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Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39742, September 16, 2007 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39741, September 16, 2007 9:10 am ET
by Naked lunch
Beauty of the word
I applaud with mannered smile
could stay awhile
Haiku # 39740, September 15, 2007 10:54 pm ET
by Oh Marge
To deny ones nature
To keep hidden ones desires
Very very bad for you
Haiku # 39737, September 15, 2007 3:52 am ET
by Naked lunch
Dear Bill, I say hi
man what is up these good days?
how much did you share?

everybody
you will use one notebook now
to record all things

you don't mind blindly
sharing all your private things
ALL OF IT he sees

sexy strange new dance
naked you all are..but not
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 39736, September 15, 2007 12:45 am ET
by where the real power is
I have underwear
cotton,silk,patterns,colors
they feel so sexy
Haiku # 39735, September 14, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by I feel like a woman
still the chicken need
to be fed for the farms feed
this nation's fast foodies
Haiku # 39734, September 14, 2007 11:28 am ET
by black sheep
married or single?
What's your title? Mrs? Ms?
The form wants so much...

Hey, what's it to you?
A man is only Mr
Denoting just male,

Not age or status
Or marriagability.
Miss, Mrs or Ms?
Haiku # 39733, September 14, 2007 8:14 am ET
by challenge secret sexism of everywhere
Oh woman of dreams
To deny my desire
So wantonly cruel
Haiku # 39732, September 14, 2007 5:14 am ET
by Naked lunch
it's like they do say
everything changes quickly
and I'm almost home
Haiku # 39729, September 13, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by breathing
inhale of a man
strongest greenest eyes of all
his face close to mine
Haiku # 39728, September 13, 2007 12:07 pm ET
by OH MY GOD!!!!
Take it Long and slow

I will kiss your mouth
Run my lips down to your breast
Gently nibbling

Your brown auroras
Circling round your nipples
Gently nibbling

Your erect nipples
Soft but firm between my teeth
Gently nibbling

You
Haiku # 39727, September 13, 2007 11:56 am ET
by For FAB from Naked lunch
Isn
Haiku # 39726, September 13, 2007 10:32 am ET
by Naked lunch
Desolace kicks ass,
collect shellfish for the win.
I will have my mount.
Haiku # 39725, September 12, 2007 5:05 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Kodo Graveyard
less than the outside
looking deep inside my life
some vast emptiness
Haiku # 39724, September 12, 2007 5:24 am ET
by ash
smile for mother
so she can love only love
a new happiness
Haiku # 39723, September 11, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by i am telling you what
let tangles work out
a hug a yell scream or shout
cries open and feel
Haiku # 39722, September 11, 2007 2:47 pm ET
by there
Autumn leaves
Summers dew
for winters frost
Haiku # 39721, September 10, 2007 10:05 pm ET
by knightphire
I wanted for you
something just to let you know
to heart, you are GREAT
Haiku # 39720, September 10, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by no tattoos, no tattoos, no tattoos
litter on the road
why are all the cans Bud Light?
did not run me down
Haiku # 39719, September 10, 2007 8:02 am ET
by Darn
Iceberg dust
Haiku # 39718, September 10, 2007 12:01 am ET
by knightphire of usa
Salty tears of
Democracy
Dying
Haiku # 39717, September 9, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by knightphire
I am told the wild
becomes tomorrows mild if
one gives it some time
Haiku # 39716, September 9, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by black sheep
one blows me windy
not a face to place with this dream
only AKA
Haiku # 39715, September 9, 2007 3:27 am ET
by yes i love what you write (gr)
could be worst nightmare
then greatest accomplishment
so that's what I've heard
Haiku # 39714, September 8, 2007 10:24 pm ET
by whistles and walks away
interesting thoughts
Kwatinetz has a Firm grasp
on Merry go Round
Haiku # 39713, September 8, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by oh
closing her eyes now
there is solitude and peace
just for this moment
Haiku # 39712, September 8, 2007 3:39 pm ET
by letting go was never so good
anticipation
blue sky, sunshine and cycling-
tomorrow will do
Haiku # 39711, September 8, 2007 2:51 pm ET
by Darn
hot rods and sport cars
squealing clouds of hazy blue smoke
someone young passed on
Haiku # 39710, September 7, 2007 3:11 pm ET
by Darn
In the updraft of
spent euphoric emotions
they burneth the man
Haiku # 39709, September 7, 2007 2:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
crunch goes the snow
enlightened
to breakfast cereal i go
Haiku # 39708, September 7, 2007 10:47 am ET
by Hal of North Carolina
Skull screaming fire
It
Haiku # 39707, September 7, 2007 6:47 am ET
by Migraine Chick
strawberries n cream
dark chocolate tastes so sweet
heaven sent ..my wish
Haiku # 39706, September 6, 2007 11:58 pm ET
by ..... ~*
and it does so come
form the unlikeliest place
and I do thank you

