i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical

self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it

a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty

kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to

this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial

some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me

star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid

such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it

graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!

flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex

Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!

stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa

lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me

if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars

stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!

stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit

how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy

the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll

profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals

someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are

crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet

life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal

his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so

before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes

Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes

"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom

twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming

new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to

sitting in stillness
with monkey mind chattering
peace seems far away

Sad lot of haiku's
Don't start on other people
or retaliate

Good advice is free
Learning lessons takes longer
Use my name in Vain!

Writes poems on the snow
then watches them disappear
under soft white cloak

What a rocky ride
Our rock completes trip round Sun
Next trip as rocky?

:'(

on the island of
narcissus 'twas ne'er a deep
reflection 'pon words

but the reflected
image of great longing to
be seen heard and loved

it has become more
of the poets, rather than
the poems themselves

the zapruder film
a pornographic display
of power elite

listen to a vision
pay attention to today-
tomorrow we fail.

stomp your aching heart
shift your focus to the loins
and move that pelvis

piss on your flame and
eat a spoonful of shit 'cause
birth to death it sucks

flickering candle
lit by heart aching for peace
within and without

StormPooper and Darth
Gaydar are Nippress and
Ash who were married
last year in a gay Star
Wars themed wedding!
Janis The Hutt was there
as well as Homo Fett!

Nippress and Ash...Gay
lovers for 2010!

self loathing and bored
let him rot in his own hell
starve the beast, that's all

Mummy mummy look
Look at me I'm amusing
Aren't I brave mummy.

warning accepted
bad haiku is full of young
and not so young gun

slingers who unleash
a hail of slurs and affronts
without much effect

keep that to yourself
that's just more ammunition
for me to play with

first-time sex in the '60's
oft' a paid experience
good girls didn't "do

it" back then hence
I call it an "incident"
for better or worse

#45725 Oracle/All-seer
must adjust his antennae
misdirected they be

did you just call sex
an "incident" because that's
how a virgin lies

perhaps a case of
projection I'll pass this 'long
to my two children

and the incident
referred happened in sixty-
four a good year for

a sixteen year old's
sexual awakening
don't you think..Sherlock?!!