Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
Haiku # 39917, October 13, 2007 1:12 am ET
by rock of love..the best eye opening tv program of the century..true to man..so true
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
Haiku # 39916, October 13, 2007 1:03 am ET
by you made your bed now sleep in it..lay with dogs and you will get fleas..parents
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
Haiku # 39915, October 13, 2007 1:00 am ET
by cool band name: Vomitdawgs
I dislike the mall
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
Haiku # 39914, October 13, 2007 12:58 am ET
by window shopping..
my inner demons
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
Haiku # 39913, October 12, 2007 7:57 pm ET
by technokoi
ah the nightlife
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
Haiku # 39912, October 12, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
All unlearned senses
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
Haiku # 39911, October 12, 2007 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no-one writes to me
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
Haiku # 39910, October 12, 2007 7:14 am ET
by ash
painting the bathroom
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
Haiku # 39909, October 12, 2007 7:00 am ET
by ash
a funny true thought
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
Haiku # 39897, October 10, 2007 10:57 pm ET
by pickles and petunias
example to lead
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
Haiku # 39896, October 10, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by can we all do just a little better please?
granola bites good
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
Haiku # 39895, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by god I love them, good thing they dont come in chip sized bags
Stars of dead actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
Haiku # 39894, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
40 to 50
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
Haiku # 39893, October 10, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Gadgetzan, Tanaris
this world is part made
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
Haiku # 39892, October 10, 2007 11:40 am ET
by black sheep
another year gone
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
Haiku # 39891, October 10, 2007 9:17 am ET
by ash
it give's me the shit's
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
Haiku # 39890, October 10, 2007 9:09 am ET
by ash
So wheres my invite?
Haiku # 39889, October 9, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39888, October 9, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39887, October 9, 2007 1:41 pm ET
by Will
I'm glad I'm older
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
Haiku # 39886, October 9, 2007 9:48 am ET
by black sheep
What
Haiku # 39885, October 8, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39884, October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Hopes dispersed on the wind
A Tragedy
My plans are a mess

Haiku # 39883, October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing ever works
Outside influence applies
Life gets in the way

Haiku # 39882, October 8, 2007 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39881, October 8, 2007 1:57 pm ET
by Bit depressed
thinking of a lot
clouds, air, feelings happiness
a goal .. a goal.. score
Haiku # 39880, October 7, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by important things now so lame..
Old age and wisdom
Go hand in hand and preventing
You from staying young

Haiku # 39879, October 7, 2007 5:46 am ET
by Peter Pan
you have to grow old
but you don't have to grow up
growing old still sucks
Haiku # 39878, October 7, 2007 3:15 am ET
by ash
dear Big GUy yeah you
Now what?? this lull really bites
and tastes like tofu
Haiku # 39877, October 6, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by whish..whooosh..
somewhere under it
I saw everthing, took notes
NOW i'm really bored
Haiku # 39876, October 6, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by making paper airplanes
I desire vaca (y)
somewhere really quiet and
gentle, smart and strong
Haiku # 39875, October 6, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by *sigh*
I'm a good girl now
Don't drink dont' smoke..just all work
no romance no sex


(at least I can laugh)
Haiku # 39874, October 6, 2007 12:44 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah.. shit
as I get older
I get to realize I have
grown to not like change
Haiku # 39873, October 6, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by black sheep
Tangoing tonight
I hope to be spoilt for choice
Kitty, Michico?

Haiku # 39872, October 6, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
there's something to be
said for company to make
one encouraged here
Haiku # 39871, October 6, 2007 11:42 am ET
by black sheep
Hanging within reach
Glasses aid enlightenment
Lesson for mankind?

Haiku # 39870, October 5, 2007 7:44 pm ET
by William Nippress of We should all see more clearly
Cold night misty fields
Call of night birds out hunting
Ancient senses wake

Haiku # 39869, October 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mistakes are many
If past could be changed, would I?
You can bet I would

Haiku # 39868, October 5, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by Starting from now of working backwards
Curiosity
The one thing all mammals share
In equal manner

Haiku # 39867, October 5, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
like Bukowski but
not as talented or drunk...
I can't stop writing
Haiku # 39866, October 5, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by black sheep, gentian roots
sometimes the past had
events disturbing and lax
seemed like a waste

people were psychopaths
or lost in a world of drugs
I worked with these folks

to see this young man
again, full of nothing fills
me with fear of death

because, some seem as
Hell, already dead and this
is their waiting room
Haiku # 39865, October 5, 2007 12:43 pm ET
by black sheep
"madness" is often
a rebellion against shock
a sense of dread loss
Haiku # 39864, October 5, 2007 12:40 pm ET
by black sheep
I used to be me
a long time ago, but now
I'm someone else I

don't know
Haiku # 39863, October 5, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
Witness to a dream
Locked up inside the madness
Of a girl insane
Haiku # 39862, October 5, 2007 1:24 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
"eff u" he exclaims
"ain't doin shizz fer ur as."
Uhm ..Okay. What's new?
Haiku # 39861, October 5, 2007 12:20 am ET
by Bwahahahaha.. ~and??
looking for Bigfoot
just found Huell Howser instead
no word, his shoe size
Haiku # 39860, October 4, 2007 2:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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