Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

strawberries n cream
dark chocolate tastes so sweet
heaven sent ..my wish
Haiku # 39706, September 6, 2007 11:58 pm ET
by ..... ~*
and it does so come
form the unlikeliest place
and I do thank you

the one of great light
I want to blow you this kiss
you are patient love XoXoXo
Haiku # 39705, September 6, 2007 11:56 pm ET
by fluffy clouds and right straight
sky threatens an event
leaves and branches form a sea
mostly sounds of-fans
Haiku # 39704, September 6, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Darn
seasons of wither
a collective sigh into
up and downs today
Haiku # 39703, September 5, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by esz ahwright
girl: no arms or legs
cries out "I've never been @#$%ed!"
boy: throws her in lake
Haiku # 39702, September 5, 2007 8:55 pm ET
by now you are @#$#%ed
to believe in love
romance, hand holding and care
is just a BIG JOKE
Haiku # 39701, September 5, 2007 8:23 pm ET
by thanks for sealing that coffin for me..now I can get back to reality
Juuuhst great.. harrassment
hey bitch, gonna gimme some
2 minute bill due

Haiku # 39700, September 5, 2007 8:22 pm ET
by a whore needs a home
a cozy cabin
far far away with a lake
sounds so good right now
Haiku # 39699, September 5, 2007 8:18 pm ET
by this one time..at band camp
hey I got a plan
you should marry Britney Spears
that'll stir the pot
Haiku # 39698, September 5, 2007 8:16 pm ET
by a squared plus b squared equals...pizza
elmer fudd the man
big head but very quiet
in the end BUGS ruled
Haiku # 39697, September 5, 2007 8:04 pm ET
by are we talking world end or a friggin rabbit here???..
wait a minute here
a pool of blood is messy
try: apply pressure
Haiku # 39696, September 5, 2007 7:45 pm ET
by your prediction unfolds
tomorrow I'll see
my smile could be so tinsled
he'll shout "ALL ABOARD"
Haiku # 39695, September 5, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by moving right along..if it makes you feel better
"psyche" would be so cool
even better when they fly
that dream car of mine
Haiku # 39694, September 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by write this down...
Sorry for your pain
Forgive my winding you up
But try not to hate

Man is good although
The world is so full of hate
So why add to it

Find your inner strength
Then give some time to others
Your experience

The answer is not
At the bottom of the glass
Just problems delayed

From the lessons learnt
You are the world
Haiku # 39693, September 5, 2007 6:17 pm ET
by VERY SORRY
Vault and Mountain Dew
I think, what ever happened
to Mellow Yellow?
Haiku # 39692, September 5, 2007 1:17 pm ET
by Darn
manic depressive,
gay, native american,
drunk. How might i hate?
Haiku # 39691, September 5, 2007 2:28 am ET
by Lush
Porous and perforce
Skin color arbitrary
Whereas brilliance rare
Haiku # 39690, September 5, 2007 2:21 am ET
by Lush
in geometry
"ball" implies a spheroid, not
fetal position
Haiku # 39689, September 5, 2007 2:16 am ET
by Lush
your definition:
"ball" as intransitive verb
is obscure and weak
Haiku # 39688, September 5, 2007 2:11 am ET
by Lush
I'm forced to wonder
Does this clown ever refrain?
My hatred was feigned
Haiku # 39687, September 5, 2007 2:09 am ET
by Lush
Cycling by fruit trees
I used to stop for a snack-
Now a nature break.
Haiku # 39686, September 4, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Darn
all of a sudden
slumber wrestles with feathers
a good sleep stirs here
Haiku # 39685, September 4, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wind blushed skin Shivers
Foretaste of cold autumn winds
Sun streaked clouds drift by
Haiku # 39684, September 4, 2007 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
when a star burns out
do you think it's heart goes on
YES!!! all those wishes ~*
Haiku # 39683, September 3, 2007 11:43 am ET
by cannot help it..xoxoxo
they come and go, words
wander, thoughts process, and flash
like star birth, and stars death
Haiku # 39682, September 3, 2007 10:57 am ET
by Nebula
wander of the ten
what did he think about then
the war was over
Haiku # 39681, September 2, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Odysseus
See your wrong again
To
Haiku # 39680, September 2, 2007 4:54 am ET
by To hate is a childish thing
human hue and cry
a protest of wine reason
feet smash with passion
Haiku # 39679, September 2, 2007 4:36 am ET
by ............... . . . . . . . . . . . ..;(
by "ball" you mean "bawl"
coupled with cry, redundant
read your Strunk & White
Haiku # 39678, September 1, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Lush
my judgments fiction
yours genuine and feeble
piteous pity
Haiku # 39677, September 1, 2007 9:11 pm ET
by Lush
your pedestal reeks
you are no grammarian
you're an abject ass
Haiku # 39676, September 1, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by Lush
butterflies and frogs
make statements to chew upon
legs and wings with rice
Haiku # 39675, September 1, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by means nothing
By the way the Moon
It is a Simpsons yellow
And very pock marked
Haiku # 39674, September 1, 2007 7:33 am ET
by You must be so ugly
Your upset aren
Haiku # 39673, September 1, 2007 7:22 am ET
by Amerenglish lesson not needed
it's an addiction
but at least it's a cheap one
how appropriate
Haiku # 39672, September 1, 2007 5:16 am ET
by ash
connection rainbow
rejection's okay by means
in search of the truth
Haiku # 39671, September 1, 2007 4:32 am ET
by happens for a reason
Oh, and by the way
The contraction of "you are"
Is spelled this way: "you're
Haiku # 39670, August 30, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Lush of Ivory Tower
Happy that poseurs
Who wince upon a prodding
Missed out on the jest
Haiku # 39669, August 30, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by Lush
IQ 1-8-2
With a post-grad diploma
Testing bound'ries, ass
Haiku # 39668, August 30, 2007 10:38 pm ET
by Lush of Manhattan, neck pale as the moon
So now you tell me
Is that hate or prejudice?
Or just common sense
Haiku # 39656, August 30, 2007 5:26 am ET
by Your first lesson
Drunks and drug Addict
Womanisers and Liars
Fraudsters and cheats

Grocers and pressmen
Peanut farmers and actors
Draft dodgers and cons
Haiku # 39655, August 30, 2007 5:22 am ET
by Would you vote for any of these?
All over the world
Irish are thought stupid
They
Haiku # 39654, August 30, 2007 4:48 am ET
by God save America! How True!
Say you hate humans
You hate those you do not know
It
Haiku # 39653, August 30, 2007 4:40 am ET
by Long live the dominions
so long as hatred
doth remain universal
'tis not offensive
Haiku # 39652, August 30, 2007 4:11 am ET
by lush
more L-O-Quacious
whilst perhaps less eloquent
drunk as a bishop
Haiku # 39649, August 29, 2007 8:32 pm ET
by Lush
on the thin streets of
Montreal, apparitions
of past and next played
Haiku # 39648, August 28, 2007 6:15 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jersey
a shadow floats by
always good, sometimes better
the moon turns copper
Haiku # 39647, August 28, 2007 8:21 am ET
by ash
wha he masturbates
screaming someone else's name
oh how refreshing
Haiku # 39646, August 26, 2007 3:12 pm ET
by funny web comic
Arthur I love you
we can make believe always
there is no matter
Haiku # 39645, August 26, 2007 1:47 am ET
by my make believe happiness
In the phase written
colored knowledge salted pure
drama free from care
Haiku # 39642, August 25, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by devolution
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