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Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39768, September 20, 2007 6:32 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Of 5th attempt
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39767, September 20, 2007 6:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part four
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39766, September 20, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part three
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39765, September 20, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39764, September 20, 2007 6:25 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Part Two
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39763, September 20, 2007 6:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I'm a lunatic
Obsessed with moon phases
Hail, lycanthropy
Haiku # 39762, September 19, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39761, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39760, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku
Haiku # 39759, September 19, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Haiku # 39758, September 19, 2007 4:04 am ET
by Still not pasting properly of Funny what censorship can do to our creativity!
belly oh so soft
Below which
Haiku # 39757, September 19, 2007 4:01 am ET
by Still it would not paste of Missed off again
Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39756, September 19, 2007 4:00 am ET
by Missing from the last one
Your inviting lips
With its oh so wicked smile
Just made for kissing

36 inches
Forgotten how long your legs
Just go on an on

Took me forever
To kiss my way to the top
It was fantastic

Your so smooth body
The special smell of your skin
Your cute round bottom

Standing proud firm breasts
Woman
Haiku # 39755, September 19, 2007 3:58 am ET
by Naked lunch
florid imagery
and poignant, lyrical prose
are no match for truth
Haiku # 39754, September 19, 2007 1:49 am ET
by Lush
saying a prayer
no, I don't want him to die
I hope he stops soon
Haiku # 39753, September 19, 2007 12:10 am ET
by this is too much
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39752, September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush
scrotal reddening
thighs clasped, herculean force
vascular spheroids
Haiku # 39751, September 18, 2007 3:36 am ET
by Lush
horrid termagent
and a strident harridan
damn, one wretched shrew
Haiku # 39750, September 18, 2007 3:31 am ET
by lush
my pants have these holes
these shoes look about the same
and they kinda stink
Haiku # 39749, September 17, 2007 11:39 pm ET
by a haypenny will do
Wanna write rock songs
That appear in car adverts
'Cause I'm an asshole
Haiku # 39748, September 17, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by Lush
ysilly foolish friends
nothing I share on here is
about others here:

Haiku # 39747, September 16, 2007 8:20 pm ET
by minding my own business bout Marge
oh men how shallow
egos contesting egos....
dull, boring, senseless
Haiku # 39746, September 16, 2007 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how can I use this
advantage presents itself
Oh how I love thee
Haiku # 39745, September 16, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by tickle me elmo
Missed off twice

not good
Haiku # 39743, September 16, 2007 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39742, September 16, 2007 9:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corruption by words?
Porn is acceptable now
Top shelf is far worse

You take off my words
You can if you wish, but you know
Censorship
Haiku # 39741, September 16, 2007 9:10 am ET
by Naked lunch
Beauty of the word
I applaud with mannered smile
could stay awhile
Haiku # 39740, September 15, 2007 10:54 pm ET
by Oh Marge
To deny ones nature
To keep hidden ones desires
Very very bad for you
Haiku # 39737, September 15, 2007 3:52 am ET
by Naked lunch
Dear Bill, I say hi
man what is up these good days?
how much did you share?

everybody
you will use one notebook now
to record all things

you don't mind blindly
sharing all your private things
ALL OF IT he sees

sexy strange new dance
naked you all are..but not
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 39736, September 15, 2007 12:45 am ET
by where the real power is
I have underwear
cotton,silk,patterns,colors
they feel so sexy
Haiku # 39735, September 14, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by I feel like a woman
still the chicken need
to be fed for the farms feed
this nation's fast foodies
Haiku # 39734, September 14, 2007 11:28 am ET
by black sheep
married or single?
What's your title? Mrs? Ms?
The form wants so much...

Hey, what's it to you?
A man is only Mr
Denoting just male,

Not age or status
Or marriagability.
Miss, Mrs or Ms?
Haiku # 39733, September 14, 2007 8:14 am ET
by challenge secret sexism of everywhere
Oh woman of dreams
To deny my desire
So wantonly cruel
Haiku # 39732, September 14, 2007 5:14 am ET
by Naked lunch
it's like they do say
everything changes quickly
and I'm almost home
Haiku # 39729, September 13, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by breathing
inhale of a man
strongest greenest eyes of all
his face close to mine
Haiku # 39728, September 13, 2007 12:07 pm ET
by OH MY GOD!!!!
Take it Long and slow

I will kiss your mouth
Run my lips down to your breast
Gently nibbling

Your brown auroras
Circling round your nipples
Gently nibbling

Your erect nipples
Soft but firm between my teeth
Gently nibbling

You
Haiku # 39727, September 13, 2007 11:56 am ET
by For FAB from Naked lunch
Isn
Haiku # 39726, September 13, 2007 10:32 am ET
by Naked lunch
Desolace kicks ass,
collect shellfish for the win.
I will have my mount.
Haiku # 39725, September 12, 2007 5:05 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Kodo Graveyard
less than the outside
looking deep inside my life
some vast emptiness
Haiku # 39724, September 12, 2007 5:24 am ET
by ash
smile for mother
so she can love only love
a new happiness
Haiku # 39723, September 11, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by i am telling you what
let tangles work out
a hug a yell scream or shout
cries open and feel
Haiku # 39722, September 11, 2007 2:47 pm ET
by there
Autumn leaves
Summers dew
for winters frost
Haiku # 39721, September 10, 2007 10:05 pm ET
by knightphire
I wanted for you
something just to let you know
to heart, you are GREAT
Haiku # 39720, September 10, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by no tattoos, no tattoos, no tattoos
litter on the road
why are all the cans Bud Light?
did not run me down
Haiku # 39719, September 10, 2007 8:02 am ET
by Darn
Iceberg dust
Haiku # 39718, September 10, 2007 12:01 am ET
by knightphire of usa
Salty tears of
Democracy
Dying
Haiku # 39717, September 9, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by knightphire
I am told the wild
becomes tomorrows mild if
one gives it some time
Haiku # 39716, September 9, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by black sheep
one blows me windy
not a face to place with this dream
only AKA
Haiku # 39715, September 9, 2007 3:27 am ET
by yes i love what you write (gr)
could be worst nightmare
then greatest accomplishment
so that's what I've heard
Haiku # 39714, September 8, 2007 10:24 pm ET
by whistles and walks away
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