Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811 September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810 September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809 September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808 September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I'm excluded here
Haiku # 39807 September 24, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Is it my fault?
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I
Haiku # 39806 September 24, 2007 6:24 am ET
by Naked lunch
I'm not quite that strong
Please stop this conversation
It goes on and on
Haiku # 39805 September 24, 2007 2:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
things getting stale yet?
like an ole' saltine cracker
I swear so loudly
Haiku # 39796 September 23, 2007 3:03 am ET
by just cause ..sometimes
don't you want my love
baby, i need you tonight
don't you want my love
Haiku # 39795 September 22, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by xoxoxoxox ;)
there's times when the words
flow like water but then stop
well, dam it all, no?
Haiku # 39794 September 22, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
we're not seen face to
face but still words, habits, thoughts
reveal who we are
Haiku # 39793 September 22, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by black sheep
there's something to be
said about isolation
behind a machine

this is what happens to
"zabadooeys", leftovers
of our 1990s, a thing of
a dead past
Haiku # 39792 September 22, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by black sheep
Censorship? Jesus
Get a fucking grip on it
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 39788 September 22, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What was missing is
Past action if its worthy
Censorship is bad
Haiku # 39787 September 22, 2007 8:58 am ET
by I feel put apon
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786 September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785 September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784 September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783 September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782 September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
dropping wants from mind
not so easily achieved
dropping pants is though
Haiku # 39781 September 21, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Strong drink awaits me
Inviting Debauchery
Rock out with cock out
Haiku # 39780 September 21, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
The problem is that
If it normally works well
We keep doing it
Haiku # 39779 September 21, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Naked lunch who is sometimes very rude
upper echelon
top of line perfection
that's, dreams are made of
Haiku # 39778 September 21, 2007 11:46 am ET
by silly FANtasy for fun
so many computers
perhaps it's an addiction
get with the programme
Haiku # 39777 September 21, 2007 7:10 am ET
by ash
morons with agendae
pervade and taint most websites
find some temperance
Haiku # 39776 September 21, 2007 3:31 am ET
by Lush
at Greek festival
wonderful new first for John
bought fifth of Ouzo
Haiku # 39775 September 20, 2007 7:28 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
beach in Malibu
homemade pizza for us two
what's (who's) for dessert?
Haiku # 39774 September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
and while breath remains
spend it counting syllables
twitter in haiku
Haiku # 39773 September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
meetings interrupt
like the sands through the hourglass
so go my brain cells

after my eyes spin
now life smiles on me again
someone brought cheesecake!
Haiku # 39772 September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
public urinal
the Big Dik fairy cometh
extremely best than civil
Haiku # 39771 September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
How about trying
To preview your submissions
Before sending them
Haiku # 39770 September 20, 2007 9:40 am ET
by Janis
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39769 September 20, 2007 6:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39768 September 20, 2007 6:32 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Of 5th attempt
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39767 September 20, 2007 6:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part four
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39766 September 20, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part three
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39765 September 20, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39764 September 20, 2007 6:25 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Part Two
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39763 September 20, 2007 6:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I'm a lunatic
Obsessed with moon phases
Hail, lycanthropy
Haiku # 39762 September 19, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39761 September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39760 September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku
Haiku # 39759 September 19, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Haiku # 39758 September 19, 2007 4:04 am ET
by Still not pasting properly of Funny what censorship can do to our creativity!
belly oh so soft
Below which
Haiku # 39757 September 19, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Still it would not paste of Missed off again
Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39756 September 19, 2007 4:00 am ET
by Missing from the last one
Your inviting lips
With its oh so wicked smile
Just made for kissing

36 inches
Forgotten how long your legs
Just go on an on

Took me forever
To kiss my way to the top
It was fantastic

Your so smooth body
The special smell of your skin
Your cute round bottom

Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39755 September 19, 2007 3:58 am ET
by Naked lunch
florid imagery
and poignant, lyrical prose
are no match for truth
Haiku # 39754 September 19, 2007 1:49 am ET
by Lush
saying a prayer
no, I don't want him to die
I hope he stops soon
Haiku # 39753 September 19, 2007 12:10 am ET
by this is too much
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39752 September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39751 September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush