Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

dEAR hENRI HIGGINS
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times
Haiku # 39842, October 3, 2007 1:46 am ET
by got some mascara for that??? you douche head
Lunch, tis last refuge
for this scoundrel anyhow
cocktails and splittails
Haiku # 39841, October 2, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Tecknokoi of Venice Beach
OMG I'M PWNED
USING NETSPEAK CONSTANTLY
O SHIT WTF
Haiku # 39840, October 2, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by PWNED of TEH INTERNETS
Singing my heart songs
Innocence, experience,
Point and counterpoint,

Baroque and folk-like,
Harmony and dissonance
Polka down the stave

This, the key of C,
Sweetly unlocks heart's chambers
Joyful and loving
Haiku # 39839, October 2, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of the heartland
bald eagle fished right
in front of Rogue Jet Mail Boat
awesome, tip your guide
Haiku # 39838, October 2, 2007 1:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sea lion cave, world's
largest, no lions, much fog
still be nine bucks please
Haiku # 39837, October 2, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
why you lie? oh why?
stupid questions do exsist
dealings of the dark
Haiku # 39836, October 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by beauty bush
or egregious
pleasure exalts the spirit
a graceful detail
Haiku # 39835, October 2, 2007 10:16 am ET
by Morbid Angel Ageless, Still I Am
reversal of mind
playing backwards to forward
makes a been there game
Haiku # 39834, October 2, 2007 10:01 am ET
by chippy
sound off, the world is
stranger than fiction, the things
that go on scare me
Haiku # 39833, October 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep of I know i coukld do better but...practice, practice
In open, acute
wounds, granulation tissue
covers. Not epithelium.
Haiku # 39832, September 30, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by K. Doane of Ohio
biting my tongue, bleeds
soon it shall sever from me
and I'll talk no more
Haiku # 39831, September 30, 2007 7:33 pm ET
by going going gone..
lost my treadmill key
ripping apart my house now
things get so misplaced
Haiku # 39830, September 29, 2007 11:36 am ET
by like anyone cares of badmood bitchiness
I'm off, traveling
St Lucia, St Vincent
South Caribbean
Haiku # 39829, September 29, 2007 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Aperntly not just yet?
I
Haiku # 39828, September 29, 2007 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress of Warm Caribbean Christmas
destined for dog days
tko for kbo ?
help save the planet
Haiku # 39827, September 29, 2007 8:07 am ET
by ash (check the linky)
Spruce Goose, in middle
of Oregon, how did it
get there, Howard Huge?
Haiku # 39826, September 27, 2007 4:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh VooDoo Donut
your ginormous glazed, I done
couldn't like finish
Haiku # 39825, September 27, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Man, I pulated!
Revved her, floored her, drove her home,
Auto-matically
Haiku # 39824, September 27, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by car-isma
Manipulated?
Describes a woman or car?
Sleek desirable
Haiku # 39823, September 27, 2007 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Birthplace of the stars
From formless gasses and dust
Formation of mass
Haiku # 39822, September 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought I loved you
jump, desperate attempts fall
I have no idea
Haiku # 39821, September 27, 2007 3:05 am ET
by I am .. ..fee- ling nothing new
my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820, September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
Whatever you choose
Life, not always as you'd like
Serendipity
Haiku # 39819, September 26, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39818, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39817, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
rampant dumbasses
ramblin' toward damascus
without due respect


Haiku # 39816, September 26, 2007 12:28 am ET
by Lush
your thoughts do guide you
child's play and child's growth
a mother's true love
Haiku # 39815, September 25, 2007 9:59 am ET
by hahah..see how your mind works
from my perspective
your obsessions are disease
mine are endearing
Haiku # 39814, September 25, 2007 9:20 am ET
by ash
I make him work hard
he needs that push I know it
smarter then they think
Haiku # 39813, September 24, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by he is just bored as hellxox
then i strapped her in
made sure she was safe and sound
there she went to sleep
Haiku # 39812, September 24, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by because i love her
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811, September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810, September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809, September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808, September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I'm excluded here
Haiku # 39807, September 24, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Is it my fault?
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I
Haiku # 39806, September 24, 2007 6:24 am ET
by Naked lunch
I'm not quite that strong
Please stop this conversation
It goes on and on
Haiku # 39805, September 24, 2007 2:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
things getting stale yet?
like an ole' saltine cracker
I swear so loudly
Haiku # 39796, September 23, 2007 3:03 am ET
by just cause ..sometimes
don't you want my love
baby, i need you tonight
don't you want my love
Haiku # 39795, September 22, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by xoxoxoxox ;)
there's times when the words
flow like water but then stop
well, dam it all, no?
Haiku # 39794, September 22, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
we're not seen face to
face but still words, habits, thoughts
reveal who we are
Haiku # 39793, September 22, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by black sheep
there's something to be
said about isolation
behind a machine

this is what happens to
"zabadooeys", leftovers
of our 1990s, a thing of
a dead past
Haiku # 39792, September 22, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by black sheep
Censorship? Jesus
Get a fucking grip on it
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 39788, September 22, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What was missing is
Past action if its worthy
Censorship is bad
Haiku # 39787, September 22, 2007 8:58 am ET
by I feel put apon
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786, September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785, September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784, September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783, September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782, September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
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