Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Hanging within reach
Glasses aid enlightenment
Lesson for mankind?

Haiku # 39870, October 5, 2007 7:44 pm ET
by William Nippress of We should all see more clearly
Cold night misty fields
Call of night birds out hunting
Ancient senses wake

Haiku # 39869, October 5, 2007 7:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mistakes are many
If past could be changed, would I?
You can bet I would

Haiku # 39868, October 5, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by Starting from now of working backwards
Curiosity
The one thing all mammals share
In equal manner

Haiku # 39867, October 5, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
like Bukowski but
not as talented or drunk...
I can't stop writing
Haiku # 39866, October 5, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by black sheep, gentian roots
sometimes the past had
events disturbing and lax
seemed like a waste

people were psychopaths
or lost in a world of drugs
I worked with these folks

to see this young man
again, full of nothing fills
me with fear of death

because, some seem as
Hell, already dead and this
is their waiting room
Haiku # 39865, October 5, 2007 12:43 pm ET
by black sheep
"madness" is often
a rebellion against shock
a sense of dread loss
Haiku # 39864, October 5, 2007 12:40 pm ET
by black sheep
I used to be me
a long time ago, but now
I'm someone else I

don't know
Haiku # 39863, October 5, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by black sheep
Witness to a dream
Locked up inside the madness
Of a girl insane
Haiku # 39862, October 5, 2007 1:24 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
"eff u" he exclaims
"ain't doin shizz fer ur as."
Uhm ..Okay. What's new?
Haiku # 39861, October 5, 2007 12:20 am ET
by Bwahahahaha.. ~and??
looking for Bigfoot
just found Huell Howser instead
no word, his shoe size
Haiku # 39860, October 4, 2007 2:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
A shy little girl
Happy popping pink seed heads
Feeling them explode

In pressing fingers,
Seed surprise delighting her,
Such sprung dispersal,

Didn't see pink lips
Springing surprise towards her,
Woman's eyes, girl's shock

Drawing down the veil,
Lidding blue eyes, flushing cheeks,
Sprung girl dispersal...
Haiku # 39859, October 4, 2007 11:46 am ET
by DPF of popping seed heads
Her lips pulled away
As fast as a surgeons knife
Learning boundaries
Haiku # 39858, October 4, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress of Popping seed heads
Go Rockies go GO
insurance from Holliday
sorry Cole Hamels
Haiku # 39857, October 3, 2007 6:14 pm ET
by sweeet~
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts "to paste"
and sometimes will not

??????????????????/
Haiku # 39856, October 3, 2007 5:15 am ET
by Quosimodo
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts
Haiku # 39855, October 3, 2007 5:11 am ET
by Mystery to me
Swinging from Belfry
He's watching Esmerelda
Oh! The bells the bells
Haiku # 39854, October 3, 2007 5:03 am ET
by Quosimodo of They make you Deaf you know
Swinging from Belfry
He
Haiku # 39853, October 3, 2007 5:00 am ET
by Quosimodo of Notre Dame
It's My Fair Lady
With a little bit of luck
Stanley Holloway
Haiku # 39852, October 3, 2007 4:48 am ET
by Try again
It
Haiku # 39851, October 3, 2007 4:46 am ET
by Clinck of bottles
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I'm so glad for you
Haiku # 39850, October 3, 2007 4:25 am ET
by Why is it missed off? of mystery to me
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I
Haiku # 39849, October 3, 2007 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Down the Valley
bottles clinck timely
a chinly man chimes a tune
tell me what movie
Haiku # 39848, October 3, 2007 2:30 am ET
by rollerskates and rainbow elastic straps
do you love yourself??
mirror mirror, forsaken
graved scared and knowing
Haiku # 39847, October 3, 2007 2:25 am ET
by she looks at you and wants to get high with Ozzy
I used to love her
but I had to kill her oh yeah
..she bitched so much..hmm
Haiku # 39846, October 3, 2007 2:11 am ET
by and the LITTLE boyz sing
none of it is true
followed example only
uh hmm mmm~k right
Haiku # 39845, October 3, 2007 2:07 am ET
by hey what u teachin your babes..??
yeah right she rocks ugh
okay tell me one more time
joan jett..now she's cool
Haiku # 39843, October 3, 2007 2:00 am ET
by you suck plastic balloons because you are in vein..and i have nun
dEAR hENRI HIGGINS
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times
Haiku # 39842, October 3, 2007 1:46 am ET
by got some mascara for that??? you douche head
Lunch, tis last refuge
for this scoundrel anyhow
cocktails and splittails
Haiku # 39841, October 2, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Tecknokoi of Venice Beach
OMG I'M PWNED
USING NETSPEAK CONSTANTLY
O SHIT WTF
Haiku # 39840, October 2, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by PWNED of TEH INTERNETS
Singing my heart songs
Innocence, experience,
Point and counterpoint,

Baroque and folk-like,
Harmony and dissonance
Polka down the stave

This, the key of C,
Sweetly unlocks heart's chambers
Joyful and loving
Haiku # 39839, October 2, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of the heartland
bald eagle fished right
in front of Rogue Jet Mail Boat
awesome, tip your guide
Haiku # 39838, October 2, 2007 1:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sea lion cave, world's
largest, no lions, much fog
still be nine bucks please
Haiku # 39837, October 2, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
why you lie? oh why?
stupid questions do exsist
dealings of the dark
Haiku # 39836, October 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by beauty bush
or egregious
pleasure exalts the spirit
a graceful detail
Haiku # 39835, October 2, 2007 10:16 am ET
by Morbid Angel Ageless, Still I Am
reversal of mind
playing backwards to forward
makes a been there game
Haiku # 39834, October 2, 2007 10:01 am ET
by chippy
sound off, the world is
stranger than fiction, the things
that go on scare me
Haiku # 39833, October 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep of I know i coukld do better but...practice, practice
In open, acute
wounds, granulation tissue
covers. Not epithelium.
Haiku # 39832, September 30, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by K. Doane of Ohio
biting my tongue, bleeds
soon it shall sever from me
and I'll talk no more
Haiku # 39831, September 30, 2007 7:33 pm ET
by going going gone..
lost my treadmill key
ripping apart my house now
things get so misplaced
Haiku # 39830, September 29, 2007 11:36 am ET
by like anyone cares of badmood bitchiness
I'm off, traveling
St Lucia, St Vincent
South Caribbean
Haiku # 39829, September 29, 2007 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Aperntly not just yet?
I
Haiku # 39828, September 29, 2007 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress of Warm Caribbean Christmas
destined for dog days
tko for kbo ?
help save the planet
Haiku # 39827, September 29, 2007 8:07 am ET
by ash (check the linky)
Spruce Goose, in middle
of Oregon, how did it
get there, Howard Huge?
Haiku # 39826, September 27, 2007 4:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh VooDoo Donut
your ginormous glazed, I done
couldn't like finish
Haiku # 39825, September 27, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Man, I pulated!
Revved her, floored her, drove her home,
Auto-matically
Haiku # 39824, September 27, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by car-isma
Manipulated?
Describes a woman or car?
Sleek desirable
Haiku # 39823, September 27, 2007 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Birthplace of the stars
From formless gasses and dust
Formation of mass
Haiku # 39822, September 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought I loved you
jump, desperate attempts fall
I have no idea
Haiku # 39821, September 27, 2007 3:05 am ET
by I am .. ..fee- ling nothing new
my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820, September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
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