Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952, October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951, October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950, October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949, October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944, October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943, October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942, October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940, October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939, October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938, October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937, October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933, October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932, October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931, October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930, October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929, October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928, October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925, October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924, October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923, October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922, October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921, October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
Haiku # 39917, October 13, 2007 1:12 am ET
by rock of love..the best eye opening tv program of the century..true to man..so true
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
Haiku # 39916, October 13, 2007 1:03 am ET
by you made your bed now sleep in it..lay with dogs and you will get fleas..parents
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
Haiku # 39915, October 13, 2007 1:00 am ET
by cool band name: Vomitdawgs
I dislike the mall
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
Haiku # 39914, October 13, 2007 12:58 am ET
by window shopping..
my inner demons
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
Haiku # 39913, October 12, 2007 7:57 pm ET
by technokoi
ah the nightlife
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
Haiku # 39912, October 12, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
All unlearned senses
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
Haiku # 39911, October 12, 2007 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no-one writes to me
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
Haiku # 39910, October 12, 2007 7:14 am ET
by ash
painting the bathroom
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
Haiku # 39909, October 12, 2007 7:00 am ET
by ash
a funny true thought
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
Haiku # 39897, October 10, 2007 10:57 pm ET
by pickles and petunias
example to lead
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
Haiku # 39896, October 10, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by can we all do just a little better please?
granola bites good
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
Haiku # 39895, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by god I love them, good thing they dont come in chip sized bags
Stars of dead actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
Haiku # 39894, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
40 to 50
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
Haiku # 39893, October 10, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Gadgetzan, Tanaris
this world is part made
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
Haiku # 39892, October 10, 2007 11:40 am ET
by black sheep
another year gone
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
Haiku # 39891, October 10, 2007 9:17 am ET
by ash
it give's me the shit's
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
Haiku # 39890, October 10, 2007 9:09 am ET
by ash
So wheres my invite?
Haiku # 39889, October 9, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39888, October 9, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39887, October 9, 2007 1:41 pm ET
by Will
I'm glad I'm older
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
Haiku # 39886, October 9, 2007 9:48 am ET
by black sheep
What
Haiku # 39885, October 8, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39884, October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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