Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
litter on the road
why are all the cans Bud Light?
did not run me down
Haiku # 39719 September 10, 2007 8:02 am ET
by Darn
Iceberg dust
Haiku # 39718 September 10, 2007 12:01 am ET
by knightphire of usa
Salty tears of
Democracy
Dying
Haiku # 39717 September 9, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by knightphire
I am told the wild
becomes tomorrows mild if
one gives it some time
Haiku # 39716 September 9, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by black sheep
one blows me windy
not a face to place with this dream
only AKA
Haiku # 39715 September 9, 2007 3:27 am ET
by yes i love what you write (gr)
could be worst nightmare
then greatest accomplishment
so that's what I've heard
Haiku # 39714 September 8, 2007 10:24 pm ET
by whistles and walks away
interesting thoughts
Kwatinetz has a Firm grasp
on Merry go Round
Haiku # 39713 September 8, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by oh
closing her eyes now
there is solitude and peace
just for this moment
Haiku # 39712 September 8, 2007 3:39 pm ET
by letting go was never so good
anticipation
blue sky, sunshine and cycling-
tomorrow will do
Haiku # 39711 September 8, 2007 2:51 pm ET
by Darn
hot rods and sport cars
squealing clouds of hazy blue smoke
someone young passed on
Haiku # 39710 September 7, 2007 3:11 pm ET
by Darn
In the updraft of
spent euphoric emotions
they burneth the man
Haiku # 39709 September 7, 2007 2:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
crunch goes the snow
enlightened
to breakfast cereal i go
Haiku # 39708 September 7, 2007 10:47 am ET
by Hal of North Carolina
Skull screaming fire
It
Haiku # 39707 September 7, 2007 6:47 am ET
by Migraine Chick
strawberries n cream
dark chocolate tastes so sweet
heaven sent ..my wish
Haiku # 39706 September 6, 2007 11:58 pm ET
by ..... ~*
and it does so come
form the unlikeliest place
and I do thank you

the one of great light
I want to blow you this kiss
you are patient love XoXoXo
Haiku # 39705 September 6, 2007 11:56 pm ET
by fluffy clouds and right straight
sky threatens an event
leaves and branches form a sea
mostly sounds of-fans
Haiku # 39704 September 6, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Darn
seasons of wither
a collective sigh into
up and downs today
Haiku # 39703 September 5, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by esz ahwright
girl: no arms or legs
cries out "I've never been @#$%ed!"
boy: throws her in lake
Haiku # 39702 September 5, 2007 8:55 pm ET
by now you are @#$#%ed
to believe in love
romance, hand holding and care
is just a BIG JOKE
Haiku # 39701 September 5, 2007 8:23 pm ET
by thanks for sealing that coffin for me..now I can get back to reality
Juuuhst great.. harrassment
hey bitch, gonna gimme some
2 minute bill due

Haiku # 39700 September 5, 2007 8:22 pm ET
by a whore needs a home
a cozy cabin
far far away with a lake
sounds so good right now
Haiku # 39699 September 5, 2007 8:18 pm ET
by this one time..at band camp
hey I got a plan
you should marry Britney Spears
that'll stir the pot
Haiku # 39698 September 5, 2007 8:16 pm ET
by a squared plus b squared equals...pizza
elmer fudd the man
big head but very quiet
in the end BUGS ruled
Haiku # 39697 September 5, 2007 8:04 pm ET
by are we talking world end or a friggin rabbit here???..
wait a minute here
a pool of blood is messy
try: apply pressure
Haiku # 39696 September 5, 2007 7:45 pm ET
by your prediction unfolds
tomorrow I'll see
my smile could be so tinsled
he'll shout "ALL ABOARD"
Haiku # 39695 September 5, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by moving right along..if it makes you feel better
"psyche" would be so cool
even better when they fly
that dream car of mine
Haiku # 39694 September 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by write this down...
Sorry for your pain
Forgive my winding you up
But try not to hate

Man is good although
The world is so full of hate
So why add to it

Find your inner strength
Then give some time to others
Your experience

The answer is not
At the bottom of the glass
Just problems delayed

From the lessons learnt
You are the world
Haiku # 39693 September 5, 2007 6:17 pm ET
by VERY SORRY
Vault and Mountain Dew
I think, what ever happened
to Mellow Yellow?
Haiku # 39692 September 5, 2007 1:17 pm ET
by Darn
manic depressive,
gay, native american,
drunk. How might i hate?
Haiku # 39691 September 5, 2007 2:28 am ET
by Lush
Porous and perforce
Skin color arbitrary
Whereas brilliance rare
Haiku # 39690 September 5, 2007 2:21 am ET
by Lush
in geometry
"ball" implies a spheroid, not
fetal position
Haiku # 39689 September 5, 2007 2:16 am ET
by Lush
your definition:
"ball" as intransitive verb
is obscure and weak
Haiku # 39688 September 5, 2007 2:11 am ET
by Lush
I'm forced to wonder
Does this clown ever refrain?
My hatred was feigned
Haiku # 39687 September 5, 2007 2:09 am ET
by Lush
Cycling by fruit trees
I used to stop for a snack-
Now a nature break.
Haiku # 39686 September 4, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Darn
all of a sudden
slumber wrestles with feathers
a good sleep stirs here
Haiku # 39685 September 4, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wind blushed skin Shivers
Foretaste of cold autumn winds
Sun streaked clouds drift by
Haiku # 39684 September 4, 2007 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
when a star burns out
do you think it's heart goes on
YES!!! all those wishes ~*
Haiku # 39683 September 3, 2007 11:43 am ET
by cannot help it..xoxoxo
they come and go, words
wander, thoughts process, and flash
like star birth, and stars death
Haiku # 39682 September 3, 2007 10:57 am ET
by Nebula
wander of the ten
what did he think about then
the war was over
Haiku # 39681 September 2, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Odysseus
See your wrong again
To
Haiku # 39680 September 2, 2007 4:54 am ET
by To hate is a childish thing
human hue and cry
a protest of wine reason
feet smash with passion
Haiku # 39679 September 2, 2007 4:36 am ET
by ............... . . . . . . . . . . . ..;(
by "ball" you mean "bawl"
coupled with cry, redundant
read your Strunk & White
Haiku # 39678 September 1, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Lush
my judgments fiction
yours genuine and feeble
piteous pity
Haiku # 39677 September 1, 2007 9:11 pm ET
by Lush
your pedestal reeks
you are no grammarian
you're an abject ass
Haiku # 39676 September 1, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by Lush
butterflies and frogs
make statements to chew upon
legs and wings with rice
Haiku # 39675 September 1, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by means nothing
By the way the Moon
It is a Simpsons yellow
And very pock marked
Haiku # 39674 September 1, 2007 7:33 am ET
by You must be so ugly
Your upset aren
Haiku # 39673 September 1, 2007 7:22 am ET
by Amerenglish lesson not needed
it's an addiction
but at least it's a cheap one
how appropriate
Haiku # 39672 September 1, 2007 5:16 am ET
by ash
connection rainbow
rejection's okay by means
in search of the truth
Haiku # 39671 September 1, 2007 4:32 am ET
by happens for a reason
Oh, and by the way
The contraction of "you are"
Is spelled this way: "you're
Haiku # 39670 August 30, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Lush of Ivory Tower