Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing

a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus

the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways

coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child

love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh

fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos

japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke

your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants

my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke

gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end

slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him

the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi

oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star

the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience

i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical

self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it

a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty

kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to

this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial

some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me

star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid

such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it

graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!

flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex

Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!

stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa

lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me

if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars

stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!

stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit

how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy

the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll

profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals

someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are

crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet

life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal

his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so

before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes

Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes

"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom

twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming

new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to

sitting in stillness
with monkey mind chattering
peace seems far away

Sad lot of haiku's
Don't start on other people
or retaliate

Good advice is free
Learning lessons takes longer
Use my name in Vain!

Writes poems on the snow
then watches them disappear
under soft white cloak

What a rocky ride
Our rock completes trip round Sun
Next trip as rocky?

:'(

on the island of
narcissus 'twas ne'er a deep
reflection 'pon words

but the reflected
image of great longing to
be seen heard and loved

it has become more
of the poets, rather than
the poems themselves

the zapruder film
a pornographic display
of power elite