Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938, October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937, October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933, October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932, October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931, October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930, October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929, October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928, October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925, October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924, October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923, October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922, October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921, October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
Haiku # 39917, October 13, 2007 1:12 am ET
by rock of love..the best eye opening tv program of the century..true to man..so true
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
Haiku # 39916, October 13, 2007 1:03 am ET
by you made your bed now sleep in it..lay with dogs and you will get fleas..parents
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
Haiku # 39915, October 13, 2007 1:00 am ET
by cool band name: Vomitdawgs
I dislike the mall
why torture yourself if you
can't afford the stuff
Haiku # 39914, October 13, 2007 12:58 am ET
by window shopping..
my inner demons
pay quite hansomly indeed
to watch yours make out
Haiku # 39913, October 12, 2007 7:57 pm ET
by technokoi
ah the nightlife
out chasing tail needing more
strong drink not conquest
Haiku # 39912, October 12, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
All unlearned senses
Emotions and awareness
Not To be in touch
Haiku # 39911, October 12, 2007 2:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no-one writes to me
just as well for asperger's
i hardly notice
Haiku # 39910, October 12, 2007 7:14 am ET
by ash
painting the bathroom
tidying up the garden
rainstorms scudding through
Haiku # 39909, October 12, 2007 7:00 am ET
by ash
a funny true thought
so much new shit you will learn
so much you know now...
Haiku # 39897, October 10, 2007 10:57 pm ET
by pickles and petunias
example to lead
turn your tee vee on for kids
yeah the world is @$#^%
Haiku # 39896, October 10, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by can we all do just a little better please?
granola bites good
little balls of sweetened crunch
fooling foolish minds
Haiku # 39895, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by god I love them, good thing they dont come in chip sized bags
Stars of dead actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Aways under foot
Haiku # 39894, October 10, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
40 to 50
leveling is so painful
please fix the damn zones
Haiku # 39893, October 10, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by WoW Gold of Gadgetzan, Tanaris
this world is part made
from words, invented to make
sense of all of this
Haiku # 39892, October 10, 2007 11:40 am ET
by black sheep
another year gone
why does time accelerate
or am i slowing
Haiku # 39891, October 10, 2007 9:17 am ET
by ash
it give's me the shit's
apostrophe man lament's
bad punctuation
Haiku # 39890, October 10, 2007 9:09 am ET
by ash
So wheres my invite?
Haiku # 39889, October 9, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39888, October 9, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fab sent me a text
South of France. Wish you were here?
So where
Haiku # 39887, October 9, 2007 1:41 pm ET
by Will
I'm glad I'm older
for entertainment's more dull
satisfy me now
Haiku # 39886, October 9, 2007 9:48 am ET
by black sheep
What
Haiku # 39885, October 8, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39884, October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Hopes dispersed on the wind
A Tragedy
My plans are a mess

Haiku # 39883, October 8, 2007 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nothing ever works
Outside influence applies
Life gets in the way

Haiku # 39882, October 8, 2007 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What
Haiku # 39881, October 8, 2007 1:57 pm ET
by Bit depressed
thinking of a lot
clouds, air, feelings happiness
a goal .. a goal.. score
Haiku # 39880, October 7, 2007 3:16 pm ET
by important things now so lame..
Old age and wisdom
Go hand in hand and preventing
You from staying young

Haiku # 39879, October 7, 2007 5:46 am ET
by Peter Pan
you have to grow old
but you don't have to grow up
growing old still sucks
Haiku # 39878, October 7, 2007 3:15 am ET
by ash
dear Big GUy yeah you
Now what?? this lull really bites
and tastes like tofu
Haiku # 39877, October 6, 2007 1:00 pm ET
by whish..whooosh..
somewhere under it
I saw everthing, took notes
NOW i'm really bored
Haiku # 39876, October 6, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by making paper airplanes
I desire vaca (y)
somewhere really quiet and
gentle, smart and strong
Haiku # 39875, October 6, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by *sigh*
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