StormPooper and Darth
Gaydar are Nippress and
Ash who were married
last year in a gay Star
Wars themed wedding!
Janis The Hutt was there
as well as Homo Fett!
by zapruder tapes
Nippress and Ash...Gay
lovers for 2010!
by zapruder tapes
self loathing and bored
let him rot in his own hell
starve the beast, that's all
by Anonymous Poet
Mummy mummy look
Look at me I'm amusing
Aren't I brave mummy.
by Panda pathology
warning accepted
bad haiku is full of young
and not so young gun
slingers who unleash
a hail of slurs and affronts
without much effect
by the ammo is just blanks
keep that to yourself
that's just more ammunition
for me to play with
by Anonymous Poet
first-time sex in the '60's
oft' a paid experience
good girls didn't "do
it" back then hence
I call it an "incident"
for better or worse
by man enough to say I paid for it
#45725 Oracle/All-seer
must adjust his antennae
misdirected they be
by Haiku profiling genius
did you just call sex
an "incident" because that's
how a virgin lies
by expose the middle-aged virgin
perhaps a case of
projection I'll pass this 'long
to my two children
and the incident
referred happened in sixty-
four a good year for
a sixteen year old's
sexual awakening
don't you think..Sherlock?!!
by clueless Holmes searches for clues
don't act like you've had
sex when we know you haven't
day dreaming virgin
by Anonymous Poet
vase found of blue glass
yellow daffodil at rest-
colorful passing.
by graysky
Beauty is liquid
Raindrop down the window pane
A silver droplet
by William Nippress
once sucked into a
black hole 'twas the night I lost
my virginity
by the metaphysics of sexual initiation
Information lost?
Evaporating Black Holes?
Stephen says its so.
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
A jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With hands on your hips
Bring your knees in tight
It'''s the pelvic thrust that
Drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again!
Inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture Show
by "Time Warp" of Transsexual, Transylvania
"A jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With hands on your hips
Bring your knees in tight
It
by "Time Warp" of Transsexual, Transylvania
Physics heresy
Stephen Hawkings Paradox
Information lost?
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Physics heresy
Stephen Hawking
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Conclusion Jumping
Not a good exercise plan
Loose friends, not inches
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
we comb the vomit
out onto the floor that night
the dog ate it then
by sonny badwind-wolfvomit of 75231
i suck you suck we
all suck but some suck more than
others.. REALLY SUCK!
by suck on this second in a series
I suck you suck we
all suck here in our
'lil haiku heaven
by suck this
what was that noise..James?!!
mind your dining room manners
and what matters most
Flatulence...sweet phrase...
toss it into mixed greens with
splash of vinaigrette
by mother sorry I farted upwind
you suck
by Anonymous Poet
my slow ascent to
respectability was
paved but slippery
by its a long way down cocksucker!
Christine Keeler wore
high heels in high places no
Lewinsky was she
by Profumo ate Monica sucked
here we throw stones not
weigh them you spend pounds while we
try to lose/gain them
by a stone weighs a pound costs
if fear be farts "then"
surely you smell correctly
breathe deep my love
by pandemic flatulence grammatically corrected
if fear be farts than
surely you smell correctly
breathe deeply my love
by pandemic flatulence
I'm big and I'm strong
whats that noise under my bed?
Mummy come here quick
by Placated mediocrity
Idle threats are made
Getting too close to the truth?
I can smell the fear
by Pathetic ornothology
A nine stone weakling
Threats are as near as I get
To some real violence
by Pandemic apathy
I'm a bed bandit
Wont even know I was there
As I'm so tiny
But my gift to you
Leaving a small deposit
I come in the night
by Pathetic apology of endemic pathetically
the peons can not
handle the truth those who know
will make sure of that
by Oswald did not shoot JFK
lose the evidence
how do you fuckin' lose a
president's brain?!!
by haiku conspiracy
Ruby's free access
to the patsy Oswald and
Jack's mob ties...hmmmm?!!!
by haiku conspiracy
'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
fixed on grassy knoll!!!
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
inept humpty mess
he couldn't pick his shit up
a bad EGGsample
by maybe I shgould get back on track
could I but ferret
out this weasel who delights
wearing others' clothes
I would lift him up
by the scruff of his mangy
neck and shake him thus!!!!
by the genuine article pandemic pathology
freaky comic run
explicate the theme is bound
between crime and fun
by marvelous
theft of persona
pandemic pathology
name raped by a ghost
imposing vile
overlays of his sickness
'pon my copyright
wolves that lurk about
in skins torn from another
should be shot on sight
by not flattered you have taken my name
Who is this boychild?
pandemic pathology
Hey grow up sunshine
by Grotskys bagles of New York
used to unwrap you
tender layers unfolding
but now, we are cool
talking slowly still
recounting our daily bores
as if it's routine
no meaning in words
no substance in hotel rooms
flowers shriveled dry
and yet we hold on
left strangled by the phone line
all that is not said
by vince
pleasant smiling frog
sitting on a lily pad-
ready to jump-start.
by graysky
glad to see this site
is back to its boring self
what a relief guys
by Anonymous Poet
bagel and butter
a reason for cheerfulness-
ready on a plate.
by graysky
I will Stamp and Scream
Then you will have to love me
I want attention!!!
by pandemic pathology
If I insult you
It's cause I love you so much
Why don't you love me?
by pandemic pathology
I'm not like my mum
I'm a big boy. All grown up
Can pee on my own
by pandrmic pathology