the one of great light
I want to blow you this kiss
you are patient love XoXoXo
Haiku # 39705, September 6, 2007 11:56 pm ET
by fluffy clouds and right straight
sky threatens an event
leaves and branches form a sea
mostly sounds of-fans
Haiku # 39704, September 6, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Darn
seasons of wither
a collective sigh into
up and downs today
Haiku # 39703, September 5, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by esz ahwright
girl: no arms or legs
cries out "I've never been @#$%ed!"
boy: throws her in lake
Haiku # 39702, September 5, 2007 8:55 pm ET
by now you are @#$#%ed
to believe in love
romance, hand holding and care
is just a BIG JOKE
Haiku # 39701, September 5, 2007 8:23 pm ET
by thanks for sealing that coffin for me..now I can get back to reality
Juuuhst great.. harrassment
hey bitch, gonna gimme some
2 minute bill due

Haiku # 39700, September 5, 2007 8:22 pm ET
by a whore needs a home
a cozy cabin
far far away with a lake
sounds so good right now
Haiku # 39699, September 5, 2007 8:18 pm ET
by this one time..at band camp
hey I got a plan
you should marry Britney Spears
that'll stir the pot
Haiku # 39698, September 5, 2007 8:16 pm ET
by a squared plus b squared equals...pizza
elmer fudd the man
big head but very quiet
in the end BUGS ruled
Haiku # 39697, September 5, 2007 8:04 pm ET
by are we talking world end or a friggin rabbit here???..
wait a minute here
a pool of blood is messy
try: apply pressure
Haiku # 39696, September 5, 2007 7:45 pm ET
by your prediction unfolds
tomorrow I'll see
my smile could be so tinsled
he'll shout "ALL ABOARD"
Haiku # 39695, September 5, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by moving right along..if it makes you feel better
"psyche" would be so cool
even better when they fly
that dream car of mine
Haiku # 39694, September 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by write this down...
Sorry for your pain
Forgive my winding you up
But try not to hate

Man is good although
The world is so full of hate
So why add to it

Find your inner strength
Then give some time to others
Your experience

The answer is not
At the bottom of the glass
Just problems delayed

From the lessons learnt
You are the world
Haiku # 39693, September 5, 2007 6:17 pm ET
by VERY SORRY
Vault and Mountain Dew
I think, what ever happened
to Mellow Yellow?
Haiku # 39692, September 5, 2007 1:17 pm ET
by Darn
manic depressive,
gay, native american,
drunk. How might i hate?
Haiku # 39691, September 5, 2007 2:28 am ET
by Lush
Porous and perforce
Skin color arbitrary
Whereas brilliance rare
Haiku # 39690, September 5, 2007 2:21 am ET
by Lush
in geometry
"ball" implies a spheroid, not
fetal position
Haiku # 39689, September 5, 2007 2:16 am ET
by Lush
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