Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Her lips pulled away
As fast as a surgeons knife
Learning boundaries
Haiku # 39858 October 4, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress of Popping seed heads
Go Rockies go GO
insurance from Holliday
sorry Cole Hamels
Haiku # 39857 October 3, 2007 6:14 pm ET
by sweeet~
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts "to paste"
and sometimes will not

??????????????????/
Haiku # 39856 October 3, 2007 5:15 am ET
by Quosimodo
Why are words missed off?
Sometimes it accepts
Haiku # 39855 October 3, 2007 5:11 am ET
by Mystery to me
Swinging from Belfry
He's watching Esmerelda
Oh! The bells the bells
Haiku # 39854 October 3, 2007 5:03 am ET
by Quosimodo of They make you Deaf you know
Swinging from Belfry
He
Haiku # 39853 October 3, 2007 5:00 am ET
by Quosimodo of Notre Dame
It's My Fair Lady
With a little bit of luck
Stanley Holloway
Haiku # 39852 October 3, 2007 4:48 am ET
by Try again
It
Haiku # 39851 October 3, 2007 4:46 am ET
by Clinck of bottles
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I'm so glad for you
Haiku # 39850 October 3, 2007 4:25 am ET
by Why is it missed off? of mystery to me
Song and soft Laughter
Echoes, roll down the valley
To my ears and eyes

You found happiness
Which makes me smile too
I
Haiku # 39849 October 3, 2007 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Down the Valley
bottles clinck timely
a chinly man chimes a tune
tell me what movie
Haiku # 39848 October 3, 2007 2:30 am ET
by rollerskates and rainbow elastic straps
do you love yourself??
mirror mirror, forsaken
graved scared and knowing
Haiku # 39847 October 3, 2007 2:25 am ET
by she looks at you and wants to get high with Ozzy
I used to love her
but I had to kill her oh yeah
..she bitched so much..hmm
Haiku # 39846 October 3, 2007 2:11 am ET
by and the LITTLE boyz sing
none of it is true
followed example only
uh hmm mmm~k right
Haiku # 39845 October 3, 2007 2:07 am ET
by hey what u teachin your babes..??
yeah right she rocks ugh
okay tell me one more time
joan jett..now she's cool
Haiku # 39843 October 3, 2007 2:00 am ET
by you suck plastic balloons because you are in vein..and i have nun
dEAR hENRI HIGGINS
YOU SUCK i WANT TO PUNCH YOU
a couple of times
Haiku # 39842 October 3, 2007 1:46 am ET
by got some mascara for that??? you douche head
Lunch, tis last refuge
for this scoundrel anyhow
cocktails and splittails
Haiku # 39841 October 2, 2007 6:36 pm ET
by Tecknokoi of Venice Beach
OMG I'M PWNED
USING NETSPEAK CONSTANTLY
O SHIT WTF
Haiku # 39840 October 2, 2007 6:18 pm ET
by PWNED of TEH INTERNETS
Singing my heart songs
Innocence, experience,
Point and counterpoint,

Baroque and folk-like,
Harmony and dissonance
Polka down the stave

This, the key of C,
Sweetly unlocks heart's chambers
Joyful and loving
Haiku # 39839 October 2, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of the heartland
bald eagle fished right
in front of Rogue Jet Mail Boat
awesome, tip your guide
Haiku # 39838 October 2, 2007 1:56 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sea lion cave, world's
largest, no lions, much fog
still be nine bucks please
Haiku # 39837 October 2, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
why you lie? oh why?
stupid questions do exsist
dealings of the dark
Haiku # 39836 October 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by beauty bush
or egregious
pleasure exalts the spirit
a graceful detail
Haiku # 39835 October 2, 2007 10:16 am ET
by Morbid Angel Ageless, Still I Am
reversal of mind
playing backwards to forward
makes a been there game
Haiku # 39834 October 2, 2007 10:01 am ET
by chippy
sound off, the world is
stranger than fiction, the things
that go on scare me
Haiku # 39833 October 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep of I know i coukld do better but...practice, practice
In open, acute
wounds, granulation tissue
covers. Not epithelium.
Haiku # 39832 September 30, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by K. Doane of Ohio
biting my tongue, bleeds
soon it shall sever from me
and I'll talk no more
Haiku # 39831 September 30, 2007 7:33 pm ET
by going going gone..
lost my treadmill key
ripping apart my house now
things get so misplaced
Haiku # 39830 September 29, 2007 11:36 am ET
by like anyone cares of badmood bitchiness
I'm off, traveling
St Lucia, St Vincent
South Caribbean
Haiku # 39829 September 29, 2007 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Aperntly not just yet?
I
Haiku # 39828 September 29, 2007 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress of Warm Caribbean Christmas
destined for dog days
tko for kbo ?
help save the planet
Haiku # 39827 September 29, 2007 8:07 am ET
by ash (check the linky)
Spruce Goose, in middle
of Oregon, how did it
get there, Howard Huge?
Haiku # 39826 September 27, 2007 4:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh VooDoo Donut
your ginormous glazed, I done
couldn't like finish
Haiku # 39825 September 27, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Man, I pulated!
Revved her, floored her, drove her home,
Auto-matically
Haiku # 39824 September 27, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by car-isma
Manipulated?
Describes a woman or car?
Sleek desirable
Haiku # 39823 September 27, 2007 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Birthplace of the stars
From formless gasses and dust
Formation of mass
Haiku # 39822 September 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought I loved you
jump, desperate attempts fall
I have no idea
Haiku # 39821 September 27, 2007 3:05 am ET
by I am .. ..fee- ling nothing new
my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820 September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
Whatever you choose
Life, not always as you'd like
Serendipity
Haiku # 39819 September 26, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39818 September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39817 September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
rampant dumbasses
ramblin' toward damascus
without due respect


Haiku # 39816 September 26, 2007 12:28 am ET
by Lush
your thoughts do guide you
child's play and child's growth
a mother's true love
Haiku # 39815 September 25, 2007 9:59 am ET
by hahah..see how your mind works
from my perspective
your obsessions are disease
mine are endearing
Haiku # 39814 September 25, 2007 9:20 am ET
by ash
I make him work hard
he needs that push I know it
smarter then they think
Haiku # 39813 September 24, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by he is just bored as hellxox
then i strapped her in
made sure she was safe and sound
there she went to sleep
Haiku # 39812 September 24, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by because i love her
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811 September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810 September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809 September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808 September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis