Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming
Haiku # 45808, January 4, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by barnyard boogie
leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
Haiku # 45807, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
Haiku # 45806, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
Haiku # 45802, January 4, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
Haiku # 45801, January 4, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
Haiku # 45800, January 4, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
Haiku # 45799, January 4, 2010 10:33 am ET
by Get A Life
hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions
Haiku # 45798, January 4, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls
Haiku # 45797, January 3, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing
Haiku # 45796, January 3, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus
Haiku # 45795, January 3, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by wookie for you
the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways
Haiku # 45794, January 3, 2010 4:28 pm ET
by YS
coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child
Haiku # 45793, January 3, 2010 4:25 pm ET
by next time drink the coke
love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh
Haiku # 45792, January 3, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by beach blanket rapture
fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos
Haiku # 45791, January 3, 2010 8:13 am ET
by wookie for you
japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke
Haiku # 45790, January 3, 2010 7:59 am ET
by wookie for you
your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants
Haiku # 45789, January 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by wookie for you
my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke
Haiku # 45788, January 3, 2010 7:55 am ET
by Obi Wana canoodle
gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end
Haiku # 45787, January 3, 2010 7:53 am ET
by wookie for you
slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him
Haiku # 45786, January 3, 2010 7:52 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi
Haiku # 45785, January 3, 2010 7:49 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star
Haiku # 45784, January 3, 2010 7:48 am ET
by wookie for you
the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience
Haiku # 45783, January 3, 2010 7:46 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical
Haiku # 45782, January 3, 2010 7:40 am ET
by wookie for you
self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it
Haiku # 45781, January 3, 2010 7:33 am ET
by advice to the wookster
a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty
Haiku # 45780, January 3, 2010 7:00 am ET
by wookie for you
kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to
Haiku # 45779, January 3, 2010 6:53 am ET
by wookie for you
this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
Haiku # 45778, January 3, 2010 6:51 am ET
by wookie for you
some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me
Haiku # 45777, January 3, 2010 6:46 am ET
by wookie for you
star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid
Haiku # 45776, January 3, 2010 6:41 am ET
by wookie for you
such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it
Haiku # 45775, January 3, 2010 6:35 am ET
by wookie for you
graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!
Haiku # 45774, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by laughing at you
flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex
Haiku # 45773, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by wookie for you
Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!
Haiku # 45772, January 3, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress
stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa
Haiku # 45771, January 3, 2010 4:43 am ET
by Basic building block of The Universe
lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me
Haiku # 45770, January 3, 2010 12:28 am ET
by septic funeral
if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars
Haiku # 45769, January 2, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!
Haiku # 45768, January 2, 2010 9:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit
Haiku # 45767, January 2, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by dope v. antidope
how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy
Haiku # 45766, January 2, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll
Haiku # 45765, January 2, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals
Haiku # 45761, January 2, 2010 5:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are
Haiku # 45760, January 2, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by fridge is broke
crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet
Haiku # 45759, January 2, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal
Haiku # 45758, January 2, 2010 11:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so
Haiku # 45757, January 2, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes
Haiku # 45756, January 2, 2010 9:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes
Haiku # 45755, January 2, 2010 8:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom
Haiku # 45751, January 1, 2010 6:31 pm ET
by Lord William lord of haiku realm
twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming
Haiku # 45750, January 1, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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