Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to
Haiku # 45779, January 3, 2010 6:53 am ET
by wookie for you
this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
Haiku # 45778, January 3, 2010 6:51 am ET
by wookie for you
some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me
Haiku # 45777, January 3, 2010 6:46 am ET
by wookie for you
star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid
Haiku # 45776, January 3, 2010 6:41 am ET
by wookie for you
such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it
Haiku # 45775, January 3, 2010 6:35 am ET
by wookie for you
graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!
Haiku # 45774, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by laughing at you
flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex
Haiku # 45773, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by wookie for you
Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!
Haiku # 45772, January 3, 2010 6:25 am ET
by William Nippress
stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa
Haiku # 45771, January 3, 2010 4:43 am ET
by Basic building block of The Universe
lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me
Haiku # 45770, January 3, 2010 12:28 am ET
by septic funeral
if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars
Haiku # 45769, January 2, 2010 9:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!
Haiku # 45768, January 2, 2010 9:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit
Haiku # 45767, January 2, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by dope v. antidope
how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy
Haiku # 45766, January 2, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll
Haiku # 45765, January 2, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by zapruder porn film the killing of JFK
profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals
Haiku # 45761, January 2, 2010 5:33 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are
Haiku # 45760, January 2, 2010 2:52 pm ET
by fridge is broke
crawled 'neath the wire
a long breath of freedom cut
short by the bullet
Haiku # 45759, January 2, 2010 11:23 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
life spiraling through
our perceptions blind to its'
constant renewal
Haiku # 45758, January 2, 2010 11:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
his vision outward
was vast and all-seeing but
inward far less so
Haiku # 45757, January 2, 2010 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
before the mirror
he peers lines etched deeper yet
nothing much changes
Haiku # 45756, January 2, 2010 9:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two thousand and ten
Still early days but I guess
Nothing much has changes
Haiku # 45755, January 2, 2010 8:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"sad lot of haikus"
Lord William speaks we kneel at
the foot of wisdom
Haiku # 45751, January 1, 2010 6:31 pm ET
by Lord William lord of haiku realm
twin towers collapse
stock/housing market crash
2012 doom looming
Haiku # 45750, January 1, 2010 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new decade, new stuff
things to do, things to sort out
things to say bye to
Haiku # 45749, January 1, 2010 1:59 pm ET
by YS
sitting in stillness
with monkey mind chattering
peace seems far away
Haiku # 45748, January 1, 2010 10:58 am ET
by welcome to the monkey house
Sad lot of haiku's
Don't start on other people
or retaliate

Good advice is free
Learning lessons takes longer
Use my name in Vain!
Haiku # 45747, January 1, 2010 9:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Writes poems on the snow
then watches them disappear
under soft white cloak
Haiku # 45746, January 1, 2010 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress of Copied this one.
What a rocky ride
Our rock completes trip round Sun
Next trip as rocky?
Haiku # 45745, December 31, 2009 8:09 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
:'(
Haiku # 45744, December 31, 2009 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the island of
narcissus 'twas ne'er a deep
reflection 'pon words

but the reflected
image of great longing to
be seen heard and loved
Haiku # 45743, December 31, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by haiku isle of narcissus
it has become more
of the poets, rather than
the poems themselves
Haiku # 45742, December 31, 2009 3:39 pm ET
by vince
the zapruder film
a pornographic display
of power elite
Haiku # 45741, December 31, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by the truth is out there
listen to a vision
pay attention to today-
tomorrow we fail.
Haiku # 45740, December 31, 2009 9:59 am ET
by darksky
stomp your aching heart
shift your focus to the loins
and move that pelvis
Haiku # 45739, December 31, 2009 8:24 am ET
by pandemic nihilism
piss on your flame and
eat a spoonful of shit 'cause
birth to death it sucks
Haiku # 45738, December 31, 2009 8:22 am ET
by pandemic nihilism
flickering candle
lit by heart aching for peace
within and without
Haiku # 45737, December 31, 2009 8:05 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
StormPooper and Darth
Gaydar are Nippress and
Ash who were married
last year in a gay Star
Wars themed wedding!
Janis The Hutt was there
as well as Homo Fett!
Haiku # 45736, December 31, 2009 6:45 am ET
by zapruder tapes
Nippress and Ash...Gay
lovers for 2010!
Haiku # 45735, December 31, 2009 6:41 am ET
by zapruder tapes
self loathing and bored
let him rot in his own hell
starve the beast, that's all
Haiku # 45733, December 30, 2009 3:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mummy mummy look
Look at me I'm amusing
Aren't I brave mummy.
Haiku # 45732, December 30, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by Panda pathology
warning accepted
bad haiku is full of young
and not so young gun

slingers who unleash
a hail of slurs and affronts
without much effect
Haiku # 45731, December 30, 2009 3:27 pm ET
by the ammo is just blanks
keep that to yourself
that's just more ammunition
for me to play with
Haiku # 45730, December 30, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
first-time sex in the '60's
oft' a paid experience
good girls didn't "do

it" back then hence
I call it an "incident"
for better or worse
Haiku # 45729, December 30, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by man enough to say I paid for it
#45725 Oracle/All-seer
must adjust his antennae
misdirected they be
Haiku # 45728, December 30, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by Haiku profiling genius
did you just call sex
an "incident" because that's
how a virgin lies
Haiku # 45727, December 30, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by expose the middle-aged virgin
perhaps a case of
projection I'll pass this 'long
to my two children

and the incident
referred happened in sixty-
four a good year for

a sixteen year old's
sexual awakening
don't you think..Sherlock?!!
Haiku # 45726, December 30, 2009 1:28 pm ET
by clueless Holmes searches for clues
don't act like you've had
sex when we know you haven't
day dreaming virgin
Haiku # 45725, December 30, 2009 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vase found of blue glass
yellow daffodil at rest-
colorful passing.
Haiku # 45724, December 30, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by graysky
Beauty is liquid
Raindrop down the window pane
A silver droplet
Haiku # 45723, December 30, 2009 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
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