Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

sea lion cave, world's
largest, no lions, much fog
still be nine bucks please
Haiku # 39837, October 2, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
why you lie? oh why?
stupid questions do exsist
dealings of the dark
Haiku # 39836, October 2, 2007 10:19 am ET
by beauty bush
or egregious
pleasure exalts the spirit
a graceful detail
Haiku # 39835, October 2, 2007 10:16 am ET
by Morbid Angel Ageless, Still I Am
reversal of mind
playing backwards to forward
makes a been there game
Haiku # 39834, October 2, 2007 10:01 am ET
by chippy
sound off, the world is
stranger than fiction, the things
that go on scare me
Haiku # 39833, October 1, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep of I know i coukld do better but...practice, practice
In open, acute
wounds, granulation tissue
covers. Not epithelium.
Haiku # 39832, September 30, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by K. Doane of Ohio
biting my tongue, bleeds
soon it shall sever from me
and I'll talk no more
Haiku # 39831, September 30, 2007 7:33 pm ET
by going going gone..
lost my treadmill key
ripping apart my house now
things get so misplaced
Haiku # 39830, September 29, 2007 11:36 am ET
by like anyone cares of badmood bitchiness
I'm off, traveling
St Lucia, St Vincent
South Caribbean
Haiku # 39829, September 29, 2007 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Aperntly not just yet?
I
Haiku # 39828, September 29, 2007 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress of Warm Caribbean Christmas
destined for dog days
tko for kbo ?
help save the planet
Haiku # 39827, September 29, 2007 8:07 am ET
by ash (check the linky)
Spruce Goose, in middle
of Oregon, how did it
get there, Howard Huge?
Haiku # 39826, September 27, 2007 4:17 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Oh VooDoo Donut
your ginormous glazed, I done
couldn't like finish
Haiku # 39825, September 27, 2007 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Man, I pulated!
Revved her, floored her, drove her home,
Auto-matically
Haiku # 39824, September 27, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by car-isma
Manipulated?
Describes a woman or car?
Sleek desirable
Haiku # 39823, September 27, 2007 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Birthplace of the stars
From formless gasses and dust
Formation of mass
Haiku # 39822, September 27, 2007 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I thought I loved you
jump, desperate attempts fall
I have no idea
Haiku # 39821, September 27, 2007 3:05 am ET
by I am .. ..fee- ling nothing new
my work is complete
trying to sleep, the hard part
where is my pillow
Haiku # 39820, September 26, 2007 5:22 am ET
by tomorrow is 2 hours away
Whatever you choose
Life, not always as you'd like
Serendipity
Haiku # 39819, September 26, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39818, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
I can't stop smiling
blitter blitter on and on
I'm tickled there..where?
Haiku # 39817, September 26, 2007 3:14 am ET
by EAT MY MUSHROOM
rampant dumbasses
ramblin' toward damascus
without due respect


Haiku # 39816, September 26, 2007 12:28 am ET
by Lush
your thoughts do guide you
child's play and child's growth
a mother's true love
Haiku # 39815, September 25, 2007 9:59 am ET
by hahah..see how your mind works
from my perspective
your obsessions are disease
mine are endearing
Haiku # 39814, September 25, 2007 9:20 am ET
by ash
I make him work hard
he needs that push I know it
smarter then they think
Haiku # 39813, September 24, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by he is just bored as hellxox
then i strapped her in
made sure she was safe and sound
there she went to sleep
Haiku # 39812, September 24, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by because i love her
she said go faster
she almost looked pukish faint
she said go again
Haiku # 39811, September 24, 2007 11:44 pm ET
by Twisted ride with my girl
Broken melody
Silence howling at the wind
Dancing in the rain
Haiku # 39810, September 24, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh that made my day
I love the music greatly
here..from my tummy xoxox
Haiku # 39809, September 24, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by cross eyed..laughter of love
oh the intertubes
a safe haven for assholes;
the chronically meek
Haiku # 39808, September 24, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Janis
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I'm excluded here
Haiku # 39807, September 24, 2007 6:26 am ET
by Is it my fault?
Once I was so pure
But now by common consent
I
Haiku # 39806, September 24, 2007 6:24 am ET
by Naked lunch
I'm not quite that strong
Please stop this conversation
It goes on and on
Haiku # 39805, September 24, 2007 2:56 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
things getting stale yet?
like an ole' saltine cracker
I swear so loudly
Haiku # 39796, September 23, 2007 3:03 am ET
by just cause ..sometimes
don't you want my love
baby, i need you tonight
don't you want my love
Haiku # 39795, September 22, 2007 2:05 pm ET
by xoxoxoxox ;)
there's times when the words
flow like water but then stop
well, dam it all, no?
Haiku # 39794, September 22, 2007 12:59 pm ET
by black sheep
we're not seen face to
face but still words, habits, thoughts
reveal who we are
Haiku # 39793, September 22, 2007 12:58 pm ET
by black sheep
there's something to be
said about isolation
behind a machine

this is what happens to
"zabadooeys", leftovers
of our 1990s, a thing of
a dead past
Haiku # 39792, September 22, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by black sheep
Censorship? Jesus
Get a fucking grip on it
It's just bad haiku
Haiku # 39788, September 22, 2007 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What was missing is
Past action if its worthy
Censorship is bad
Haiku # 39787, September 22, 2007 8:58 am ET
by I feel put apon
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39786, September 22, 2007 8:56 am ET
by Preview was OK
Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39785, September 22, 2007 8:54 am ET
by No malice intended
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39784, September 22, 2007 8:53 am ET
by Man of many names
I write few Haikus
Nature, emotions, movement
Politics and sex

Sometimes they are good
Erotic thought provoking
Some bad some filthy

Thoughts are what I write
Past action if it
Haiku # 39783, September 22, 2007 8:51 am ET
by Man of many names
mind over matter
laundrty needs done.. I pretend
matter seems to win
Haiku # 39782, September 21, 2007 11:12 pm ET
by pile full of dirty fuckin clothes
dropping wants from mind
not so easily achieved
dropping pants is though
Haiku # 39781, September 21, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Strong drink awaits me
Inviting Debauchery
Rock out with cock out
Haiku # 39780, September 21, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice
The problem is that
If it normally works well
We keep doing it
Haiku # 39779, September 21, 2007 4:33 pm ET
by Naked lunch who is sometimes very rude
upper echelon
top of line perfection
that's, dreams are made of
Haiku # 39778, September 21, 2007 11:46 am ET
by silly FANtasy for fun
so many computers
perhaps it's an addiction
get with the programme
Haiku # 39777, September 21, 2007 7:10 am ET
by ash
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