Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820, September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
Whatever you choose
Life, not always as you'd like
Serendipity
Haiku # 39819, September 26, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39818, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39817, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
rampant dumbasses
ramblin' toward damascus
without due respect


Haiku # 39816, September 26, 2007 12:28 am ET
by Lush
your thoughts do guide you
child's play and child's growth
a mother's true love
Haiku # 39815, September 25, 2007 9:59 am ET
by hahah..see how your mind works
from my perspective
your obsessions are disease
mine are endearing
Haiku # 39814, September 25, 2007 9:20 am ET
by ash
I make him work hard
he needs that push I know it
smarter then they think
Haiku # 39813, September 24, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by he is just bored as hellxox
then i strapped her in
made sure she was safe and sound
there she went to sleep
Haiku # 39812, September 24, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by because i love her
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811, September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810, September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809, September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808, September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I'm excluded here
Haiku # 39807, September 24, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Is it my fault?
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I
Haiku # 39806, September 24, 2007 6:24 am ET
by Naked lunch
I'm not quite that strong
Please stop this conversation
It goes on and on
Haiku # 39805, September 24, 2007 2:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
things getting stale yet?
like an ole' saltine cracker
I swear so loudly
Haiku # 39796, September 23, 2007 3:03 am ET
by just cause ..sometimes
don't you want my love
baby, i need you tonight
don't you want my love
Haiku # 39795, September 22, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by xoxoxoxox ;)
there's times when the words
flow like water but then stop
well, dam it all, no?
Haiku # 39794, September 22, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
we're not seen face to
face but still words, habits, thoughts
reveal who we are
Haiku # 39793, September 22, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by black sheep
there's something to be
said about isolation
behind a machine

this is what happens to
"zabadooeys", leftovers
of our 1990s, a thing of
a dead past
Haiku # 39792, September 22, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by black sheep
Censorship? Jesus
Get a fucking grip on it
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 39788, September 22, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What was missing is
Past action if its worthy
Censorship is bad
Haiku # 39787, September 22, 2007 8:58 am ET
by I feel put apon
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786, September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785, September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784, September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783, September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782, September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
dropping wants from mind
not so easily achieved
dropping pants is though
Haiku # 39781, September 21, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Strong drink awaits me
Inviting Debauchery
Rock out with cock out
Haiku # 39780, September 21, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
The problem is that
If it normally works well
We keep doing it
Haiku # 39779, September 21, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Naked lunch who is sometimes very rude
upper echelon
top of line perfection
that's, dreams are made of
Haiku # 39778, September 21, 2007 11:46 am ET
by silly FANtasy for fun
so many computers
perhaps it's an addiction
get with the programme
Haiku # 39777, September 21, 2007 7:10 am ET
by ash
morons with agendae
pervade and taint most websites
find some temperance
Haiku # 39776, September 21, 2007 3:31 am ET
by Lush
at Greek festival
wonderful new first for John
bought fifth of Ouzo
Haiku # 39775, September 20, 2007 7:28 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
beach in Malibu
homemade pizza for us two
what's (who's) for dessert?
Haiku # 39774, September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
and while breath remains
spend it counting syllables
twitter in haiku
Haiku # 39773, September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
meetings interrupt
like the sands through the hourglass
so go my brain cells

after my eyes spin
now life smiles on me again
someone brought cheesecake!
Haiku # 39772, September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
public urinal
the Big Dik fairy cometh
extremely best than civil
Haiku # 39771, September 20, 2007 7:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
How about trying
To preview your submissions
Before sending them
Haiku # 39770, September 20, 2007 9:40 am ET
by Janis
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39769, September 20, 2007 6:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39768, September 20, 2007 6:32 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Of 5th attempt
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39767, September 20, 2007 6:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part four
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39766, September 20, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Part three
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39765, September 20, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39764, September 20, 2007 6:25 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Part Two
Around me she turns
I smoothly move my partner
Within close embrace

Dance is so sensual
To hold a woman
Haiku # 39763, September 20, 2007 6:23 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I'm a lunatic
Obsessed with moon phases
Hail, lycanthropy
Haiku # 39762, September 19, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39761, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
Incomplete Haiku's
Frustration at words denied
They would then make sense
Haiku # 39760, September 19, 2007 12:51 pm ET
by Naked lunch
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