Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Lvoe is all around
A seam untapped by others
A spanking gold mine?

Haiku # 39957, October 20, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by Naked lunch
last night, dancing light
then hatred, threats, violence,
does love conquer all?
Haiku # 39956, October 20, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by d
digging deep for lvoe
to mine my deepest heart seam ...
rocks and boulders now...
Haiku # 39955, October 20, 2007 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my ashen dear.
Asperger's? Seriously?
Do give us a hug.
Haiku # 39954, October 20, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Lush
My nascent fetish
Orgiastic midget porn
A miniature train
Haiku # 39953, October 20, 2007 12:41 am ET
by Lush
beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952, October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951, October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950, October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949, October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944, October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943, October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942, October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940, October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939, October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938, October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937, October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933, October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932, October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931, October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930, October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929, October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928, October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925, October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924, October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923, October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922, October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921, October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
Haiku # 39917, October 13, 2007 1:12 am ET
by rock of love..the best eye opening tv program of the century..true to man..so true
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
Haiku # 39916, October 13, 2007 1:03 am ET
by you made your bed now sleep in it..lay with dogs and you will get fleas..parents
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
Haiku # 39915, October 13, 2007 1:00 am ET
by cool band name: Vomitdawgs
I dislike the mall
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
Haiku # 39914, October 13, 2007 12:58 am ET
by window shopping..
my inner demons
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
Haiku # 39913, October 12, 2007 7:57 pm ET
by technokoi
ah the nightlife
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
Haiku # 39912, October 12, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
All unlearned senses
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
Haiku # 39911, October 12, 2007 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no-one writes to me
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
Haiku # 39910, October 12, 2007 7:14 am ET
by ash
painting the bathroom
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
Haiku # 39909, October 12, 2007 7:00 am ET
by ash
a funny true thought
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
Haiku # 39897, October 10, 2007 10:57 pm ET
by pickles and petunias
example to lead
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
Haiku # 39896, October 10, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by can we all do just a little better please?
granola bites good
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
Haiku # 39895, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by god I love them, good thing they dont come in chip sized bags
Stars of dead actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
Haiku # 39894, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
40 to 50
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
Haiku # 39893, October 10, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Gadgetzan, Tanaris
this world is part made
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
Haiku # 39892, October 10, 2007 11:40 am ET
by black sheep
another year gone
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
Haiku # 39891, October 10, 2007 9:17 am ET
by ash
it give's me the shit's
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
Haiku # 39890, October 10, 2007 9:09 am ET
by ash
So wheres my invite?
Haiku # 39889, October 9, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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