Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786, September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785, September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784, September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783, September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782, September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
dropping wants from mind
not so easily achieved
dropping pants is though
Haiku # 39781, September 21, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Strong drink awaits me
Inviting Debauchery
Rock out with cock out
Haiku # 39780, September 21, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
The problem is that
If it normally works well
We keep doing it
Haiku # 39779, September 21, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Naked lunch who is sometimes very rude
upper echelon
top of line perfection
that's, dreams are made of
Haiku # 39778, September 21, 2007 11:46 am ET
by silly FANtasy for fun
so many computers
perhaps it's an addiction
get with the programme
Haiku # 39777, September 21, 2007 7:10 am ET
by ash
morons with agendae
pervade and taint most websites
find some temperance
Haiku # 39776, September 21, 2007 3:31 am ET
by Lush
at Greek festival
wonderful new first for John
bought fifth of Ouzo
Haiku # 39775, September 20, 2007 7:28 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
beach in Malibu
homemade pizza for us two
what's (who's) for dessert?
Haiku # 39774, September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
and while breath remains
spend it counting syllables
twitter in haiku
Haiku # 39773, September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
meetings interrupt
like the sands through the hourglass
so go my brain cells

after my eyes spin
now life smiles on me again
someone brought cheesecake!
Haiku # 39772, September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
public urinal
the Big Dik fairy cometh
extremely best than civil
Haiku # 39771, September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
How about trying
To preview your submissions
Before sending them
Haiku # 39770, September 20, 2007 9:40 am ET
by Janis
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39769, September 20, 2007 6:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39768, September 20, 2007 6:32 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Of 5th attempt
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39767, September 20, 2007 6:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part four
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39766, September 20, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part three
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39765, September 20, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39764, September 20, 2007 6:25 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Part Two
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39763, September 20, 2007 6:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I'm a lunatic
Obsessed with moon phases
Hail, lycanthropy
Haiku # 39762, September 19, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39761, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39760, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku
Haiku # 39759, September 19, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Haiku # 39758, September 19, 2007 4:04 am ET
by Still not pasting properly of Funny what censorship can do to our creativity!
belly oh so soft
Below which
Haiku # 39757, September 19, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Still it would not paste of Missed off again
Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39756, September 19, 2007 4:00 am ET
by Missing from the last one
Your inviting lips
With its oh so wicked smile
Just made for kissing

36 inches
Forgotten how long your legs
Just go on an on

Took me forever
To kiss my way to the top
It was fantastic

Your so smooth body
The special smell of your skin
Your cute round bottom

Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39755, September 19, 2007 3:58 am ET
by Naked lunch
florid imagery
and poignant, lyrical prose
are no match for truth
Haiku # 39754, September 19, 2007 1:49 am ET
by Lush
saying a prayer
no, I don't want him to die
I hope he stops soon
Haiku # 39753, September 19, 2007 12:10 am ET
by this is too much
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39752, September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39751, September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush
horrid termagent
and a strident harridan
damn, one wretched shrew
Haiku # 39750, September 18, 2007 3:31 am ET
by lush
my pants have these holes
these shoes look about the same
and they kinda stink
Haiku # 39749, September 17, 2007 11:39 pm ET
by a haypenny will do
Wanna write rock songs
That appear in car adverts
'Cause I'm an asshole
Haiku # 39748, September 17, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by Lush
ysilly foolish friends
nothing I share on here is
about others here:

Haiku # 39747, September 16, 2007 8:20 pm ET
by minding my own business bout Marge
oh men how shallow
egos contesting egos....
dull, boring, senseless
Haiku # 39746, September 16, 2007 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how can I use this
advantage presents itself
Oh how I love thee
Haiku # 39745, September 16, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by tickle me elmo
Missed off twice

not good
Haiku # 39743, September 16, 2007 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39742, September 16, 2007 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39741, September 16, 2007 9:10 am ET
by Naked lunch
Beauty of the word
I applaud with mannered smile
could stay awhile
Haiku # 39740, September 15, 2007 10:54 pm ET
by Oh Marge
To deny ones nature
To keep hidden ones desires
Very very bad for you
Haiku # 39737, September 15, 2007 3:52 am ET
by Naked lunch
Dear Bill, I say hi
man what is up these good days?
how much did you share?

everybody
you will use one notebook now
to record all things

you don't mind blindly
sharing all your private things
ALL OF IT he sees

sexy strange new dance
naked you all are..but not
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 39736, September 15, 2007 12:45 am ET
by where the real power is
I have underwear
cotton,silk,patterns,colors
they feel so sexy
Haiku # 39735, September 14, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by I feel like a woman
still the chicken need
to be fed for the farms feed
this nation's fast foodies
Haiku # 39734, September 14, 2007 11:28 am ET
by black sheep
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