Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
Haiku # 45778, January 3, 2010 6:51 am ET
by wookie for you
some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me
Haiku # 45777, January 3, 2010 6:46 am ET
by wookie for you
star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid
Haiku # 45776, January 3, 2010 6:41 am ET
by wookie for you
such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it
Haiku # 45775, January 3, 2010 6:35 am ET
by wookie for you
graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!
Haiku # 45774, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by laughing at you
flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex
Haiku # 45773, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by wookie for you
Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!
Haiku # 45772, January 3, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress
stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa
Haiku # 45771, January 3, 2010 4:43 am ET
by Basic building block of The Universe
lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me
Haiku # 45770, January 3, 2010 12:28 am ET
by septic funeral
if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars
Haiku # 45769, January 2, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!
Haiku # 45768, January 2, 2010 9:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit
Haiku # 45767, January 2, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by dope v. antidope
how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy
Haiku # 45766, January 2, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll
Haiku # 45765, January 2, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals
Haiku # 45761, January 2, 2010 5:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are
Haiku # 45760, January 2, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by fridge is broke
crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet
Haiku # 45759, January 2, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal
Haiku # 45758, January 2, 2010 11:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so
Haiku # 45757, January 2, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes
Haiku # 45756, January 2, 2010 9:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes
Haiku # 45755, January 2, 2010 8:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom
Haiku # 45751, January 1, 2010 6:31 pm ET
by Lord William lord of haiku realm
twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming
Haiku # 45750, January 1, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to
Haiku # 45749, January 1, 2010 1:59 pm ET
by YS
sitting in stillness
with monkey mind chattering
peace seems far away
Haiku # 45748, January 1, 2010 10:58 am ET
by welcome to the monkey house
Sad lot of haiku's
Don't start on other people
or retaliate

Good advice is free
Learning lessons takes longer
Use my name in Vain!
Haiku # 45747, January 1, 2010 9:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Writes poems on the snow
then watches them disappear
under soft white cloak
Haiku # 45746, January 1, 2010 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress of Copied this one.
What a rocky ride
Our rock completes trip round Sun
Next trip as rocky?
Haiku # 45745, December 31, 2009 8:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
:'(
Haiku # 45744, December 31, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the island of
narcissus 'twas ne'er a deep
reflection 'pon words

but the reflected
image of great longing to
be seen heard and loved
Haiku # 45743, December 31, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by haiku isle of narcissus
it has become more
of the poets, rather than
the poems themselves
Haiku # 45742, December 31, 2009 3:39 pm ET
by vince
the zapruder film
a pornographic display
of power elite
Haiku # 45741, December 31, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by the truth is out there
listen to a vision
pay attention to today-
tomorrow we fail.
Haiku # 45740, December 31, 2009 9:59 am ET
by darksky
stomp your aching heart
shift your focus to the loins
and move that pelvis
Haiku # 45739, December 31, 2009 8:24 am ET
by pandemic nihilism
piss on your flame and
eat a spoonful of shit 'cause
birth to death it sucks
Haiku # 45738, December 31, 2009 8:22 am ET
by pandemic nihilism
flickering candle
lit by heart aching for peace
within and without
Haiku # 45737, December 31, 2009 8:05 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
StormPooper and Darth
Gaydar are Nippress and
Ash who were married
last year in a gay Star
Wars themed wedding!
Janis The Hutt was there
as well as Homo Fett!
Haiku # 45736, December 31, 2009 6:45 am ET
by zapruder tapes
Nippress and Ash...Gay
lovers for 2010!
Haiku # 45735, December 31, 2009 6:41 am ET
by zapruder tapes
self loathing and bored
let him rot in his own hell
starve the beast, that's all
Haiku # 45733, December 30, 2009 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mummy mummy look
Look at me I'm amusing
Aren't I brave mummy.
Haiku # 45732, December 30, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by Panda pathology
warning accepted
bad haiku is full of young
and not so young gun

slingers who unleash
a hail of slurs and affronts
without much effect
Haiku # 45731, December 30, 2009 3:27 pm ET
by the ammo is just blanks
keep that to yourself
that's just more ammunition
for me to play with
Haiku # 45730, December 30, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
first-time sex in the '60's
oft' a paid experience
good girls didn't "do

it" back then hence
I call it an "incident"
for better or worse
Haiku # 45729, December 30, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by man enough to say I paid for it
#45725 Oracle/All-seer
must adjust his antennae
misdirected they be
Haiku # 45728, December 30, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by Haiku profiling genius
did you just call sex
an "incident" because that's
how a virgin lies
Haiku # 45727, December 30, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by expose the middle-aged virgin
perhaps a case of
projection I'll pass this 'long
to my two children

and the incident
referred happened in sixty-
four a good year for

a sixteen year old's
sexual awakening
don't you think..Sherlock?!!
Haiku # 45726, December 30, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by clueless Holmes searches for clues
don't act like you've had
sex when we know you haven't
day dreaming virgin
Haiku # 45725, December 30, 2009 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vase found of blue glass
yellow daffodil at rest-
colorful passing.
Haiku # 45724, December 30, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by graysky
Beauty is liquid
Raindrop down the window pane
A silver droplet
Haiku # 45723, December 30, 2009 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
once sucked into a
black hole 'twas the night I lost
my virginity
Haiku # 45722, December 30, 2009 9:18 am ET
by the metaphysics of sexual initiation
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