Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone
by
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
by
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
by
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
by of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
by of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
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point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
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iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES
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your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
by
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~
(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)
FUCK YOU
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~
(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)
FUCK YOU
by
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
by
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Of social interaction
Of living and love
by of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance
by of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you
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Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
by
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
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loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
by
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
by
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
by
I dislike the mall
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
by
my inner demons
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
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ah the nightlife
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
by of Venice Beach
All unlearned senses
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
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no-one writes to me
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
by
painting the bathroom
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
by
a funny true thought
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
by
example to lead
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
by
granola bites good
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
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Stars of dead actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
by of Phoenix, AZ
40 to 50
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
by of Gadgetzan, Tanaris
this world is part made
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
by
another year gone
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
by
it give's me the shit's
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
by
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
by
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
by
I'm glad I'm older
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
by
My Hopes dispersed on the wind
A Tragedy
My plans are a mess
A Tragedy
My plans are a mess
by
Nothing ever works
Outside influence applies
Life gets in the way
Outside influence applies
Life gets in the way
by
thinking of a lot
clouds, air, feelings happiness
a goal .. a goal.. score
clouds, air, feelings happiness
a goal .. a goal.. score
by
Old age and wisdom
Go hand in hand and preventing
You from staying young
Go hand in hand and preventing
You from staying young
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you have to grow old
but you don't have to grow up
growing old still sucks
but you don't have to grow up
growing old still sucks
by
dear Big GUy yeah you
Now what?? this lull really bites
and tastes like tofu
Now what?? this lull really bites
and tastes like tofu
by
somewhere under it
I saw everthing, took notes
NOW i'm really bored
I saw everthing, took notes
NOW i'm really bored
by
I desire vaca (y)
somewhere really quiet and
gentle, smart and strong
somewhere really quiet and
gentle, smart and strong
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I'm a good girl now
Don't drink dont' smoke..just all work
no romance no sex
(at least I can laugh)
Don't drink dont' smoke..just all work
no romance no sex
(at least I can laugh)
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