with my zapooper
our star wars themed orgasms
go supernova

dearest zapoop-hole
thanks for the gay orgasms
you are the gayest

zapruder is gay
he doesn't like you to know
because he doesn't

you suck

fifty years later
yet the death dance remains 'neath
these plastic wrappings

a friggin' wonder
I never took the axe to
stop all her yappin'

stop your crying go
pluck 'em and clean 'em it's your
dinner treat it right

hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming

leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch

controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...

i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old

if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus

Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you

Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!

hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions

sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls

Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing

a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus

the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways

coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child

love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh

fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos

japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke

your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants

my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke

gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end

slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him

the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi

oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star

the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience

i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical

self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it

a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty

kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to

this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial

some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me

star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid

such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it

graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!

flaccid like limp weed
zapruder tosses men's meat
longing for butt sex

Look in the Mirror
What do you see? life wasted!
Insults are easy

You have to excel!
To gain more than existence
Which no one noticed!

stupidity more
abundant than hydrogen
longer shelf life too

inspired by a couple of different quotes by Frank Zappa

lift your leg like that
bite the pillow if you must
don't you look at me

if OCD were a crime
zapruder tapes would be tossin'
salad behind bars

stupidity marched
into 2010 with every
step..you suck!...you suck!!

stuck in the vortex
of conspiracy theories
and Star Wars bullshit

how does one lose a
president's brain evidence
of conspiracy

the zapruder film
a pornographic display of
assassination

'midst the panic by
book depository eyes
turn to grassy knoll

profound thoughts ebbing
the mental neap tide exposes
his treacherous shoals

someone has to say
whist he waits the tide pulls at..
his thoughts..and they are