Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

dear dipshit mr. friend
who the hell wuz that? et vous?
thanks for fuckin me
Haiku # 39972, October 25, 2007 2:23 am ET
by up
i need a release
these things and hell upon me
more she says you laugh
Haiku # 39971, October 25, 2007 2:22 am ET
by wait I got another joke for you
flora and fauna
scented and sprung it's over
changing the bed sheets
Haiku # 39970, October 24, 2007 11:03 pm ET
by holy crao that band is hitting the spot tonight..EXEMPTION..heavy
where did it all go
I try to remember..Can't
the 3rd and 4th grade??
Haiku # 39969, October 24, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by brain damage
that's about it too
a great happy moment YEAH
mmm can't help myself..
:(xoxo:)
Haiku # 39968, October 24, 2007 10:59 pm ET
by need some exemption
Turbulent echo's
Minds eye flashes backward
Yet sleep brings no peace
Haiku # 39967, October 24, 2007 8:39 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Our idle chatter
Taken for granted it seems
Without depth silenced
Haiku # 39966, October 23, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Arms to be twisted
Enthusiasm all spent
A fine line indeed
Haiku # 39965, October 23, 2007 7:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A peaceful morning.
Kids at home on Playstations.
It's half term again :-)
Haiku # 39964, October 22, 2007 5:39 am ET
by phil of Exeter UK
Autumn ,Month 8, Leaf red
who knows what time it could be.
My math worsens each day
10/21/07
Haiku # 39963, October 21, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Robin Len of CANADA
Your birthday party
I
Haiku # 39962, October 21, 2007 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress of The more you have the longer you live
Soft round smooth pink mounds
Presented for our delight
Quivers to my touch

Haiku # 39961, October 21, 2007 5:17 am ET
by Whiplash
avaunt! deep musing
undergo eclipse lost to
fall under one's fix
Haiku # 39960, October 21, 2007 1:37 am ET
by its britney bitch
unlucky dube
perhaps rastas never die
sadly, people do
Haiku # 39959, October 21, 2007 12:15 am ET
by ash
fasten yourselves in
behold, i'de have you to know
a light is kindled
Haiku # 39958, October 20, 2007 7:59 pm ET
by flinch
Lvoe is all around
A seam untapped by others
A spanking gold mine?

Haiku # 39957, October 20, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by Naked lunch
last night, dancing light
then hatred, threats, violence,
does love conquer all?
Haiku # 39956, October 20, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by d
digging deep for lvoe
to mine my deepest heart seam ...
rocks and boulders now...
Haiku # 39955, October 20, 2007 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my ashen dear.
Asperger's? Seriously?
Do give us a hug.
Haiku # 39954, October 20, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Lush
My nascent fetish
Orgiastic midget porn
A miniature train
Haiku # 39953, October 20, 2007 12:41 am ET
by Lush
beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952, October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951, October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950, October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949, October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944, October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943, October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942, October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940, October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939, October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938, October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937, October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933, October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932, October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931, October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930, October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929, October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928, October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925, October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924, October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923, October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922, October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921, October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
loved mashed potatoes
lumps and skins are my fav-rit
and yummy gravy
Haiku # 39917, October 13, 2007 1:12 am ET
by rock of love..the best eye opening tv program of the century..true to man..so true
and for my next trick
you shall be amazed by
acceptance and sleep
Haiku # 39916, October 13, 2007 1:03 am ET
by you made your bed now sleep in it..lay with dogs and you will get fleas..parents
I'm a bit angry
so it took his bricks and then
built him a tombstone
Haiku # 39915, October 13, 2007 1:00 am ET
by cool band name: Vomitdawgs
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