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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sound off, the world is
stranger than fiction, the things
that go on scare me
Haiku # 39833 October 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep of I know i coukld do better but...practice, practice
In open, acute
wounds, granulation tissue
covers. Not epithelium.
Haiku # 39832 September 30, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by K. Doane of Ohio
biting my tongue, bleeds
soon it shall sever from me
and I'll talk no more
Haiku # 39831 September 30, 2007 7:33 pm ET
by going going gone..
lost my treadmill key
ripping apart my house now
things get so misplaced
Haiku # 39830 September 29, 2007 11:36 am ET
by like anyone cares of badmood bitchiness
I'm off, traveling
St Lucia, St Vincent
South Caribbean
Haiku # 39829 September 29, 2007 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Aperntly not just yet?
I
Haiku # 39828 September 29, 2007 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress of Warm Caribbean Christmas
destined for dog days
tko for kbo ?
help save the planet
Haiku # 39827 September 29, 2007 8:07 am ET
by ash (check the linky)
Spruce Goose, in middle
of Oregon, how did it
get there, Howard Huge?
Haiku # 39826 September 27, 2007 4:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh VooDoo Donut
your ginormous glazed, I done
couldn't like finish
Haiku # 39825 September 27, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Man, I pulated!
Revved her, floored her, drove her home,
Auto-matically
Haiku # 39824 September 27, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by car-isma
Manipulated?
Describes a woman or car?
Sleek desirable
Haiku # 39823 September 27, 2007 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Birthplace of the stars
From formless gasses and dust
Formation of mass
Haiku # 39822 September 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought I loved you
jump, desperate attempts fall
I have no idea
Haiku # 39821 September 27, 2007 3:05 am ET
by I am .. ..fee- ling nothing new
my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820 September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
Whatever you choose
Life, not always as you'd like
Serendipity
Haiku # 39819 September 26, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39818 September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39817 September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
rampant dumbasses
ramblin' toward damascus
without due respect


Haiku # 39816 September 26, 2007 12:28 am ET
by Lush
your thoughts do guide you
child's play and child's growth
a mother's true love
Haiku # 39815 September 25, 2007 9:59 am ET
by hahah..see how your mind works
from my perspective
your obsessions are disease
mine are endearing
Haiku # 39814 September 25, 2007 9:20 am ET
by ash
I make him work hard
he needs that push I know it
smarter then they think
Haiku # 39813 September 24, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by he is just bored as hellxox
then i strapped her in
made sure she was safe and sound
there she went to sleep
Haiku # 39812 September 24, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by because i love her
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811 September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810 September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809 September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808 September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I'm excluded here
Haiku # 39807 September 24, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Is it my fault?
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I
Haiku # 39806 September 24, 2007 6:24 am ET
by Naked lunch
I'm not quite that strong
Please stop this conversation
It goes on and on
Haiku # 39805 September 24, 2007 2:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
things getting stale yet?
like an ole' saltine cracker
I swear so loudly
Haiku # 39796 September 23, 2007 3:03 am ET
by just cause ..sometimes
don't you want my love
baby, i need you tonight
don't you want my love
Haiku # 39795 September 22, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by xoxoxoxox ;)
there's times when the words
flow like water but then stop
well, dam it all, no?
Haiku # 39794 September 22, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
we're not seen face to
face but still words, habits, thoughts
reveal who we are
Haiku # 39793 September 22, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by black sheep
there's something to be
said about isolation
behind a machine

this is what happens to
"zabadooeys", leftovers
of our 1990s, a thing of
a dead past
Haiku # 39792 September 22, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by black sheep
Censorship? Jesus
Get a fucking grip on it
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 39788 September 22, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What was missing is
Past action if its worthy
Censorship is bad
Haiku # 39787 September 22, 2007 8:58 am ET
by I feel put apon
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786 September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785 September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784 September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783 September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782 September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
dropping wants from mind
not so easily achieved
dropping pants is though
Haiku # 39781 September 21, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Strong drink awaits me
Inviting Debauchery
Rock out with cock out
Haiku # 39780 September 21, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
The problem is that
If it normally works well
We keep doing it
Haiku # 39779 September 21, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Naked lunch who is sometimes very rude
upper echelon
top of line perfection
that's, dreams are made of
Haiku # 39778 September 21, 2007 11:46 am ET
by silly FANtasy for fun
so many computers
perhaps it's an addiction
get with the programme
Haiku # 39777 September 21, 2007 7:10 am ET
by ash
morons with agendae
pervade and taint most websites
find some temperance
Haiku # 39776 September 21, 2007 3:31 am ET
by Lush
at Greek festival
wonderful new first for John
bought fifth of Ouzo
Haiku # 39775 September 20, 2007 7:28 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
beach in Malibu
homemade pizza for us two
what's (who's) for dessert?
Haiku # 39774 September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
and while breath remains
spend it counting syllables
twitter in haiku
Haiku # 39773 September 20, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA