...
toss it into mixed greens with
splash of vinaigrette

you suck

my slow ascent to
respectability was
paved but slippery

Christine Keeler wore
high heels in high places no
Lewinsky was she

here we throw stones not
weigh them you spend pounds while we
try to lose/gain them

if fear be farts "then"
surely you smell correctly
breathe deep my love

if fear be farts than
surely you smell correctly
breathe deeply my love

I'm big and I'm strong
whats that noise under my bed?
Mummy come here quick