Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Coffee is my tool,
grinding gold is my job.
Way to get a life.
Haiku # 39977 October 26, 2007 11:14 am ET
by WoW Gold of Camp Mojache, Feralas
aliens came in
I had to ask you about
the anal probe there
Haiku # 39976 October 25, 2007 2:34 am ET
by I think they left it behind
I laid in my bed
I looked with hope to the stars
HEY, where is my roof???
Haiku # 39975 October 25, 2007 2:31 am ET
by homeless vagrant with a bird
a word and a blow
that one man can call one's own
under pressure of
Haiku # 39974 October 25, 2007 2:28 am ET
by milk and gas
butterflies as soft
elegant and silk wings fly
into clouded blue
Haiku # 39973 October 25, 2007 2:26 am ET
by currents of water
dear dipshit mr. friend
who the hell wuz that? et vous?
thanks for fuckin me
Haiku # 39972 October 25, 2007 2:23 am ET
by up
i need a release
these things and hell upon me
more she says you laugh
Haiku # 39971 October 25, 2007 2:22 am ET
by wait I got another joke for you
flora and fauna
scented and sprung it's over
changing the bed sheets
Haiku # 39970 October 24, 2007 11:03 pm ET
by holy crao that band is hitting the spot tonight..EXEMPTION..heavy
where did it all go
I try to remember..Can't
the 3rd and 4th grade??
Haiku # 39969 October 24, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by brain damage
that's about it too
a great happy moment YEAH
mmm can't help myself..
:(xoxo:)
Haiku # 39968 October 24, 2007 10:59 pm ET
by need some exemption
Turbulent echo's
Minds eye flashes backward
Yet sleep brings no peace
Haiku # 39967 October 24, 2007 8:39 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Our idle chatter
Taken for granted it seems
Without depth silenced
Haiku # 39966 October 23, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Arms to be twisted
Enthusiasm all spent
A fine line indeed
Haiku # 39965 October 23, 2007 7:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A peaceful morning.
Kids at home on Playstations.
It's half term again :-)
Haiku # 39964 October 22, 2007 5:39 am ET
by phil of Exeter UK
Autumn ,Month 8, Leaf red
who knows what time it could be.
My math worsens each day
10/21/07
Haiku # 39963 October 21, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Robin Len of CANADA
Your birthday party
I
Haiku # 39962 October 21, 2007 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress of The more you have the longer you live
Soft round smooth pink mounds
Presented for our delight
Quivers to my touch

Haiku # 39961 October 21, 2007 5:17 am ET
by Whiplash
avaunt! deep musing
undergo eclipse lost to
fall under one's fix
Haiku # 39960 October 21, 2007 1:37 am ET
by its britney bitch
unlucky dube
perhaps rastas never die
sadly, people do
Haiku # 39959 October 21, 2007 12:15 am ET
by ash
fasten yourselves in
behold, i'de have you to know
a light is kindled
Haiku # 39958 October 20, 2007 7:59 pm ET
by flinch
Lvoe is all around
A seam untapped by others
A spanking gold mine?

Haiku # 39957 October 20, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by Naked lunch
last night, dancing light
then hatred, threats, violence,
does love conquer all?
Haiku # 39956 October 20, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by d
digging deep for lvoe
to mine my deepest heart seam ...
rocks and boulders now...
Haiku # 39955 October 20, 2007 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my ashen dear.
Asperger's? Seriously?
Do give us a hug.
Haiku # 39954 October 20, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Lush
My nascent fetish
Orgiastic midget porn
A miniature train
Haiku # 39953 October 20, 2007 12:41 am ET
by Lush
beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952 October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951 October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950 October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949 October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944 October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943 October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942 October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940 October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939 October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938 October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937 October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933 October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932 October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931 October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930 October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929 October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928 October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927 October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926 October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925 October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924 October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923 October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922 October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921 October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920 October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool