you suck

my slow ascent to
respectability was
paved but slippery

Christine Keeler wore
high heels in high places no
Lewinsky was she

here we throw stones not
weigh them you spend pounds while we
try to lose/gain them

if fear be farts "then"
surely you smell correctly
breathe deep my love

if fear be farts than
surely you smell correctly
breathe deeply my love

I'm big and I'm strong
whats that noise under my bed?
Mummy come here quick

Idle threats are made
Getting too close to the truth?
I can smell the fear

A nine stone weakling
Threats are as near as I get
To some real violence

I'm a bed bandit
Wont even know I was there
As I'm so tiny

But my gift to you
Leaving a small deposit
I come in the night

the peons can not
handle the truth those who know
will make sure of that

lose the evidence
how do you fuckin' lose a
president's brain?!!

Ruby's free access
to the patsy Oswald and
Jack's mob ties...hmmmm?!!!

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
fixed on grassy knoll!!!

inept humpty mess
he couldn't pick his shit up
a bad EGGsample

could I but ferret
out this weasel who delights
wearing others' clothes

I would lift him up
by the scruff of his mangy
neck and shake him thus!!!!

freaky comic run
explicate the theme is bound
between crime and fun

theft of persona
pandemic pathology
name raped by a ghost

imposing vile
overlays of his sickness
'pon my copyright

wolves that lurk about
in skins torn from another
should be shot on sight

Who is this boychild?
pandemic pathology
Hey grow up sunshine

used to unwrap you
tender layers unfolding
but now, we are cool

talking slowly still
recounting our daily bores
as if it's routine

no meaning in words
no substance in hotel rooms
flowers shriveled dry

and yet we hold on
left strangled by the phone line
all that is not said

pleasant smiling frog
sitting on a lily pad-
ready to jump-start.

glad to see this site
is back to its boring self
what a relief guys

bagel and butter
a reason for cheerfulness-
ready on a plate.

I will Stamp and Scream
Then you will have to love me
I want attention!!!

If I insult you
It's cause I love you so much
Why don't you love me?

I'm not like my mum
I'm a big boy. All grown up
Can pee on my own

I need to be loved
Please someone just anyone
Love me please LOVE ME!!!

green fabric
stretched out on shy earth
shock of sky

hospice raft safeguards
dad 'fore his final voyage
sets sail toward dawn

drip drip watch life ebb
terminal sedation drips
slowly yet surely

cramps are so much like
ten thousand bubbled up turds
with no where to go

serious bad cramps
you just don't understand me
~~looking for a knife

*sigh*

the hero of Pi
drills holes in his head to set
free the incessant _________

standing alone this
testament to God's greatest
power...virgin birch

you suck

pallid line of white
birch float in a sea of pine
tree..sfuck fuck fuckin'!!

these postings prove that
pharmaceuticals in our
drinking water and

pesticides toxic
wastes and Jesus are the one
way ticket to Hell

end of days mayan
calendar apocryphal
rapture th...th...that's
.............................all folks!!!

The earth moves under
you gotta say it's over
let go of my feet

feel the disturbance
in the force..notice haiku
pace is quickening

all signs pointing to
End of Daze for the aimless
wandering souls here

fair weather runner
the lion of winter slows
to brisk frigid walks

more interactive
sociopathic brainstorms
ping pong for ding dongs

on continuum
of lunacy where falls this
sanatorium

for haiku misfits
throw out diagnostic terms...
devil's dominion

joggers in winter
mostly are slight and slender-
exercising care.

not even theater
sociopathic brainstorm
for freaks and losers

if theater why not
website of the absurd it's
no big stretch to make

website of the absurd
haiku tragicomedy
pinging 45664 acts.

the haiku pontiff
waves to his adoring crowd
long live Sir William

Sir Will the anchor
the beacon of light guiding
wayward travelers

decade's worth of drivel
Sir William waits for Godot
on high lofty perch