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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
So wheres my invite?
Haiku # 39889 October 9, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39888 October 9, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39887 October 9, 2007 1:41 pm ET
by Will
I'm glad I'm older
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
Haiku # 39886 October 9, 2007 9:48 am ET
by black sheep
What
Haiku # 39885 October 8, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39884 October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Hopes dispersed on the wind
A Tragedy
My plans are a mess

Haiku # 39883 October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing ever works
Outside influence applies
Life gets in the way

Haiku # 39882 October 8, 2007 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39881 October 8, 2007 1:57 pm ET
by Bit depressed
thinking of a lot
clouds, air, feelings happiness
a goal .. a goal.. score
Haiku # 39880 October 7, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by important things now so lame..
Old age and wisdom
Go hand in hand and preventing
You from staying young

Haiku # 39879 October 7, 2007 5:46 am ET
by Peter Pan
you have to grow old
but you don't have to grow up
growing old still sucks
Haiku # 39878 October 7, 2007 3:15 am ET
by ash
dear Big GUy yeah you
Now what?? this lull really bites
and tastes like tofu
Haiku # 39877 October 6, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by whish..whooosh..
somewhere under it
I saw everthing, took notes
NOW i'm really bored
Haiku # 39876 October 6, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by making paper airplanes
I desire vaca (y)
somewhere really quiet and
gentle, smart and strong
Haiku # 39875 October 6, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by *sigh*
I'm a good girl now
Don't drink dont' smoke..just all work
no romance no sex


(at least I can laugh)
Haiku # 39874 October 6, 2007 12:44 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah.. shit
as I get older
I get to realize I have
grown to not like change
Haiku # 39873 October 6, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by black sheep
Tangoing tonight
I hope to be spoilt for choice
Kitty, Michico?

Haiku # 39872 October 6, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
there's something to be
said for company to make
one encouraged here
Haiku # 39871 October 6, 2007 11:42 am ET
by black sheep
Hanging within reach
Glasses aid enlightenment
Lesson for mankind?

Haiku # 39870 October 5, 2007 7:44 pm ET
by William Nippress of We should all see more clearly
Cold night misty fields
Call of night birds out hunting
Ancient senses wake

Haiku # 39869 October 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mistakes are many
If past could be changed, would I?
You can bet I would

Haiku # 39868 October 5, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by Starting from now of working backwards
Curiosity
The one thing all mammals share
In equal manner

Haiku # 39867 October 5, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
like Bukowski but
not as talented or drunk...
I can't stop writing
Haiku # 39866 October 5, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by black sheep, gentian roots
sometimes the past had
events disturbing and lax
seemed like a waste

people were psychopaths
or lost in a world of drugs
I worked with these folks

to see this young man
again, full of nothing fills
me with fear of death

because, some seem as
Hell, already dead and this
is their waiting room
Haiku # 39865 October 5, 2007 12:43 pm ET
by black sheep
"madness" is often
a rebellion against shock
a sense of dread loss
Haiku # 39864 October 5, 2007 12:40 pm ET
by black sheep
I used to be me
a long time ago, but now
I'm someone else I

don't know
Haiku # 39863 October 5, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
Witness to a dream
Locked up inside the madness
Of a girl insane
Haiku # 39862 October 5, 2007 1:24 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
"eff u" he exclaims
"ain't doin shizz fer ur as."
Uhm ..Okay. What's new?
Haiku # 39861 October 5, 2007 12:20 am ET
by Bwahahahaha.. ~and??
looking for Bigfoot
just found Huell Howser instead
no word, his shoe size
Haiku # 39860 October 4, 2007 2:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
A shy little girl
Happy popping pink seed heads
Feeling them explode

In pressing fingers,
Seed surprise delighting her,
Such sprung dispersal,

Didn't see pink lips
Springing surprise towards her,
Woman's eyes, girl's shock

Drawing down the veil,
Lidding blue eyes, flushing cheeks,
Sprung girl dispersal...
Haiku # 39859 October 4, 2007 11:46 am ET
by DPF of popping seed heads
Her lips pulled away
As fast as a surgeons knife
Learning boundaries
Haiku # 39858 October 4, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress of Popping seed heads
Go Rockies go GO
insurance from Holliday
sorry Cole Hamels
Haiku # 39857 October 3, 2007 6:14 pm ET
by sweeet~
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts "to paste"
and sometimes will not

??????????????????/
Haiku # 39856 October 3, 2007 5:15 am ET
by Quosimodo
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts
Haiku # 39855 October 3, 2007 5:11 am ET
by Mystery to me
Swinging from Belfry
He's watching Esmerelda
Oh! The bells the bells
Haiku # 39854 October 3, 2007 5:03 am ET
by Quosimodo of They make you Deaf you know
Swinging from Belfry
He
Haiku # 39853 October 3, 2007 5:00 am ET
by Quosimodo of Notre Dame
It's My Fair Lady
With a little bit of luck
Stanley Holloway
Haiku # 39852 October 3, 2007 4:48 am ET
by Try again
It
Haiku # 39851 October 3, 2007 4:46 am ET
by Clinck of bottles
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I'm so glad for you
Haiku # 39850 October 3, 2007 4:25 am ET
by Why is it missed off? of mystery to me
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I
Haiku # 39849 October 3, 2007 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Down the Valley
bottles clinck timely
a chinly man chimes a tune
tell me what movie
Haiku # 39848 October 3, 2007 2:30 am ET
by rollerskates and rainbow elastic straps
do you love yourself??
mirror mirror, forsaken
graved scared and knowing
Haiku # 39847 October 3, 2007 2:25 am ET
by she looks at you and wants to get high with Ozzy
I used to love her
but I had to kill her oh yeah
..she bitched so much..hmm
Haiku # 39846 October 3, 2007 2:11 am ET
by and the LITTLE boyz sing
none of it is true
followed example only
uh hmm mmm~k right
Haiku # 39845 October 3, 2007 2:07 am ET
by hey what u teachin your babes..??
yeah right she rocks ugh
okay tell me one more time
joan jett..now she's cool
Haiku # 39843 October 3, 2007 2:00 am ET
by you suck plastic balloons because you are in vein..and i have nun
dEAR hENRI HIGGINS
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times
Haiku # 39842 October 3, 2007 1:46 am ET
by got some mascara for that??? you douche head
Lunch, tis last refuge
for this scoundrel anyhow
cocktails and splittails
Haiku # 39841 October 2, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Tecknokoi of Venice Beach
OMG I'M PWNED
USING NETSPEAK CONSTANTLY
O SHIT WTF
Haiku # 39840 October 2, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by PWNED of TEH INTERNETS
Singing my heart songs
Innocence, experience,
Point and counterpoint,

Baroque and folk-like,
Harmony and dissonance
Polka down the stave

This, the key of C,
Sweetly unlocks heart's chambers
Joyful and loving
Haiku # 39839 October 2, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of the heartland