Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

the last word isn't
always the best nor does it
turn out to be it
Haiku # 45826, January 5, 2010 1:24 pm ET
by YS
it repeats itself
gives time to distract the
tormented and damned

the lost souls that don't
want to change, just bend others
to their own sick wills
Haiku # 45825, January 5, 2010 1:22 pm ET
by YS
Nippress & Ash = lots of
StarWars themed gay sex!
Haiku # 45824, January 5, 2010 12:15 pm ET
by zapopy
a law unto one self
using others and feeling
no guilt for a dead

bottomless apetite
Haiku # 45823, January 5, 2010 11:11 am ET
by VS
so one can't conquer
real life so one has to try
and conquer peaceful

but guarded poets
who in the end have had zilch
of trolling poems
Haiku # 45822, January 5, 2010 11:10 am ET
by YS
water in motion
The Great Wave rising above
stoic Mt. Fuji
Haiku # 45821, January 5, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Haiku half-wit honors Hokusai
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I
dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45820, January 5, 2010 8:31 am ET
by take II
coffee aromatics
drawn toward what moves us I dance with Sumatra
Haiku # 45819, January 5, 2010 8:28 am ET
by Sumatra Mandehling french roast whole bean
God that is so good
Guatemalan Coffee beans
The taste is superb!

If you like Coffee you'll love these!
Haiku # 45818, January 5, 2010 7:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Ex coming today
She has not turned up again
That's why she is Ex!

At least she is reliable in being unreliable! LOL
Haiku # 45817, January 5, 2010 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
It's minus seven
Light is Chromatic again
Snow? Hmmm I wonder!
Haiku # 45816, January 5, 2010 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
with my zapooper
our star wars themed orgasms
go supernova
Haiku # 45815, January 5, 2010 3:29 am ET
by wookie for you
dearest zapoop-hole
thanks for the gay orgasms
you are the gayest
Haiku # 45814, January 5, 2010 3:21 am ET
by wookie for you
zapruder is gay
he doesn't like you to know
because he doesn't
Haiku # 45813, January 5, 2010 2:46 am ET
by wookie for you
you suck
Haiku # 45812, January 5, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fifty years later
yet the death dance remains 'neath
these plastic wrappings
Haiku # 45811, January 4, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by barnyard memories remembered
a friggin' wonder
I never took the axe to
stop all her yappin'
Haiku # 45810, January 4, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by barnyard matricide
stop your crying go
pluck 'em and clean 'em it's your
dinner treat it right
Haiku # 45809, January 4, 2010 10:20 pm ET
by barnyard directives
hither and thither
and yon the headless rooster's
crimson dance streaming
Haiku # 45808, January 4, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by barnyard boogie
leading off, it's the
pitch, she throws the guilt ball and
expects one to catch
Haiku # 45807, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
controversy for
attention, versus, angry
outbursts of of...of...
Haiku # 45806, January 4, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by VS
i love old english
especially in haikus
it never gets old
Haiku # 45802, January 4, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if as ye say dwarfs
spew hatred here nor human
be conclude I must

ye be a tad wee
with mind-darkened and troll-like
your words flavored thus
Haiku # 45801, January 4, 2010 4:18 pm ET
by Get a Life judge jury and guilty as charged
Minus four degrees
Not too low but it's damp too
So goes right through you
Haiku # 45800, January 4, 2010 1:37 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here be dwelling Trolls
Poison dwarfs spewing hatred
No human at all!
Haiku # 45799, January 4, 2010 10:33 am ET
by Get A Life
hazy caffeine void
stumbling into new year hate
these resolutions
Haiku # 45798, January 4, 2010 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sub zero embrace
in this woods darkly my most
lethal lover calls
Haiku # 45797, January 3, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Arctic blasts howling
frigid demons' fury their
icy fangs piercing
Haiku # 45796, January 3, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a long time ago
a galaxy far away
show me uranus
Haiku # 45795, January 3, 2010 7:16 pm ET
by wookie for you
the running joke is
forest gump jogging all down
america's by ways
Haiku # 45794, January 3, 2010 4:28 pm ET
by YS
coca cola's not
a spermicide now we've got our
very own sweet love child
Haiku # 45793, January 3, 2010 4:25 pm ET
by next time drink the coke
love is so painful
with sand in the Vaseline
lets start over fresh
Haiku # 45792, January 3, 2010 4:14 pm ET
by beach blanket rapture
fly with the wookie
i'll show you heavens above
no more hand solos
Haiku # 45791, January 3, 2010 8:13 am ET
by wookie for you
japanese dinner
jeddi without chopstick skills
use the fork, luke
Haiku # 45790, January 3, 2010 7:59 am ET
by wookie for you
your petite manhood
my hirsute bandido style
guess who wears the pants
Haiku # 45789, January 3, 2010 7:57 am ET
by wookie for you
my lite saber has
shorted out you got any
Viagra young Luke
Haiku # 45788, January 3, 2010 7:55 am ET
by Obi Wana canoodle
gayer than springtime
zapruder in a spacesuit
my hair stands on end
Haiku # 45787, January 3, 2010 7:53 am ET
by wookie for you
slave to the rhythm
he chafed himself raw when the
shackles impeded him
Haiku # 45786, January 3, 2010 7:52 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
the cadence was
perfected while doing his
one hand Watusi
Haiku # 45785, January 3, 2010 7:49 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
oh sweet zapruder
i'd be a princess layer
blow up your death star
Haiku # 45784, January 3, 2010 7:48 am ET
by wookie for you
the up side becomes
enormous when one applies
coxwain experience
Haiku # 45783, January 3, 2010 7:46 am ET
by stroke stroke stroke
i'm buff for polish
elbow grease and hairy arms
waxing lyrical
Haiku # 45782, January 3, 2010 7:40 am ET
by wookie for you
self-indulgence is
good but use less wax when you
you are polishing it
Haiku # 45781, January 3, 2010 7:33 am ET
by advice to the wookster
a thing of beauty
can give you joy forever
my thing's a beauty
Haiku # 45780, January 3, 2010 7:00 am ET
by wookie for you
kiss my hairy butt
come on, out of the closet
you know you want to
Haiku # 45779, January 3, 2010 6:53 am ET
by wookie for you
this year zapruder
resolves some more projection
with his denial
Haiku # 45778, January 3, 2010 6:51 am ET
by wookie for you
some like chewbacca
others like that zapruder
like to swallow me
Haiku # 45777, January 3, 2010 6:46 am ET
by wookie for you
star wars fantasy
zapruder the flower grrrl
always the bridesmaid
Haiku # 45776, January 3, 2010 6:41 am ET
by wookie for you
such gay themes abound
it must be an inside job
from one who craves it
Haiku # 45775, January 3, 2010 6:35 am ET
by wookie for you
graffiti with words
It is just an ugly mess
The content is lost

No one notices
The idiot who wrote it
Just wasting your time!
Haiku # 45774, January 3, 2010 6:32 am ET
by laughing at you
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